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Blue crew socks with repeating red and white cans labeled 'WHOOP ASS' and a yellow burst, on a bent metal design.
Can of Whoop Ass
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Can of Whoop Ass
$12.00
Bright blue crew socks are definitely not for the faint of heart. They're covered in bold, pop-art style cans, designed to look like they've seen some action. Each red and white can prominently features 'WHOOP' at the top and 'ASS' at the bottom, with a little yellow burst shape in...
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Pair of grey crew socks with a repeating pattern of iced coffee cups, showing brown drinks, white ice, and yellow & red straws.
Iced Coffee
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Iced Coffee
$14.00
A refreshing pattern of iced coffee drinks covers these grey crew socks. Each clear cup visible on this side holds a light brown beverage with white ice cubes inside. You'll spot some cups with bright yellow straws and others with bold red straws, adding a nice pop of color against...
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Pair of black crew socks with a rainbow, white clouds, 'Happy Bitch' text, and red, yellow, green, blue stripes.
Happy Bitch
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
Happy Bitch
$12.00
Forget playing nice. These black crew socks let everyone know exactly where you stand. Each sock features a vibrant rainbow arcing over two fluffy white clouds, with the words 'HAPPY BITCH' boldly displayed in white text underneath. Down near the ankle, you'll find bright horizontal stripes in red, yellow, green,...
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A pair of navy crew socks with a repeating pattern of golden retrievers and green martini glasses. Reddish-brown toes and heels. "Hard Licker" text.
Hard Licker
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Hard Licker
$14.00
Slipping on these dark blue socks is a nod to your favorite golden retriever - and maybe your favorite happy hour. They're covered in a fun, repeating pattern of golden dogs. You'll see some pups lounging around, while others sit upright, all with a tiny martini glass visible beside them,...
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Pair of black crew socks with magenta cuffs, heels, and toes. Design features a white dog holding a stick and "branch manager" text.
Branch Manager
Crew SocksHot Sox
$10.00
Branch Manager
$10.00
These comfy black socks feature a charming white dog with brown patches, proudly holding a stick in its mouth. Right below our furry friend, the words "branch manager" are spelled out in a vibrant magenta, matching the solid color of the cuffs, heels, and toes. You'll also spot another glimpse...
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Beige non-skid slipper sock with a red cuff. Features Santa surfing, a palm tree, snowflakes, and presents on a beach scene.
Surfing Santa Non-Skid Slipper
Crew SocksHot Sox
$8.00
Surfing Santa Non-Skid Slipper
$8.00
Imagine Santa on a tropical holiday, and you've got these fun slippers. The sock shows Santa Claus in red swim trunks and a Santa hat, holding a green and white surfboard on a sandy beach. A tall palm tree with coconuts stands nearby, under a light blue sky with falling...
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Crew sock, light brown with repeating pattern of white and black panda faces wearing red-rimmed glasses or sunglasses.
Smart Panda
Crew SocksHot Sox
$8.00
Smart Panda
$8.00
Who knew pandas could be so stylish? These socks feature a bunch of chill panda faces hanging out on a comfy tan background. Each panda has those signature black ears and eye patches. A bunch of them are rocking red-framed glasses, giving off serious studious vibes, while others are lounging...
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Pair of tan crew socks with a repeating pattern of panda faces wearing red glasses and holding green bamboo shoots. Red toes and heels.
Smart Panda
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Smart Panda
$14.00
Got a thing for animals with serious style? These light brown socks are covered in a cool pattern of panda faces. Each panda is rocking a pair of bright red glasses, giving off major smarty-pants vibes. Some pandas are even holding a tiny green bamboo leaf, because even the brainiest...
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Pair of black crew socks with dark green cuffs, heels, and toes. Features green turtles wearing Santa hats and "SLOW HO HO" text in red.
Slow Ho Ho
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Slow Ho Ho
$14.00
Bringing slow holiday cheer right to your feet, these black crew socks feature a happy-looking green turtle on the visible side. Each turtle is decked out in a tiny red and white Santa hat. Below them, the words "SLOW HO HO" are written in bold red letters, playing on a...
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Pair of blue non-skid slipper socks with flying brown reindeer, red harness, white snowflakes, and grey cuffs, heels, toes.
Sleigh What Non-Skid Slipper
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Sleigh What Non-Skid Slipper
$14.00
Deck your feet in festive fun with this blue pair, perfect for cozying up at home. They show off a bright blue background, peppered with a flurry of white snowflakes. On one side, you'll spot an orange-brown reindeer in mid-leap, sporting brown antlers and a vibrant red harness. White lines...
Pair of blue crew socks with green hills, an orange rising sun, and "I'M A RAY OF FUCKING SUNSHINE" text.
Ray Of Sunshine
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
Ray Of Sunshine
$12.00
If your vibe is less "polite hello" and more "I bring my own damn light," these socks are for you. The top half is a vibrant blue, like a perfect clear sky, with a bold orange half-sun rising over green, striped hills below. Radiating yellow lines shoot out from the...
Olive green crew sock with dark dots, featuring a cartoon pickle character and a speech bubble saying 'I'm kind of a big dill !'.
Big Dill
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$7.00
Big Dill
$7.00
Feeling like a big deal today? You should be! These socks are here to make sure everyone knows it. Against a background of olive green, covered in small, darker dots, you'll spot an animated pickle character on the visible side. This cheerful little guy, with his arms out, seems to...
Cream crew socks with green and blue accents.  Features a funny 'fun fact' graphic and a cartoon fly.
Always Right
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Always Right
$11.00
The socks are a light cream color with solid royal blue cuffs, heels, and toes. A bold lime green section sits above the heel on both sides. On the visible side of one sock, it says "FUN FACT:" above "I'm always right." inside a wavy text bubble. Scattered around are...
Pair of cream, green, and blue crew socks.  They feature a comic-style design with speech bubbles saying "I'm always right." and "Also, never wrong."
Always Right
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
Always Right
$10.00
Know someone who's always got the right answer? These socks are practically their uniform. They feature a creamy white background with bright royal blue on the cuffs, heels, and toes, plus a zesty lime green stripe across the mid-foot. You'll spot playful blue and green asterisk shapes scattered all over....
A pair of grey crew socks with neon yellow stripes and the phrase "Who Gives A Crap?" in white.
Who Gives A Crap?
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Who Gives A Crap?
$15.00
Dark blue-grey socks that tell it like it is. The visible cuff features wide cream stripes bordered by thin lime green lines. Below that, the phrase 'WHO GIVES A CRAP?' stands out in bold lime green text, set against more cream horizontal stripes. The other shown sock displays a continuation...
A pair of white crew socks with black stripes and the words 'Trophy Wife' in black.  The socks have a black heel and toe.
Trophy Wife
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Trophy Wife
$15.00
A bold statement in crisp white and classic black, these socks feature an upper cuff with several black stripes, setting the stage. Prominently displayed on the visible side, the words 'TROPHY WIFE' are knitted in sharp black lettering. Just below this sassy declaration, two more black stripes circle the ankle...
Pair of off-white crew socks with blue, green, and red stripes at the top and bottom. Text reads: 'These Are My Lucky Mahjong Socks'.
These Are My Lucky Mahjong Socks
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
These Are My Lucky Mahjong Socks
$15.00
Rock these cream-colored socks for a bit of playful luck. They feature a clean, classic base with bold horizontal stripes - red, blue, and green - wrapping around the cuff. The main show is the large text running down the front: "THESE ARE MY LUCKY MAHJONG SOCKS," written in a...
Black crew socks with a white design depicting funny office scenes, including 'parkour' and a person with a pumpkin on their head.
The Office Split
Crew SocksOdd Sox
$15.00
The Office Split
$15.00
If you're looking for socks that get it, these are definitely for you. This pair features a clever split design, paying tribute to iconic moments from the show. One black sock, visible on this side, has large white letters spelling out part of "The Office," alongside a slouched figure in...
Pair of black crew socks with The Office logo and iconic office worker pictogram.
The Office Logo
Crew SocksCool Socks
$9.99
The Office Logo
$9.99
Time to punch in for a day of comfort with these black crew socks featuring the instantly recognizable logo from The Office. Each sock shows "The Office" text prominently at the top, followed by a crisp white emblem. This classic design includes two figures within a shield-like shape, one standing...
A pair of purple crew socks with teal and pink stripes.  The words "SUGAR MAMA" are displayed in retro-style lettering.
Sugar Mama
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Sugar Mama
$15.00
Feeling like a 'Sugar Mama'? Let your socks do the talking. These bold purple socks really stand out, with 'SUGAR MAMA' written across the cuff in bright pink and aqua blue block letters. Matching stripes in pink and aqua are visible around the top, giving them a fun, energetic vibe....
Cream crew socks with a green beet pattern and 'Schrute Farms' logo.  Features brown text and maroon accents.
Schrute Farms
Crew SocksOdd Sox
$15.00
Schrute Farms
$15.00
These socks are for anyone who appreciates a good beet, especially if it comes from a certain beloved farm. The top section, from cuff to mid-calf, is a light cream color, clearly displaying "Schrute Farms" in bold brown lettering. Just below that, you'll see "WE LOVE BEETS" printed, leaving no...
Pair of grey crew socks with blue stripes and the text 'Real Men Change Diapers'.
Real Men Change Diapers
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Real Men Change Diapers
$15.00
Sporting a no-nonsense message, these socks come in a solid grey color. The main event is on the upper leg, where bold blue stripes carry white block letters spelling out 'REAL MEN CHANGE DIAPERS.' Thin white horizontal stripes separate the blue sections, giving it a clean look. The top cuff...
Pair of blue crew socks with yellow and white stripes and the phrase 'OY FUCKING VEY' in yellow lettering.
Oy Fucking Vey
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Oy Fucking Vey
$15.00
Sometimes you just need to say it out loud. These royal blue socks let you do just that, with 'OY FUCKING VEY' splashed across the calf in bright yellow letters. They've got crisp yellow and white stripes near the top, giving them a classic, sporty feel. The heel and toe...
Pair of white crew socks with orange and light blue stripes and the text 'My Cat Is My Therapist'.
My Cat Is My Therapist
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
My Cat Is My Therapist
$15.00
Know someone who gets all their best life advice from a purring creature? These white crew socks are designed for them. They feature bold, straightforward text knitted right into the side, declaring "MY CAT IS MY THERAPIST." The lettering alternates between a strong dark blue for "MY CAT" and "THERAPIST,"...
Pair of cream crew socks with maroon, gold, and purple stripes and the phrase 'Life Starts At Fuck It' in a retro font.
Life Starts At Fuck It
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Life Starts At Fuck It
$15.00
Sometimes you just need to say 'fuck it' and go for it. These socks are that vibe, plain and simple. They come in a classic off-white base with bold horizontal stripes wrapping around the top and ankle. The cuff has thinner dark red and white stripes, while the mid-calf features...
A pair of crew socks showcasing a green pickle design. The pickles have cartoon faces and the text 'I'm kind of a big dill'.
Kind Of A Big Dill
Crew SocksOdd Sox
$15.00
Kind Of A Big Dill
$15.00
Say hello to the best kind of pickle - the one that makes your feet happy. These lively green socks feature a friendly, wide-eyed pickle face with a bright red mouth and dark brows. You'll also spot the classic pickle texture with those distinct dark green lines and curved shapes....
Pair of crew socks in red and beige.  They feature a cartoon illustration of Kevin and text saying 'Kevin's Famous Chili'.
Kevins Famous Chili
Crew SocksOdd Sox
$15.00
Kevins Famous Chili
$15.00
For fans of office antics and legendary potlucks, these socks are a definite conversation starter. The vibrant red background features a well-known character on the upper part, with 'KEVIN'S FAMOUS CHILI' printed clearly above him. He's visible wearing a gray and blue outfit, looking a bit pensive. Further down the...
A pair of crew socks with a stylized illustration of Jim Halpert from The Office.  The socks are predominantly white, black and light blue.
Jim Halpert
Crew SocksOdd Sox
$15.00
Jim Halpert
$15.00
You know that guy - always ready with a look for the camera. These socks capture Jim Halpert, front and center, with his characteristic brown hair and subtle smirk. He's dressed in his work uniform: a crisp white collared shirt and a sharp black tie, all set against a cool...
Pair of teal crew socks with pink and black stripes.  Text reads: 'I'm not sure what I'm doing out of bed'.
I'm Not Sure What I'm Doing Out Of Bed
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I'm Not Sure What I'm Doing Out Of Bed
$15.00
Let's be real, some mornings are a struggle just to get vertical. These socks get it. They're a bright aqua blue with cool pink details on the toes, heels, and striped cuffs. The top of each sock boldly declares "I'M NOT SURE WHAT I'M DOING OUT OF BED" in a...
Pair of cream crew socks with teal and pink stripes and the text 'I LIKE DOGS MORE THAN PEOPLE' in brown.
I Like Dogs More Than People
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Like Dogs More Than People
$15.00
For anyone whose best friend has four paws and a wagging tail, these socks get it. They've got a pale yellow base with bold teal and hot pink stripes up top. Right smack in the middle, they loudly declare 'I LIKE DOGS MORE THAN PEOPLE' in chunky black letters. The...
Pair of crew socks in pink with gold and teal stripes. Text reads: 'I LIKE CATS MORE THAN PEOPLE'.
I Like Cats More Than People
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Like Cats More Than People
$15.00
These socks are for anyone who genuinely prefers a purr over small talk. They come in a soft light pink, featuring bold black text up the calf that clearly states "I LIKE CATS MORE THAN PEOPLE". Around the top cuff and down near the toes, you'll spot some neat stripes...
Pair of blue crew socks with a retro design. Features 'I Heart Peanut Butter' text, red heart, and gold accents.
I Heart Peanut Butter
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Heart Peanut Butter
$15.00
Anyone who truly gets the magic of peanut butter needs these. They come in a super bright blue, right down to the ribbed cuff. Each sock features 'I ❤ PEANUT BUTTER' spelled out in crisp white letters, with a bold red heart for emphasis, sitting squarely on the leg. You’ll...
Pair of blue crew socks with 'I Heart Cruises' graphic, pink heart, and neon yellow and green stripes.
I Heart Cruises
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Heart Cruises
$15.00
Time to pack your bags and set sail, even if it's just to the kitchen. These royal blue socks are perfect for anyone who dreams of open seas and endless buffets. Up top, you'll see crisp stripes in yellow, light blue, and dark blue, framing the bold white text 'I...
Pair of black crew socks with a white and red 'I Heart Bagels' design.  Features white stripes and a subtle sparkly texture.
I Heart Bagels
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Heart Bagels
$15.00
Craving a fresh start to your day? Sometimes all you need is a perfectly toasted bagel, and maybe, just maybe, some socks that show your dedication. These black crew socks feature a bold statement: "I ❤️ BAGELS" in crisp white text, all across the ankle. Up top, you've got classic...
Pair of light green crew socks with green and yellow stripes and the text 'I DIG NATIVE PLANTS'.
I Dig Native Plants
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Dig Native Plants
$15.00
These socks are for anyone who loves getting their hands dirty, or just appreciates the beauty of local flora. They come in a fresh light green color, with bold stripes of darker green and bright yellow at the cuff and around the toe and heel. Up top, the sock spells...
A pair of pink crew socks with black stripes and 'Hot Homo' in black lettering.  The socks have a dark charcoal heel and toe.
Hot Homo
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Hot Homo
$15.00
Here's a bold statement for your feet, loud and proud in bright pink. The top cuff has two clean black stripes running around it, setting off the main message. Below that, the words 'HOT HOMO' are prominently displayed in strong, black block letters on the calf. The heel and toe...
Pair of white crew socks with maroon and red stripes and 'HOT DAD' text.  Retro style.
Hot Dad
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Hot Dad
$15.00
If someone in your life is a hot dad, these are the socks for them. Sporting a classic athletic-style design, these white socks proudly display "HOT DAD" in bold red letters at the top cuff. Just below the text, and again near the toe and heel, you'll find a cool...
Pair of cream and forest green 'Horny' crew socks.  Features horizontal stripes and the word 'Horny' in dark green.
Horny
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Horny
$15.00
Sometimes you just gotta say it, right? These socks get straight to the point. They've got a classic athletic stripe look, with a creamy off-white base and bold dark green stripes wrapped around the top cuff. The word 'HORNY' is visible in crisp white lettering across the wider green band....
Pair of grey crew socks with green and purple stripes.  Text reads 'Horny for Spreadsheets'.
Horny For Spread Sheets
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Horny For Spread Sheets
$15.00
For anyone who genuinely loves numbers, these light grey crew socks show it. A bold white stripe at the top displays the phrase "HORNY FOR SPREAD SHEETS" in purple block letters, framed by green and purple stripes on the cuff. The rest of the sock is a light grey, leading...
Pair of green crew socks with a repeating 'Guacamole' pattern in yellow, red, and pink. Yellow and red stripes at the top and bottom.
Guacamole
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Guacamole
$15.00
Your favorite dip just got a foot-friendly makeover. These crew socks are the perfect way to show your love for all things avocado, chips, and salsa. They feature a rich, dark green base, reminiscent of fresh guacamole, with bright yellow toes and heels. Around the ankle and top cuff, you'll...
Pair of cream crew socks with teal, orange, and purple stripes and the phrase 'Good Moms Say Bad Words' in pink.
Good Moms Say Bad Words
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Good Moms Say Bad Words
$15.00
Sometimes, being a good mom means keeping it real and letting a few words fly. These off-white crew socks totally get it, sporting the phrase 'GOOD MOMS SAY BAD WORDS' right on the calf. The lettering pops in bold purple and pink, set against cheerful yellow and cream stripes that...
Pair of green and white crew socks.  The socks feature a lawnmower and the phrase 'Fuck This Shit'.
Fuck This Grass
Crew SocksCool Socks
$13.00
Fuck This Grass
$13.00
You know that feeling when the lawn just keeps growing? These socks capture it perfectly. The bright green foot and leg look like fresh grass, while the crisp white cuff provides a clean contrast. Up top, bold red text screams 'Fuck This Shit,' sitting right above a little red lawnmower...
Pair of cream-colored crew socks with bold black stripes and the word 'F*CK' printed across the stripes.
Fuck
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Fuck
$15.00
Some days, a quiet protest is best handled by your feet. These socks deliver that message with zero fuss. They're a crisp off-white or cream color, featuring bold black bands around the ankle. On these bands, the word "FUCK" is prominently shown in white letters. Thinner black stripes run just...
Pair of red crew socks with brown stripes and the phrase 'Fuck Decaf' in white text.
Fuck Decaf
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Fuck Decaf
$15.00
You know the drill. Skip the sleepy vibes and go straight for the punch with these bold red socks. They feature crisp white lettering that clearly spells out 'FUCK DECAF' across the upper calf, making a loud and proud statement. You'll also spot a few strong brown stripes accenting the...
Pair of cream crew socks with orange and yellow stripes and the word 'FREAK' displayed.  A fun, retro design.
Freak
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Freak
$15.00
Time to let your true colors show with these socks. They rock a classic athletic vibe in cream, bold red, and bright yellow. Up top, you've got two clear yellow stripes bracketing a solid red band. The word 'FREAK' is visible in white letters across that red stripe on one...
Pair of cream-colored crew socks with red and burgundy stripes and the word 'FERAL' in bold white lettering.
Feral
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Feral
$15.00
Time to let your wild side out, starting from the ground up. These socks feature a creamy, off-white base with bold red stripes around the top cuff. Right in the middle of those stripes, you'll see "FERAL" spelled out in white letters, making a clear statement. The heels and toes...
Pair of cream crew socks with 'Exhausted American' text in black, accented by red and blue stripes at the top and bottom.
Exhausted American
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Exhausted American
$15.00
It feels like life in America can be a lot. These socks totally get that. They're a classic white crew style, perfect for when you've done all the things and you're just done. Up top, bold red and blue stripes frame the phrase 'EXHAUSTED AMERICAN' in stark black lettering. Down...
Pair of cream-colored crew socks with orange, red, yellow, and green stripes and the text 'Employee of the Year'.
Employee Of The Year
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Employee Of The Year
$15.00
Bold and bright, these off-white crew socks celebrate your grind. They sport a clear "EMPLOYEE OF THE YEAR" graphic, knitted right into the fabric in vibrant orange lettering. The top features a ribbed cuff with thin horizontal stripes in yellow, orange, and blue. Just below, wider bands of red, orange,...