Pair of crew socks in black and hot pink with yellow text reading 'Everything Hurts And I'm Dying'.

Everything Hurts And I'm Dying

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$15
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Pair of crew socks in black and hot pink with yellow text reading 'Everything Hurts And I'm Dying'.

Everything Hurts And I'm Dying

Unisex Crew Socks

Embrace the struggle (in style!). These socks are the perfect blend of comfy and brutally honest.

$15
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4/9-4/17

Product Details
Size Women's size 6 US to Men's Size 15
Material 65% Cotton, 32% Nylon, 3% Spandex.
Care Machine Wash Cold With Like Colors. Do Not Bleach. Tumble Dry Low Heat.
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A blunt little mood, written right across the calf

These unisex crew socks wear their feelings in block letters, and they do it without trying to soften the message. The bold text makes an immediate impression, while the sharp stripes and contrast details keep the look graphic and a little unruly in the best way. They have the kind of visual punch that reads from across the room, which is useful when words are not enough or when they are exactly enough.

Built as crew socks, they sit comfortably with sneakers, boots, or lived-in house shoes, adding a rebellious note to denim, joggers, shorts, or whatever uniform the day has handed over. The message is funny because it is so direct, but it also lands as a very specific kind of honesty. For anyone who enjoys a little sarcasm with their wardrobe, these socks are an easy win.

They make a strong gift for friends, coworkers, siblings, and anyone who appreciates dry humor and a good callback to daily exhaustion. If you know someone who likes their accessories with a side of attitude, these socks will be remembered long after the wrapping paper is gone.

Materials
65% Cotton, 32% Nylon, 3% Spandex.
Care
Machine Wash Cold With Like Colors. Do Not Bleach. Tumble Dry Low Heat.
Fit
Women's size 6 US to Men's Size 15

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