Office Socks

Office Socks

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Office life comes with enough absurdity to fill a filing cabinet. This collection turns that reality into novelty socks with sharp phrasing, workplace humor, and styles that include crew socks and knee-high socks. It is a straightforward, witty edit for anyone who knows the meeting calendar can be its own genre.

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  • This Meeting is BullShit

    This Meeting is BullShit

    This Meeting is BullShit

    Men's Crew Socks
    $14
  • No Coffee No Workee

    No Coffee No Workee

    No Coffee No Workee

    Men's Crew Socks
    $14
  • I Love Meetings About Meetings

    I Love Meetings About Meetings

    I Love Meetings About Meetings

    Men's Crew Socks
    $14
  • No Coffee No Workee

    No Coffee No Workee

    No Coffee No Workee

    Women's Crew Socks
    $8
  • My Working From Home Socks

    My Working From Home Socks

    My Working From Home Socks

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $12
  • Featured

    Fuck This Meeting

    Unisex Crew Socks

    Meetings got you down? These socks have your back (and feet). They're the perfect way to subtly (or not so subtly) express how you REALLY feel.

    $13
  • Get Rich Slow

    Get Rich Slow

    Get Rich Slow

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $14
  • Rat Race

    Rat Race

    Rat Race

    Men's Crew Socks
    $14
  • Out Standing In My Field

    Out Standing In My Field

    Out Standing In My Field

    Men's Crew Socks
    $14
  • The modern theater of office life

    Meetings are where time goes to get organized and lost at once.

    Office life is full of rituals, and not all of them deserve respect. That is part of the charm of this collection, which turns workplace frustration into something wry, readable, and surprisingly wearable. These novelty crew socks and knee-high socks cover the full office mood board, from meetings that should have been emails to the general sense that coffee is holding the whole day together. The humor lands because it is familiar, and the collection knows exactly how absurd the modern workday can be.

    There is range here for men's, women's, and unisex styling, with enough attitude to make these a strong choice for gift ideas or for adding a little commentary to your own rotation. The voice is direct, a little sharp, and more than willing to say what the calendar would not. That makes the collection useful in a very specific way: it lets the wearer carry a private opinion in public form. For anyone who lives in spreadsheets, conference rooms, or the long shadow of inbox zero, these fun socks bring some personality to the routine.

  • You Know What That Sounds Like?

    You Know What That Sounds Like?

    You Know What That Sounds Like?

    Women's Crew Socks
    $16
  • I Hate Mondays

    I Hate Mondays

    I Hate Mondays

    Men's Crew Socks
    $14
  • Out of Office

    Out of Office

    Out of Office

    Women's Crew Socks
    $8
  • Per My Last Email

    Per My Last Email

    Per My Last Email

    Men's Crew Socks
    $16
  • My Boss Told Me To Have a Good Day

    My Boss Told Me To Have a Good Day

    My Boss Told Me To Have a Good Day

    Men's Crew Socks
    $16
  • My Job

    My Job

    My Job

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $11
  • How May I Offend You Today?

    How May I Offend You Today?

    How May I Offend You Today?

    Men's Crew Socks
    $16
  • The Best Thing About My Job Is

    The Best Thing About My Job Is

    The Best Thing About My Job Is

    Men's Crew Socks
    $16
  • I Like My Job It's The Work I Hate

    I Like My Job It's The Work I Hate

    I Like My Job It's The Work I Hate

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $15
  • Monday Mode, On

    Monday Mode, On

    Monday Mode, On

    Women's Crew Socks
    $13
  • Monday Mode, On

    Monday Mode, On

    Monday Mode, On

    Men's Crew Socks
    $16
  • Office Casual

    Office Casual

    Office Casual

    Women's Knee High Socks
    $17