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    Pair of gray crew socks with yellow and orange stripes and the phrase 'It's Ok to Fart'.
    It's Ok to Fart
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    It's Ok to Fart
    $15.00
    Did you know that only 1% of your farts smell? So it's ok to fart! Put on a pair of these funny men's novelty socks and let one rip! Each cool pair features the phrase, "It's ok to fart" in yellow words against a gray background. These old-school, gym-styled tube...
    2
    Pair of crew socks in gray, teal, and yellow. Features bold text: 'My Dog and I Talk Shit About You'.
    My Dog and I Talk Shit About You
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    My Dog and I Talk Shit About You
    $15.00
    If you consider your dog your best friend and closest confidant, then these funny women's novelty crew socks belong in your sock drawer! Each awesome pair of vintage-styled gym socks showcase the words " My Dog and I talk shit about you" printed along the sides against a gray background.
    3
    Pair of light blue crew socks with black stripes and 'I ♥ To Fart' graphic.
    I Love To Fart
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    I Love To Fart
    $15.00
    Who says you can't talk about farting and have a little fun with it? Our 'I Love To Fart' socks are the perfect way to show off your love of a good toot. With their light blue and black striped design, these socks will make you the center of attention...
    4
    Pair of black and white crew socks featuring the text 'I GIVE THE BEST BLOW JOBS' in a vertical, bold font.
    I Give The Best Blow Jobs
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    I Give The Best Blow Jobs
    $15.00
    I Give The Best Blow Jobs: These NSFW socks are sure to be a hit. Show your dirty sense of humor proudly. Whether you're rocking them at the gym, on a night out, or just lounging around the house, these socks are guaranteed to turn heads.
    5
    Pair of crew socks; light blue with a honey badger giving the middle finger, honeycomb, and bees illustrated.
    Honey Badger
    Crew SocksModSocks
    $13.00
    Honey Badger
    $13.00
    Honey Badger: Socks with Attitude These blue crew socks are covered in a pattern of cartoon honey badgers giving the finger. They're perfect for the badass dude who doesn't take any guff from anyone, not even bees. And with bees and beehives also in the pattern, you can show your...
    6
    A pair of men's gray crew socks with black cuffs. Features an orange fox face and the text 'Zero Fox Given'.
    Zero Fox Given XL
    Crew SocksSocksmith
    $15.00
    Zero Fox Given XL
    $15.00
    These zero fox given socks are the paw-fect way to show off your sly style. Each cozy men's crew sock in this XL pair has a gray body, black toes, heels, and cuffs, and an orange fox expressing your "Zero Fox Given" attitude in a fun and fashionable way.
    7
    Pair of black crew socks with white stripes and '00 Fucks Given' text.
    00 Fucks Given
    Crew SocksSocksmith
    $12.00
    00 Fucks Given
    $12.00
    These 00 Fucks Given black athletic gym socks are perfect for those days when you just can't be bothered to care about your workout or about the malaise of life in general. Maybe you're feeling a little burnt out, or maybe you're just not in the mood. Either way, these...
    8
    Pair of light teal crew socks with black stripes and repeated expletives printed vertically.
    Dirty Words
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Dirty Words
    $15.00
    Dirty Words, a set of amusing crew-extra-long socks, are here to spice up your sock drawer! Written in black over a pristine white background, these socks read, "Dirty Words." These socks, which are available in a unisex design, are great for both men and women. Wear a pair of these...
    9
    black crew socks, white toes & heels, pink & white stripes, bold "i shit glitter" design.
    I Shit Glitter
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    I Shit Glitter
    $15.00
    The "I Shit Glitter" socks are the ultimate accessory for anyone who wants to add a touch of fun and humor to their wardrobe. These crew-length socks feature vibrant pink and blue stripes at the top, with white toes and heels. The bold "I Shit Glitter" message, written in sparkly...
    10
    Pair of teal crew socks. One sock shows a brown mohawked donkey with 'BAD ASS' written above it.
    A Real Bad Ass
    Crew SocksSock It to Me
    $16.00
    A Real Bad Ass
    $16.00
    Talk about a real bad ass! These royal teal crew socks for men feature a kicking cool pattern of a donkey wearing a spiked collar and the words "Bad Ass" above its head in bold white lettering. Show off your love of these stubborn but noble creatures and take these...
    Pair of white crew socks with rainbow 'FUCK YOU' text and smiley faces. Blue and purple stripes at the cuff.
    Fuck You
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Fuck You
    $15.00
    You've got the Shit Happens bumper sticker on your car. Now all you need are a pair of cheeky socks to match your outlook of life. Tell everyone who has ever screwed you over how you feel about them when you slip on a pair of these funny, outrageous socks....
    Pair of black and white crew socks with 'I'D FUCK ME' vertically printed. Features black and white stripes.
    I'd Fuck Me
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    I'd Fuck Me
    $15.00
    Calling all funky feet! These I'd Fuck Me socks are guaranteed to turn some heads when you rock 'em. Stand out from the crowd and show off your bold side with this hilarious pair of socks. Perfect for those who aren't afraid to make a statement, these socks will put...
    Pair of crew socks in dark gray with 'Fuck Off I'm Gaming' text in teal, pink, and red. Pixelated design fades down the sock.
    Fuck Off Im Gaming
    Crew SocksCool Socks
    $13.00
    Fuck Off Im Gaming
    $13.00
    Unleash the gamer within! These Fuck Off I'm Gaming socks combine bold lettering with a geometric pattern to boldly declare your gaming status. Whether you're a pro player or just enjoy kicking back on the couch with a controller, these socks will keep your feet comfy and stylish. Rock them...
    Pair of white crew socks with a repeating red 'Fuck You' print. Bold and slightly edgy.
    Fuck You Bag
    Crew SocksCool Socks
    $13.00
    Fuck You Bag
    $13.00
    Introducing the Fuck You Bag Socks, featuring a bold red text pattern of "Fuck You" on a white background. These unisex crew socks are perfect for those who like to add a touch of humor to their wardrobe. Whether you're wearing them to work, school, or just hanging out at...
    Gray crew socks with a white panel featuring a cartoon of a meeting with the words 'Fuck This Meeting'. The socks have 'COOL' subtly printed on the bottom.
    Fuck This Meeting
    Crew SocksCool Socks
    $13.00
    Fuck This Meeting
    $13.00
    Been to a lot of boring meetings lately, but afraid to say anything? Take a stand and scream from the soles of your feet with our "Fuck This Meeting" gray crew socks. They'll show everyone exactly how you feel. Plus, who knows, maybe your boss will get the hint and...
    Black crew socks with a red cuff featuring colorful roosters and yellow lollipops on a repeating pattern.
    Cock Sucker
    Crew SocksSocksmith
    $14.00
    Cock Sucker
    $14.00
    In the whimsical world of Socksmith, where humor meets style, a chicken and a lollipop can share the spotlight in a cheeky, NSFW twist. Our "Cock Sucker" socks bring a playful vibe to your wardrobe, proving sometimes you just have to lollipop a chicken, and that's perfectly okay.
    Crew socks in light blue with a teddy bear holding a 'Fuck My Life' balloon, surrounded by clouds and birds. Funny and slightly dark design.
    Fuck My Life
    Crew SocksModSocks
    $14.00
    Fuck My Life
    $14.00
    Float away from the mundane with every step! Nestled on these delightfully audacious socks, our bear buddy silently ascends into the azure heavens, hoisted by none other than a vibrant red balloon. But this isn't just any balloon. Emblazoned with a bold "Fuck My Life," it's a whimsical nod to...
    Book Slut
    Book Slut
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Book Slut
    $15.00
    The cozy base of these socks comes in a rich burgundy color. Up top, the cuff features bright orange and hot pink stripes. On the visible shin, "BOOK SLUT" is knit in crisp white letters, making your statement clear. The toe and heel areas switch to a vibrant orange, adding...
    A pair of dark green crew socks with a light blue cuff and yellow 'NATURE SLUT' text. Features thin yellow and olive green stripes.
    Nature Slut
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Nature Slut
    $15.00
    Slip into these forest green socks if you like to keep it real. They feature 'NATURE SLUT' boldly printed in vibrant yellow-green across the calf. You'll also find crisp horizontal stripes in light blue and yellow-green on the ribbed cuff and just below the main text. The heel and toe...
    Pair of cream crew socks with red 'SLUT' text, blue-purple stripes on cuff, and blue-purple toe and heel sections.
    Slut
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Slut
    $15.00
    Forget blending in, these socks are here to make a statement. Cream colored and comfy-looking, they rock a bold red stripe right around the ankle, yelling 'SLUT' in white capital letters. Above and below that, you've got thin, sharp blue-purple stripes that really pop. The toes and heels are also...
    Pair of beige crew socks with orange and green stripes and the phrase 'My Farts Don't Stink' in dark text.
    My Farts Don't Stink
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    My Farts Don't Stink
    $15.00
    Meet the socks that are as smooth as your poker face and as subtle as your weekend brunch order: cream-colored charmers with red and green stripes. They boast a declaration in brown and green—'My Farts Don't Stink'—because sometimes, it’s only fair to warn the world about your brand of silent...
    A black crew sock with white text "I LOVE COCK AND HATE THE GOVERNMENT" on a white stripe, black and white stripes. White heel/toe.
    I Love Cock And Hate The Government
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    I Love Cock And Hate The Government
    $15.00
    Okay, so these socks cut right to the chase, no messing around. Up top, the cuff features classic black and white horizontal stripes before hitting a bold white section. That's where the real statement is, spelled out in clear black letters: "I LOVE COCK AND HATE THE GOVERNMENT." Below that,...
    Pair of black crew socks with red and purple stripes. Features a graphic that says 'I Heart Smut'.
    I Heart Smut
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    I Heart Smut
    $15.00
    Show off your true affections with these unapologetically direct socks. They come in a sparkly black, featuring bold red toes and heels. Around the cuff, you'll see sharp purple and red stripes. Right there on the calf, it clearly says 'I ❤️ SMUT' in crisp white text, accented by a...
    Pair of white crew socks with maroon and red stripes and 'HOT DAD' text. Retro style.
    Hot Dad
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Hot Dad
    $15.00
    If someone in your life is a hot dad, these are the socks for them. Sporting a classic athletic-style design, these white socks proudly display "HOT DAD" in bold red letters at the top cuff. Just below the text, and again near the toe and heel, you'll find a cool...
    Pair of cream and forest green 'Horny' crew socks. Features horizontal stripes and the word 'Horny' in dark green.
    Horny
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Horny
    $15.00
    Sometimes you just gotta say it, right? These socks get straight to the point. They've got a classic athletic stripe look, with a creamy off-white base and bold dark green stripes wrapped around the top cuff. The word 'HORNY' is visible in crisp white lettering across the wider green band....
    Pair of green and white crew socks. The socks feature a lawnmower and the phrase 'Fuck This Shit'.
    Fuck This Grass
    Crew SocksCool Socks
    $13.00
    Fuck This Grass
    $13.00
    You know that feeling when the lawn just keeps growing? These socks capture it perfectly. The bright green foot and leg look like fresh grass, while the crisp white cuff provides a clean contrast. Up top, bold red text screams 'Fuck This Shit,' sitting right above a little red lawnmower...
    A pair of white crew socks with a black cuff. The socks feature red text that says 'F*ck and have a nice day' and a yellow smiley face graphic.
    FU Have A Nice Day
    Crew SocksCool Socks
    $13.00
    FU Have A Nice Day
    $13.00
    Let your socks do the talking, especially on those days when you're just done. These crew socks come in crisp white with a bold message that's hard to miss. Up near the top, you'll see the word 'FUCK' in a striking red, styled like a casual scribble. Right below that,...
    A pair of navy blue crew socks with a repeating pattern of red and green reindeer and white snowflakes. The socks have red toes and heels.
    Naughty Reindeer Games
    Crew SocksSocksmith
    $14.00
    Naughty Reindeer Games
    $14.00
    These 'Naughty Reindeer Games' socks are a fun twist on a classic holiday pattern. The visible portion shows a navy blue background with a repeating design of red and green reindeer in, shall we say, compromising positions. White snowflakes are interspersed throughout the pattern. The socks have a red toe...
    Pair of maroon crew socks with yellow and orange stripes. The socks feature the text 'BIG DICK ENERGY' in a retro style.
    Big Dick Energy
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Big Dick Energy
    $15.00
    Show off your big dick energy with these crew socks. They're made with a burgundy base, yellow stripes, and red accents for a look that's sure to attract attention. The socks are made for both men and women and feature the words "Big Dick Energy." Whether you're rocking them at...
    Pair of pink crew socks with black stripes and 'BUTTS' written across the top. Fun, casual style.
    Butts
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Butts
    $15.00
    Butts In The Dark - Crew Socks: Because nothing says cheeky quite like a pair of socks with butts! These funny socks feature a bold print of pink butts with black stripes near the top and black toes and heels. They're bound to get a few laughs wherever you wear...
    Pair of black crew socks featuring a skeleton giving the middle finger and the phrase 'Fuck You. Pay Me!' in red and yellow.
    Fuck You. Pay Me!
    Crew SocksSocksmith
    $14.00
    Fuck You. Pay Me!
    $14.00
    Give the finger to the world with these sassy black socks. Featuring red and yellow text with a middle finger graphic, these socks are sure to get a reaction. They're perfect for the office prankster, the sassy friend, or anyone who just wants to add a little attitude to their...
    Crew socks in teal, blue, and brown, featuring a grumpy cupcake with a candle that says 'Too Old for This Shit' and confetti.
    Crappy Birthday
    Crew SocksModSocks
    $14.00
    Crappy Birthday
    $14.00
    Crappy Birthday socks: When birthdays become a bummer, the socks keep things humorous. Blue at the top, these socks declare 'Too Old for This Shit' below a solitary cupcake with candle. These crew-length, men's socks are a fun reminder that life doesn't stop being hilarious, it just changes with age.
    A pair of cream crew socks, one slightly behind the other. They have red striped cuffs, a brown band with "DICK" in white letters, and red heels and toes.
    Dick
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Dick
    $15.00
    Sometimes you just want to make a statement, and these socks are here to help you do it. They come in a classic cream color, perfect for letting the details truly pop. Visible around the cuff, there's a bold brown band with the word 'DICK' spelled out clearly in white...
    Cunt
    Cunt
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Cunt
    $15.00
    Our crew socks are anything but subtle, kicking off with an off-white body. Near the top, you'll find two bright pink stripes that frame a wider maroon band. Right across that maroon, the word 'CUNT' is spelled out boldly in off-white letters, making its presence known. Both the toes and...
    Pair of dark-green crew socks with neon-green and gold stripes and the words 'BIG PICKLE ENERGY' in white.
    Big Pickle Energy
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Big Pickle Energy
    $15.00
    Ever feel like the world needs a little more zest? Meet the socks that embody the perfect balance of sweet and sour, capturing the essence of Big Pickle Energy. These aren't just socks; they're a statement of confidence and charisma, designed for those who know they're the life of the...
    Pair of navy blue crew socks with pink and orange stripes featuring the text 'Big City Energy'.
    Big Clit Energy
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Big Clit Energy
    $15.00
    There's a certain audacity that comes with knowing exactly who you are, and these socks are a testament to that unapologetic self-assurance. Made in the USA with a soft blend of Navy Cotton, Rust Nylon, and Ruby Nylon, these super-comfy, unisex gym socks fit most feet. Perfect for anyone ready...
    The Badass Claus
    The Badass Claus
    Crew SocksSocksmith
    $14.00
    The Badass Claus
    $14.00
    The Badass Claus Socks by Socksmith are the perfect gift for that socks lover in your life. These santa themed mens crew socks come in multiple color Options and fit Womens Shoe Size 10.5+/Mens Shoe Size 9-13. Made of 65% Cotton, 33% Nylon, 2% Spandex for comfort and durability. A...