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A pair of crew socks with a grey background and repeating pattern of pixelated green dumpsters engulfed in flames. The socks have a green cuff.
Dumpster Fire
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Dumpster Fire
$12.00
Introducing the Dumpster Fire Socks, the ultimate novelty sock for anyone looking to add some heat to their wardrobe. These socks are hot, hot, hot with their bold pattern featuring dumpsters on fire.  Not only are these socks stylish and unique, but they're also practical for those days when you...
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Pair of crew socks; blue background, donkeys wearing glasses and graduation caps, red bow ties.
Smart Ass
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Smart Ass
$12.00
If you're a proud smartass with a love for all things cheeky and playful, then these novelty socks are the perfect addition to your wardrobe. Featuring a pattern of donkeys looking downright intellectual in reading glasses, a red bow tie, and a graduation cap, these socks are a tongue-in-cheek way...
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Tan crew socks with a repeating pattern of gray donkeys wearing glasses and red bow ties.
Smart Ass XL
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Smart Ass XL
$14.00
Heads up! Say hello to our Smart Ass XL crew socks. Picture this: a parade of cartoon donkeys prancing across your feet, each one sporting a dapper red bow tie and stylish black eyeglasses. No more boring, plain socks for you. These light tan beauties will make you the center...
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A pair of crew socks in blue with a pattern of cats and bread loaves. The cats are calico and black. The socks have gray cuffs.
Cat Loaf
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Cat Loaf
$12.00
Cat Loaf socks: Featuring four slices of fluffy bread with a cat sleeping on each loaf. These crew-length socks are loaf-ly for any cat lover. The cats are all different colors so you can mix and match for a purr-fectly cute look. You can even twin with your furry friend!
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A pair of cream crew socks with brown bean characters wearing sunglasses. The socks have a 'Cool Beans' text and brown cuffs.
Cool Beans
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Cool Beans
$12.00
Kick back and relax with these Cool Beans socks, they are sure to put a smile on your face and those around you. Grab your shades and strut your stuff showing off these white socks with brown tops featuring a pattern of cartoon beans chilling out. If you're looking for...
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Pair of crew socks; dark gray and blue options; Golden Retriever wearing a doctor's coat, pills and text.
The Dogtor Is In
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
The Dogtor Is In
$12.00
Show off your love for man's best friend with these paw-some Golden Retriever crew socks. Featuring a pattern of a Golden Retriever wearing a stethoscope and a white coat, these socks have the text "The Dogtor Will See You Now". Perfect for any dog lover, these socks will make you...
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A pair of crew socks with a black background, lime green cuffs, and repeating atom designs in blue, red, and yellow.
Lemme Atom
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Lemme Atom
$12.00
Who needs a nuclear reactor when you can rock these atomic socks? These stylish socks feature a repeating pattern of atoms with yellow nuclei and red electrons. The green toe and heel add a pop of color to these fun and educational socks. Perfect for the science enthusiast in your...
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A pair of men's gray crew socks with black cuffs.  Features an orange fox face and the text 'Zero Fox Given'.
Zero Fox Given XL
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Zero Fox Given XL
$14.00
These zero fox given socks are the paw-fect way to show off your sly style. Each cozy men's crew sock in this XL pair has a gray body, black toes, heels, and cuffs, and an orange fox expressing your "Zero Fox Given" attitude in a fun and fashionable way.
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Pair of grey crew socks with black cuffs. Features a repeating design of orange fox faces and the text "Zero Fox Given".
Zero Fox Given
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Zero Fox Given
$12.00
Soften the blow of your nasty, negligent attitude with a pair of funny, cool socks that will soften your step, too. Now you can tell people exactly how you feel about their baby shower, retirement party, and children's bad macaroni necklaces and keep it PG at the same time. WIll...
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Pair of black crew socks with white stripes and '00 Fucks Given' text.
00 Fucks Given
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
00 Fucks Given
$12.00
These 00 Fucks Given black athletic gym socks are perfect for those days when you just can't be bothered to care about your workout or about the malaise of life in general. Maybe you're feeling a little burnt out, or maybe you're just not in the mood. Either way, these...
Pair of black crew socks with repeating alien face pattern in green.  Fun, quirky design for men and women.
Area 51 Bamboo
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Area 51 Bamboo
$14.00
Your feet will be buzzing about these alien socks. They're out of this world with their green alien faces on a black background. If you're looking to make contact without leaving Earth, pull on a pair of these wild wonders. Crafted from one of nature's most resourceful plants, these socks...
Pair of crew socks; light blue with chocolate chip cookies and grumpy cookie faces; black heel and toe.
Tough Cookie
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Tough Cookie
$14.00
Life can be tough, but so can you! Our Tough Cookie socks are here to remind you of your resilience every time you put them on. With a fun pattern of chocolate chip cookies and the words "Tough Cookie" displayed in a speech bubble, these socks are a playful and...
Pair of dark grey crew socks featuring red semi-trucks and the text 'Mother Trucker' repeated across the design.
Mother Trucker
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Mother Trucker
$12.00
Got a mom who's one tough cookie? Then show your appreciation with these "Mother Trucker" socks. Made for men who know what it takes to be a mother trucker, they feature a convoy of cherry-red trucks with "MOTHER" stamped on the side, set against a gray backdrop. And just like...
A pair of black crew socks with a repeating pattern of monkeys wearing brown suits and red ties.  Small red lips are also part of the design.
Monkey Biz
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Monkey Biz
$12.00
Monkey Biz Socks: Monkeying Around in Style! Step into Monkey Biz socks and let the good times roll! These black crew socks for men feature an irresistible pattern of serious monkeys dressed in suits and ties, carrying briefcases. Picture this: monkeys in the boardroom, taking care of monkey business! The...
Pair of crew socks; green background, brown poop emojis wearing Santa hats; red cuffs.
Jolly Poo
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Jolly Poo
$12.00
Deck the halls with socks full of cheer! Jolly Poo socks are the perfect way to spread festive cheer and laughter this Christmas. Featuring a jolly pattern of brown cartoonish poop wearing red Santa hats and white ball on the end, these socks will add a touch of whimsy and...
Pair of crew socks, green and white, featuring a repeating pattern of a Black Santa Claus wearing a red hat.
Styling Santa
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Styling Santa
$12.00
Meet Styling Santa, the jolly crew socks that'll sleigh your feet in merriment! Picture this: a vibrant dark green backdrop showcasing a parade of cartoon Santas, rocking their signature crimson hats and beaming with Christmas cheer. If those darn reindeer ever decide to go on strike, these socks will have...
Pair of black crew socks with a colorful sneaker print. The sneakers are red, blue, orange, and white on a black background.
Classic Kicks
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Classic Kicks
$12.00
Looking for some off-the-court style? Classic Kicks crew socks bring all of your favorite things about basketball, tennis, and sneakers into one groovy sock. These black socks are dribbling with fun and feature a playful pattern of colorful sneakers, basketballs, and tennis balls. Lace em up and pair these with...
Pair of crew socks in grey with a Pacifico beer-inspired design featuring yellow and blue text and mountain imagery.
Pacifico Seascape
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Pacifico Seascape
$12.00
Ah, Pacifico Seascape, where the beer flows like the Pacific Ocean. Sip on a cold one while these black beauties with their yellow and blue logo showing off a picturesque view of the ocean, mountains, and birds elevate your foot fashion. These beer-lover's dream socks are for men with a...
Blue crew socks with repeating red and white cans labeled 'WHOOP ASS' and a yellow burst, on a bent metal design.
Can of Whoop Ass
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Can of Whoop Ass
$12.00
Bright blue crew socks are definitely not for the faint of heart. They're covered in bold, pop-art style cans, designed to look like they've seen some action. Each red and white can prominently features 'WHOOP' at the top and 'ASS' at the bottom, with a little yellow burst shape in...
Pair of black crew socks with yellow accents.  A yellow caution sign with 'WORK IN PROGRESS' and a construction worker graphic is featured on each sock.
Work In Progress
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Work In Progress
$12.00
Hold onto your loafers, folks! Strut your stuff with our "Work in Progress" socks, where the soles are sunny yellow and the print features attention-grabbing caution signs that read "Work in Progress," reminding you that you're a masterpiece in the making. Flaunt these socks to let the world know that...
A pair of crew socks in dark gray with a pattern of colorful vintage camper vans and the words 'Get Lost'.
Get Lost
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Get Lost
$12.00
Get Lost: Crew socks with a rad pattern of multicolored camper vans and the words 'get lost' taking you on a groovy adventure with every step. Whether you're hitting the road or just dreaming of the open highway, these socks will have you feeling far out, brother.
Fore Putt Golf Crew Socks. Light blue, green, and white design features a golf cart on a putting green. Green stripes on the foot.
Fore Putt
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Fore Putt
$12.00
Tee off your day with the Fore Putt socks! These crew length socks are a playful fairway of fashion, swinging with a vivacious pattern of golf courses, carts, and flags in striking greens and blues. Perfect for a leisurely day on the greens or adding a pop of fun at...
A navy blue crew sock with a red cuff features a popcorn bucket graphic and 'Shit Show' movie ticket.  Scattered popcorn designs complete the look.
Shit Show
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Shit Show
$12.00
Are you ready to showcase your flair for the dramatic with our daring "Shit Show" socks? Painted in vibrant blue, with a fiery red cuff, these crew-length dazzlers feature a striking red-and-white striped popcorn bucket because every popcorn-worthy debacle deserves its own highlight reel. Sprinkled around are whimsical white popcorn...
Grey crew socks featuring a repeating pattern of mice enjoying pizza slices.  Fun and quirky design.
You Wanna Pizza Me?
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
You Wanna Pizza Me?
$12.00
Who says you can't wear your favorite slice on your feet? Our "You Wanna Pizza Me?" crew socks feature cheeky rats munching on pizza, bringing a slice of whimsy to any outfit. Perfect for lazy weekends, quirky gifts, or just spicing up your office wear! So, why not let your...
A pair of black crew socks with a goat design, gold stars, and 'G.O.A.T.' text.  The socks have a grey cuff.
Goat
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Goat
$12.00
Brighten your feet with these sprightly sock stars - the G.O.A.T. (Greatest Of All Time) socks. Gear up in these comfy crew-length socks, strut your stuff, and let the world know who's the real G.O.A.T. with the cartoonish yellow party hat-wearing goat. Get ready to bleat out loud with these...
Crew sock with a pattern of green burning dumpsters on a light grey background, featuring a bright green cuff, heel, and toe.
Dumpster Fire XL
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Dumpster Fire XL
$14.00
Sometimes, life feels like a dumpster fire, and these socks just get it. They feature a repeat pattern of bright green dumpsters, each one shown with a fiery blaze of orange, red, and yellow flames erupting from its top. The whole design has a cool, slightly pixelated look, like something...
Black crew socks with grey cuffs, heels, and toes, featuring a brown goat head, yellow stars, and "G.O.A.T." text.
Goat XL
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Goat XL
$14.00
You know a G.O.A.T. when you see one, and these socks totally get it. On a solid black background, a proud goat head takes center stage, complete with long, curved horns. Scattered around it are bright yellow stars, adding to that winning vibe. Below the visible goat, the letters G.O.A.T....
Grey crew sock with black cuff, heel, toe. Design shows a cartoon skeleton with an axe in its head, giving a thumbs-up.
I'm Okay
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
I'm Okay
$12.00
Feeling like you've got an axe in your head but still rocking a positive vibe? These grey socks are for anyone who's been there. Visible on the side of the sock, a cheerful skeleton gives a thumbs-up, despite having an axe sticking out of its skull. Behind the skeleton, a...
Red crew socks with black cuffs, heel, and toe. Pattern of diverse skin-tone hands making a middle finger gesture.
Talk To The Hand
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Talk To The Hand
$12.00
Sometimes you just need to say it without actually saying it. These crew socks let your feet do the talking, featuring a bold pattern of hands flipping the bird in various skin tones across a deep red background. It's a clear message, without you having to utter a single word....
Green crew sock with a "Cow Tipping" design. Features dark silhouette cows, white and grey spotted upside-down cows, yellow text, and white flowers.
Cow Tipping
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Cow Tipping
$12.00
Okay, so you've got these socks that are just pure fun. They're a vibrant grassy green, like a fresh pasture on a sunny day. Scattered all over are dark, silhouetted cows, just chilling out. But then there are a couple of other cows that are totally upside down, white with...
Black crew sock with orange cuff, heel, and toe. Features pixelated blonde-haired figures on toilets with 'rock on' gestures and white toilet paper.
Potty Like A Rock Star
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Potty Like A Rock Star
$12.00
Who knew toilet time could be this epic? These black socks let you channel your inner rock star, even when you're just, you know, doing your business. The pixelated design features figures with wild blonde hair and red pants, sitting on white toilets, flashing a classic 'rock on' hand gesture...
Single heather grey crew sock with black cuff, heel, and toe, featuring a green and yellow crappie fish and "Another Crappie Day" text.
Another Crappie Day
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Another Crappie Day
$12.00
Some days just feel like this, you know? Kick off your day (or commiserate through it) with these heather grey socks. The main body is a soft grey marl, contrasted nicely with solid black cuffs, heels, and toes. Visible on the side of the ankle is a detailed illustration of...
Grey crew socks with repeating pattern of light brown cow faces in sailor hats, fedoras, and flower crowns. Orange heel and toe.
Divine Bovine
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Divine Bovine
$12.00
Say hello to your new favorite pair. These dark grey socks feature an all-over pattern of adorable cow faces. Each cow has light brown fur, white snouts, and gentle brown eyes, complete with little horns. Some of these charming bovines are sporting stylish headwear, like a crisp white sailor's cap...
A black crew sock featuring a repeating pattern of beer glasses, mugs, and bottles in yellow, brown, and blue with light outlines.
Get Your Beer Glasses
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Get Your Beer Glasses
$12.00
Good times are brewing on these black socks, covered in a lively beer-themed pattern. You'll spot an assortment of classic beer glassware - there are tall pilsner-style glasses full of foam, along with some smaller stemmed glasses and sturdy mugs with handles. Brown beer bottles, complete with blue labels, are...
Crew sock with black background, orange cuff, heel, and toe, patterned with yellow jack-o'-lanterns and white spooky faces.
Spooky Pumpkins
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Spooky Pumpkins
$12.00
Time to get your Halloween spirit on with these socks. They feature a deep black background, reminiscent of a crisp autumn night. Bright orange ribbed cuffs, heels, and toes pop against the dark, giving that classic festive feel. Scattered across the sock are vibrant yellow jack-o'-lanterns, each with a carved...
Black crew socks with a teal matchbox and burnt match design.  The words 'Burned Out' are on the matchbox.
I'm Burned Out Yo
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
I'm Burned Out Yo
$12.00
Feeling a little fried lately? These socks totally get it. They're covered in scattered, lit matchsticks that flicker on a black background. A bright teal matchbook is also visible, with the words 'Burned Out' boldly printed on its cover. Look closely, and you'll see visible bands of brown and teal...
A grey crew sock with a pattern of black cats wearing tiny red horns. The sock has a black cuff.
Devilish Cats
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Devilish Cats
$12.00
Okay, imagine your favorite black cat, but now it's rocking some tiny red devil horns. That's the vibe of these socks. They feature a pattern of black cats in various playful poses - some sitting, some lounging, all sporting those little red accessories on a medium grey background. The cuff,...
Black crew socks with a gray 'Screw It' graphic and scattered screw illustrations.  A fun and quirky design!
Screw It
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Screw It
$12.00
This black crew sock lets your feet do the talking. Up top, bold grey letters spell out "SCREW IT" right on the leg. Scattered across the sock's visible side is a playful pattern of grey screws, pointing every which way, some big, some small. You'll also spot tiny grey dots...
A crew sock in green with a black cuff. The design features a repeating pattern of the grim reaper tending to potted plants, and the text 'Plant Killer'.
Plant Killer
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Plant Killer
$12.00
If your houseplants just don't seem to make it past a week, you've found your sock soulmates. These bright green socks feature the Grim Reaper himself, looking rather proud next to a series of potted plants that have clearly met their demise. He's holding his scythe, ready for action, and...
Crew socks in bright blue featuring cats in crab, strawberry, and frog costumes.  Red, green, and white accents on a predominantly blue background.
Cat Hats
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Cat Hats
$12.00
Socks that bring the party to your feet - literally. These fun crew socks feature a parade of adorable cats, each one dressed up in a different, ridiculous hat. You'll see white and gray cats sporting a bright red crab costume, along with another kitty in a vivid green frog...
Crew socks in turquoise blue, featuring yellow rotary phones, bananas, and the words 'RING!' and 'hello?'.
Banana Phone
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Banana Phone
$12.00
Check out these super bright blue socks. They’ve got a cool, chaotic pattern of yellow rotary phones and bananas all over them. You’ll see some of the phones busy ringing with "RING!" text popping out, while others are in mid-conversation with "hello?" bubbles visible. And get this- the bananas are...
A pair of blue crew socks with a fun design of cheese spray cans and squiggly lines.  The cans are orange and white.
Squeeze da Cheese
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Squeeze da Cheese
$12.00
Slather on the charm with these "Squeeze da Cheese" socks, where the spirit of a classic snack meets your feet. Ideal for those who appreciate a playful nod to culinary comfort, these socks capture the essence of cheese whiz cans and delightful squiggles on a striking blue canvas. It's a...
Black crew socks with a red cuff featuring colorful roosters and yellow lollipops on a repeating pattern.
Cock Sucker
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Cock Sucker
$12.00
In the whimsical world of Socksmith, where humor meets style, a chicken and a lollipop can share the spotlight in a cheeky, NSFW twist. Our "Cock Sucker" socks bring a playful vibe to your wardrobe, proving sometimes you just have to lollipop a chicken, and that's perfectly okay.
Green crew socks with a repeating pattern of whiskey glasses in white and orange. Made from bamboo.
Whiskey Business Bamboo
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Whiskey Business Bamboo
$12.00
Whiskey aficionados know there's nothing quite like that first sip, warming you up from the inside out. Now, you can carry that cozy feeling with you everywhere, thanks to these cheeky green socks adorned with a classic white glass of amber liquid. Perfect for anyone who appreciates the finer things...
Red crew socks with a possum holding a 'Get Well Soon' balloon, skull and crossbones pattern, and navy blue cuff.
Get Well Soon
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Get Well Soon
$12.00
There's something cheeky about a possum holding a "Get Well Soon" balloon while sidestepping a colony of bats and skull motifs, all on a pair of socks. These whimsical "Get Well Soon" socks are just what the doctor ordered for anyone feeling under the weather. Maybe it's time to kick...
Crew socks in black with a lime green cuff.  The design includes a martini glass, olives, and the text 'I Like it Dirty!'
I Like it Dirty
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
I Like it Dirty
$12.00
For those who relish a cocktail with a twist, these socks celebrate the art of a perfectly mixed martini. With a cheeky nod to your favorite drink, our "I Like it Dirty" socks bring a splash of style to your wardrobe. Featuring a martini glass, olives, and the bold declaration...
Crew socks showcasing a retro-style illustration of a jackrabbit riding a cowboy in Texas.  Colors include burnt orange, teal, and green.
Texas
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Texas
$12.00
Yee-haw, partner! These Texas-themed socks bring the wild, wild West right to your feet. Featuring a fearless jackalope rider and a splash of desert vibes, these socks are perfect for anyone ready to ‘cowboy up’—even if it’s just to the fridge. Slip into these for a bold step with a...
Brown crew socks featuring a repeating pattern of illustrated cats' backsides in orange tabby and tuxedo colors.
Cat Butts
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Cat Butts
$12.00
Cats have a way of showing you their best side… or at least their most frequent one. These socks capture that cat-titude perfectly with a quirky design of feline rears. Whether you find it hilarious or just plain cheeky, you won't be able to unsee this playful pattern of orange,...