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A pair of crew socks with a grey background and repeating pattern of pixelated green dumpsters engulfed in flames. The socks have a green cuff.
Dumpster Fire
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Dumpster Fire
$12.00
Introducing the Dumpster Fire Socks, the ultimate novelty sock for anyone looking to add some heat to their wardrobe. These socks are hot, hot, hot with their bold pattern featuring dumpsters on fire.  Not only are these socks stylish and unique, but they're also practical for those days when you...
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Pair of green crew socks with white stripes and the text 'I READ BANNED BOOKS'.
I Read Banned Books
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
I Read Banned Books
$14.00
The hardest thing about wearing these socks is keeping them a secret! These vibrant forest green socks with white and cream stripes will literally scream "I Read Banned Books" when you walk by. Show your support for intellectual freedom and the power of knowledge every time you put on these...
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A pair of teal crew socks featuring a design of dogs playing poker around a green felt table under a green lamp. Black toe and heel.
Dog Poker Game
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Dog Poker Game
$14.00
Feast your eyes on these dog poker game socks! Watch the pups stare down at their cards, each hoping to win the pot. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell. Put on these dark green crew socks for men and let the good times roll! Walk a...
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Olive green crew socks with dark green polka dots and a cartoon pickle graphic that says, 'I'm kind of a big dill!'
Big Dill
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Big Dill
$11.00
Calling all dill-icious folks! Spice up your sock game with our "Big Dill" crew socks, featuring a kosher pickle in a yarmulke declaring its dill-iciousness. Wear them to your next nosh and watch the compliments pour in like a pickle brine waterfall!
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Pair of green and yellow crew socks with the text 'It's Always Ok To Buy More Plants' in black. Features yellow and green stripes at the cuff.
It's Always Ok To Buy More Plants
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
It's Always Ok To Buy More Plants
$14.00
Put on a pair of these crew socks and let your feet do the talking! The green and yellow stylish socks feature the message 'It's Always Ok To Buy More Plants' in a yellow script that really pops against the green background. Whether you're heading to the garden center or...
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A pair of light green crew socks with a pattern of various potted plants and the words 'Plant Daddy' on a pale yellow background.
Plant Daddy
Crew SocksModSocks
$14.00
Plant Daddy
$14.00
Plant Daddy socks: for the plant-loving dad who's got a green thumb and a great sense of humor. These crew socks feature a pattern of potted plants and the words "Plant Daddy" in bold black letters. They're the perfect way to show your dad how much you appreciate his plant-parenting...
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Crew socks in teal with a repeated pattern of yellow bananas skateboarding. Bananas wear sunglasses.
Peeling Out
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$14.00
Peeling Out
$14.00
Peel out in style with these Peeling Out socks! Picture this: a crew of skateboarding bananas, shredding it up on pink skateboards, all while rocking sunglasses. These green socks are the perfect way to add a touch of fun and quirk to your footwear game. Who says bananas can't be...
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Pair of crew socks in dark teal with a pattern of cartoon marijuana leaves wearing sunglasses and giving peace signs.
Peace Out
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$14.00
Peace Out
$14.00
While we don't advocate getting high, we suggest you elevate your sock game. Our Peace Out Crew Socks are not only stylish and super soft, they're a surefire way to get a contact high from strangers. Our designer created a hilarious pattern of cartoon marijuana leaves rocking shades and tossing...
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Crew socks in green with brown accents. Features a cartoon squirrel, acorns, and the text 'My Yard My Rules My Nuts!'
My Yard My Rules My Nuts!
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
My Yard My Rules My Nuts!
$11.00
My Yard My Rules My Nuts! Socks: Step into a world of backyard hilarity with our My Yard My Rules My Nuts! socks. Featuring a squirrel standing tall on a branch, these socks boldly declares "My Yard, My Rules, My Nuts!" with a mischievous grin. With brown toes, heels, and...
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Olive green crew socks with a repeating pattern of dogs in top hats and bow ties. Each dog portrait is encircled.
Dapper Dogs
Crew SocksModSocks
$13.00
Dapper Dogs
$13.00
Paws for fashion! Meet Dapper Dogs, the crew socks that'll make your feet the talk of the town. Picture this: a pack of cartoon pooches, all dressed up in hats, ties, and bow ties, frolicking on a dark forest green background. These socks are so darn cute, they'll have you...
Green crew socks with a retro image of a man holding money and the text 'You can count on me!' Dollar signs are printed all over.
Accountant
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Accountant
$11.00
Put on these accountant socks and bring out your inner moneybags! Featuring brilliant white money signs and a cartoon man wearing a suit and holding a wad of cash they're bound to bring a smile to anyone's face. Who needs a financial advisor when you've got 'You Can Count On...
Pair of green crew socks with a red heart and 'I love pickles' graphic. Features thin gold and white stripes at the cuff and off-white heel and toe.
I Heart Pickles
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
I Heart Pickles
$14.00
Love those pickles! These I Heart Pickles socks give you a dilly of a good time. Topped with bright green with white accents and featuring a fresh red heart with 'I Heart Pickles' written above, you'll never dill-iver these socks. Show your love for this crunchy snack and pickle lovers...
Fore Putt Golf Crew Socks. Light blue, green, and white design features a golf cart on a putting green. Green stripes on the foot.
Fore Putt
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Fore Putt
$12.00
Tee off your day with the Fore Putt socks! These crew length socks are a playful fairway of fashion, swinging with a vivacious pattern of golf courses, carts, and flags in striking greens and blues. Perfect for a leisurely day on the greens or adding a pop of fun at...
Crew socks in blue, brown, and green. Design includes a beer stein, video game controller, and the words 'Game Day'.
Gameday Beer
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Gameday Beer
$14.00
Cheers to game day! Whether you're crushing your rivals on the virtual or actual field, show your team spirit with these thirsty socks! This ultimate combo of beer mugs and video game controllers makes it the perfect present for that beer-loving gamer guy in your life. Ready player one...and two...and...
A pair of crew socks with a teal background. The socks feature a graphic of a large fish jumping out of the water with the text 'Size Matters!' Small fish are also printed on the socks.
Size Matters
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Size Matters
$11.00
Are your feet feeling a tad unadventurous? Perk them up with our "Size Matters" crew socks, where humor meets style in an eye-catching splash of green and blue. Adorned with a quirky fish proclaiming, "Size Matters," these socks are perfect for fishing expeditions, casual Fridays, or just lounging around. They're...
Pair of green crew socks with a golf ball and "I'd Tap That" graphic.
Tap That Active
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Tap That Active
$14.00
It's a hole-in-one! These mens' crew-length Tap That Active golfing socks, in dark green with a white golf ball and brown golf tee, may not help you with your swing, your chip, or your putt, but they will add some fun to your game. Never hit the green? No problem!...
Green crew socks with a pizza slice Christmas tree design. Features a 'Merry Crustmas' text and small white stars.
Merry Crustmas
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$14.00
Merry Crustmas
$14.00
Merry Crustmas socks: The cheesiest Christmas socks you'll ever wear! These festive socks feature a jolly pattern of pizza slices shaped like Christmas trees, complete with pepperoni and a star on top. Scattered snowflakes add to the holiday cheer. Perfect for spreading holiday cheer.
Crew socks in teal with a repeating pattern of retro sunset hearts featuring Sasquatch silhouettes and pine trees.
Seeking Sasquatch
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$14.00
Seeking Sasquatch
$14.00
Have you ever seen Bigfoot? No? Well, now you can at least wear him! These Seeking Sasquatch crew socks feature a pattern of red, orange, and yellow hearts. Inside each heart is a silhouette of the elusive creature walking through pine trees with a sunset in the background. So next...
Crew socks in green and mint green featuring a cartoon bear in a forest scene. The bear holds a sign that says 'That's Shady'.
That's Shady
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$14.00
That's Shady
$14.00
We're talking about socks here. Not just any socks, mind you. These That's Shady socks are a shady-licious way to add some fun and flair to your feet. Picture this: a cool brown bear, shades on, chillin' in a forest with a setting sun. Shady, right? And the best part?...
Cream crew socks with green and blue accents. Features a funny 'fun fact' graphic and a cartoon fly.
Always Right
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Always Right
$11.00
The socks are a light cream color with solid royal blue cuffs, heels, and toes. A bold lime green section sits above the heel on both sides. On the visible side of one sock, it says "FUN FACT:" above "I'm always right." inside a wavy text bubble. Scattered around are...
A crew sock in green with a black cuff. The design features a repeating pattern of the grim reaper tending to potted plants, and the text 'Plant Killer'.
Plant Killer
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Plant Killer
$12.00
If your houseplants just don't seem to make it past a week, you've found your sock soulmates. These bright green socks feature the Grim Reaper himself, looking rather proud next to a series of potted plants that have clearly met their demise. He's holding his scythe, ready for action, and...
Pair of cream crew socks with teal and pink stripes and the text 'I LIKE DOGS MORE THAN PEOPLE' in brown.
I Like Dogs More Than People
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
I Like Dogs More Than People
$14.00
For anyone whose best friend has four paws and a wagging tail, these socks get it. They've got a pale yellow base with bold teal and hot pink stripes up top. Right smack in the middle, they loudly declare 'I LIKE DOGS MORE THAN PEOPLE' in chunky black letters. The...
Pair of light green crew socks with green and yellow stripes and the text 'I DIG NATIVE PLANTS'.
I Dig Native Plants
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
I Dig Native Plants
$14.00
These socks are for anyone who loves getting their hands dirty, or just appreciates the beauty of local flora. They come in a fresh light green color, with bold stripes of darker green and bright yellow at the cuff and around the toe and heel. Up top, the sock spells...
Pair of green crew socks with a repeating 'Guacamole' pattern in yellow, red, and pink. Yellow and red stripes at the top and bottom.
Guacamole
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Guacamole
$14.00
Your favorite dip just got a foot-friendly makeover. These crew socks are the perfect way to show your love for all things avocado, chips, and salsa. They feature a rich, dark green base, reminiscent of fresh guacamole, with bright yellow toes and heels. Around the ankle and top cuff, you'll...
Pair of green and white crew socks. The socks feature a lawnmower and the phrase 'Fuck This Shit'.
Fuck This Grass
Crew SocksCool Socks
$13.00
Fuck This Grass
$13.00
You know that feeling when the lawn just keeps growing? These socks capture it perfectly. The bright green foot and leg look like fresh grass, while the crisp white cuff provides a clean contrast. Up top, bold red text screams 'Fuck This Shit,' sitting right above a little red lawnmower...
A pair of crew socks showcasing a green pickle design. The pickles have cartoon faces and the text 'I'm kind of a big dill'.
Kind Of A Big Dill
Crew SocksOdd Sox
$15.00
Kind Of A Big Dill
$15.00
Say hello to the best kind of pickle - the one that makes your feet happy. These lively green socks feature a friendly, wide-eyed pickle face with a bright red mouth and dark brows. You'll also spot the classic pickle texture with those distinct dark green lines and curved shapes....
Pair of dark-green crew socks with neon-green and gold stripes and the words 'BIG PICKLE ENERGY' in white.
Big Pickle Energy
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Big Pickle Energy
$14.00
Ever feel like the world needs a little more zest? Meet the socks that embody the perfect balance of sweet and sour, capturing the essence of Big Pickle Energy. These aren't just socks; they're a statement of confidence and charisma, designed for those who know they're the life of the...
Green crew socks with a repeating pattern of whiskey glasses in white and orange. Made from bamboo.
Whiskey Business Bamboo
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Whiskey Business Bamboo
$12.00
Whiskey aficionados know there's nothing quite like that first sip, warming you up from the inside out. Now, you can carry that cozy feeling with you everywhere, thanks to these cheeky green socks adorned with a classic white glass of amber liquid. Perfect for anyone who appreciates the finer things...
Pair of crew socks in olive green with repeating pattern of cartoon pickles wearing sunglasses and making a hand gesture.
Dill With It
Crew SocksSockologie
$13.00
Dill With It
$13.00
Looking for socks that give you an attitude? Our Dill With It socks are here to add some spice to your day. With their cool-as-a-cucumber design, you can dill with anything that comes your way. A green sock with cartoon cucumbers wearing shades and giving the finger is sure to...
Pair of crew socks; green background with festive sheep wearing Santa hats; red and black accents; 'Baaaa humbug!' text.
Bah
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Bah
$11.00
Adorned with white sheep donning festive red Santa hats, these socks are the perfect contradiction to holiday cheer with a cheeky "Baaa...Humbug!" message woven in. Forget silent nights—these socks are for bold statements and playful pokes at tradition. Red cuffs, black heels, and toes add just the right amount of...
Pair of crew socks in green, orange, and purple. Features a retro-style stripe pattern and the text 'Home Is Where The Weed Is'.
Home Is Where The Weed Is
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Home Is Where The Weed Is
$14.00
Hey there, sock enthusiasts! Meet the Home Is Where The Weed Is socks, the ultimate foot swag for those with a green sense of humor. These knee-high socks are a blatant celebration of the good life, emblazoned with the iconic words "Home Is Where The Weed Is" in a vibrant...
Pair of crew socks; green background, brown poop emojis wearing Santa hats; red cuffs.
Jolly Poo
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Jolly Poo
$12.00
Deck the halls with socks full of cheer! Jolly Poo socks are the perfect way to spread festive cheer and laughter this Christmas. Featuring a jolly pattern of brown cartoonish poop wearing red Santa hats and white ball on the end, these socks will add a touch of whimsy and...
Pair of crew socks, green and white, featuring a repeating pattern of a Black Santa Claus wearing a red hat.
Styling Santa
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Styling Santa
$12.00
Meet Styling Santa, the jolly crew socks that'll sleigh your feet in merriment! Picture this: a vibrant dark green backdrop showcasing a parade of cartoon Santas, rocking their signature crimson hats and beaming with Christmas cheer. If those darn reindeer ever decide to go on strike, these socks will have...
Pair of dark green crew socks with 'Let's Snuggle' in white text and teal and lime green stripes at the top and bottom.
Let's Snuggle
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Let's Snuggle
$14.00
Cuddle up with Let's Snuggle socks! These socks are dark green with blue and light green stripes and "Let's Snuggle" in white. Sure to bring a smile to your face, these socks are a reminder of cozy times and furry friend hugs wherever the day takes you. Wear them while...
Pair of green crew socks with pink stripes and the text 'Horny For House Plants' in purple.
Horny For House Plants
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Horny For House Plants
$14.00
Unleash your inner plant parent and show off your green thumb with a pair of our "Horny for House Plants" socks! These dark green socks feature the cheeky slogan in bright pink, making them the perfect tongue-in-cheek gift for any plant-obsessed friend or a fun treat for yourself. With light...
Pair of teal crew socks with a retro camper van, mushrooms, and the text 'Take a Trip'. Yellow and green stripes at the cuff.
Take A Trip
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$14.00
Take A Trip
$14.00
Get ready for an adventure with these funky camping socks! Featuring a dark teal background with red and white mushrooms, a light blue van with the words "Take A Trip," these men's crew socks are sure to tickle your fancy. Whether you're hitting the trails or just chilling at home,...
Pair of green and red striped crew socks. A pug wearing a Santa hat is shown on the socks with 'Bah Hum-Pug' written below.
Bah Humpug
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Bah Humpug
$14.00
Deck the halls with boughs of holly...and these Bah Hum-Pug socks! They're crew socks with green and red horizontal stripes. A pug wearing a Santa hat is shown on the sock, with the phrase 'Bah Hum-Pug' underneath. The visible portion of the cuff is red. Perfect for the holidays or...
Pair of green crew socks with a brown goat graphic and 'The G.O.A.T.' text.
The G.O.A.T.
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$14.00
The G.O.A.T.
$14.00
Some say the goat is the G.O.A.T., and who are we to argue? These playful green socks feature a charming brown goat, proudly declaring "the G.O.A.T." Whether you're gifting them to a legend in your life or treating yourself to a little self-assured swagger, these socks are sure to bring...