Word Socks

Men's

Word Socks

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Not every thought deserves to be said out loud, but some deserve to be worn on your feet where only you know the full story. This collection puts declarations below the knee, letting your socks do the talking when you'd rather stay quiet. From coffee confessions to fart admissions, these are honest statements in sock form.

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  • It's Ok to Fart

    It's Ok to Fart

    It's Ok to Fart

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $15
  • 00 Fucks Given

    00 Fucks Given

    00 Fucks Given

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $12
  • Deez Nuts

    Deez Nuts

    Deez Nuts

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $13
  • Big Dill

    Big Dill

    Big Dill

    Men's Crew Socks
    $11
  • New

    Zodiac

    Men's Crew Socks

    Your sun, moon, and rising signs all in one cozy place.

    $14
  • I Love To Fart

    I Love To Fart

    I Love To Fart

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $15
  • Coffee Makes Me Poop

    Coffee Makes Me Poop

    Coffee Makes Me Poop

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $15
  • Cool Beans

    Cool Beans

    Cool Beans

    Men's Crew Socks
    $14
  • Words that carry farther than silence

    A sharp line on a sock can say more than a long speech.

    Some messages work better when they are worn instead of spoken. This men's collection of word socks turns that idea into something direct, irreverent, and easy to read from across the room. As crew socks, they keep the humor close to the ground, where a little attitude can do the most good.

    What makes the collection interesting is how wide the voice can be. A few designs are blunt, some are playful, and others land with the kind of dry wit that stays with you longer than expected. That range gives these novelty socks real versatility as fun socks, conversation starters, or gift ideas for someone who appreciates a strong line and no wasted words. In a wardrobe full of neutrals, a pair like this adds a clear point of view without needing much explanation.

  • Wanderer

    Wanderer

    Wanderer

    Men's Crew Socks
    $11
  • Keeping it Reel

    Keeping it Reel

    Keeping it Reel

    Men's Crew Socks
    $14
  • Just Dill With It

    Just Dill With It

    Just Dill With It

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $13
  • Dill With It

    Dill With It

    Dill With It

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $13
  • Popular

    My Dog and I Talk Shit About You

    Unisex Crew Socks

    Your feet will thank you (and maybe your dog will too).

    $15
  • Zero Fox Given

    Zero Fox Given

    Zero Fox Given

    Men's Crew Socks
    $14
  • Trophy Husband

    Trophy Husband

    Trophy Husband

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $15
  • Let's Par-Tee

    Let's Par-Tee

    Let's Par-Tee

    Men's Crew Socks
    $14
  • Zero Fox Given XL

    Zero Fox Given XL

    Zero Fox Given XL

    Men's Crew Socks
    $15
  • Sounds Like Bullshit To Me

    Sounds Like Bullshit To Me

    Sounds Like Bullshit To Me

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $15
  • Trophy Husband

    Trophy Husband

    Trophy Husband

    Men's Crew Socks
    $14
  • I Give The Best Blow Jobs

    I Give The Best Blow Jobs

    I Give The Best Blow Jobs

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $15
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    I Pooped Today

    Men's Crew Socks

    A hilarious way to announce a successful trip to the bathroom without saying a word.

    $15
  • The G.O.A.T.

    The G.O.A.T.

    The G.O.A.T.

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $13
  • T-Rex

    T-Rex

    T-Rex

    Men's Crew Socks
    $11
  • Customer reviews

    What our customers are saying

    The fabric feels high quality, and you'll get some high quality karma from letting the world know that it is, indeed, ok to fart.

    ★★★★★
    Kathleen Verified buyer It's Ok to Fart

    Great quality of socks. Gave these as a present and they were amazing. Everyone loves them! Would highly recommend to anyone!

    ★★★★★
    William Verified buyer Sounds Like Bullshit To Me

    Fun gift for someone with a stressful job, or busy life......

    ★★★★★
    Becky Verified buyer Whiskey Helps
  • My Cat Says You're Dumb

    My Cat Says You're Dumb

    My Cat Says You're Dumb

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $15
  • Fuck You

    Fuck You

    Fuck You

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $15
  • Take A Hike

    Take A Hike

    Take A Hike

    Men's Crew Socks
    $11
  • I Shit Glitter

    I Shit Glitter

    I Shit Glitter

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $15
  • I Love Naps

    I Love Naps

    I Love Naps

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $15
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    The Dogtor Is In

    Men's Crew Socks

    Your paws will thank you.

    $14
  • Butts

    Butts

    Butts

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $15
  • Bearly Awake

    Bearly Awake

    Bearly Awake

    Men's Crew Socks
    $14
  • Badass Nurse

    Badass Nurse

    Badass Nurse

    Men's Crew Socks
    $11