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Socks With Sayings On Them

Most people do not say what they actually think. These socks say it for you. Over a hundred designs that range from sarcastic to sweet, crude to clever, because your feet should not have to stay neutral when the rest of you does. These are not just socks. They are small acts of honesty that do not require you to open your mouth.

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Three ankle socks; one white with golf-themed illustration, one gray with golf course, one green with golf ball. K. Bell logo.
The 19th Hole 3 Pack
Ankle Socks
$20.00
The 19th Hole 3 Pack
$20.00
The 19th Hole 3 Pack brings a playful golf story to a women's ankle sock set, with each pair carrying its own nod to time on the course and the reward that follows. One pair keeps it crisp and simple, another adds a classic green-and-gray scene, and the third goes...
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Pair of white no-show socks with pink accents. Features a repeating 'Talk Birdie' text pattern and small colorful bird icons.
Talk Birdie No Show
Ankle Socks
$10.00
Talk Birdie No Show
$10.00
Women’s Talk Birdie No Show socks bring a quiet bit of golf-course humor to an everyday pair. With a low profile ankle cut, they stay close to the shoe while the playful “talk birdie” message and tiny course-inspired details peek out just enough to catch an eye. The result is...
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A pair of black crew socks with a golf-themed design.  Features a gold golf ball, player, and swing graphic.  'Fooore!' text is visible.
Fooore! Active
Crew Socks
$14.00
Fooore! Active
$14.00
Golf calls for patience, a steady grip, and the ability to laugh when the ball goes exactly where it should not. These men’s crew socks bring that whole scene to the ankle and calf, with a design built for the course, the clubhouse, and every conversation that starts with, “Nice...
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Navy blue golf socks featuring white text Swing Swear Repeat above four colorful golfer silhouettes and matching stripes.
Swing Swear Repeat
Crew Socks
$14.00
Swing Swear Repeat
$14.00
These men’s crew socks bring a little course humor to everyday dressing, with a bold golf graphic that keeps things playful without trying too hard. The repeated slogan and clustered golfer silhouettes give them the look of a clubhouse inside joke, the kind that lands fast with anyone who knows...
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Navy socks showing May the Course Be With You text, crossed clubs, a green heel, and a white golf ball in the grass.
Course
Crew Socks
$14.00
Course
$14.00
For the golfer who likes a little mischief with his midweek wardrobe, these men's crew socks bring a playful twist to the fairway. The bold lettering stretches across the legs like a half-whispered joke, while the green and striped foot keeps the look grounded in classic course style. They have...
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Green crew socks with lime Who's your Caddy text, a red golf cart graphic, and a golf hole with a red flag near the toe.
Who's Your Caddy
Crew Socks
$14.00
Who's Your Caddy
$14.00
Golf gets a little lighter with these men's crew socks, built for anyone who likes their wardrobe with a side of clubhouse humor. The design leans into the familiar world of the course with a tidy, playful scene that brings carts, flags, and a knowing line of text together in...
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Three pairs of navy blue crew socks with a golf-themed design, including golf carts, golf balls, and golf clubs.
Let's Par-Tee
Crew Socks
$14.00
Let's Par-Tee
$14.00
For the golfer who likes a little humor with his handicap, these men’s crew socks bring the course to the closet in a clean, easy-to-wear design. Golf carts, tees, balls, and a cheerful “Let’s par-tee” message give the pattern a lighthearted feel without turning into a novelty overload. The look...
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Pair of green and navy blue crew socks. Design includes golf balls on tees, putters, golf carts, and the text 'Life is Better on the Green'.
Better on the Green
Crew Socks
$14.00
Better on the Green
$14.00
For the guy who knows the best part of the round is sometimes the green, these men's crew socks bring the fairway mindset right down to the details. The design pairs a golf ball on a tee with bold lettering and a course-inspired layout, so the whole look feels crisp,...
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Pair of women's ankle socks in white and pink. Features a golf putting graphic and the text 'Here for the Putts'.
Here For The Putts
Ankle Socks
$8.00
Here For The Putts
$8.00
Made for women who know the best part of golf is often the putt, these ankle socks keep the mood light and the look sharp. The pattern brings in playful golf details with a crisp, sporty feel, giving your feet something more interesting than a plain basic without going overboard....
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Pair of black crew socks with white and light blue detailing. The design features the text 'World's Okayest Golfer' and a golf ball graphic.
World's Okayest Golfer
Crew Socks
$14.00
World's Okayest Golfer
$14.00
For the man who keeps score, talks about the front nine, and can laugh at a less-than-stellar round, these men's crew socks bring a little dry humor to the fairway and beyond. The bold “World’s Okayest Golfer” message says plenty without trying too hard, and the clean athletic styling keeps...
Two crew socks; one navy blue with golf clubs and text, one green with a repeating golf ball pattern.
Golf Ball Repeat 2 Pack
Crew Socks
$26.00
Golf Ball Repeat 2 Pack
$26.00
For the golfer who keeps score, collects clubs, and has opinions about every course, these men's crew socks bring the whole mood together. One pair is covered in repeating golf balls for a clean, classic look with a playful edge. The other leans into the joke with a bold graphic...
Pair of periwinkle blue crew socks with a brown golf bag and clubs graphic and 'Swingers Club' text.
Swingers Club
Crew Socks
$14.00
Swingers Club
$14.00
For the golfer who likes a little mischief with his wardrobe, these men's crew socks bring a cheeky clubhouse twist to an everyday essential. The pattern centers on a golf bag graphic with the words Swingers Club front and center, giving the design a playful wink without trying too hard....
Fore Putt Golf Crew Socks. Light blue, green, and white design features a golf cart on a putting green. Green stripes on the foot.
Fore Putt
Crew Socks
$14.00
Fore Putt
$14.00
For men who like their wardrobe with a nod to the course, these crew socks bring the fairway right down to ankle height. A golf cart, a pin, and a tidy little green scene give the pair a playful look that feels at home with weekend errands, a casual office,...
Crew socks in green and black.  One side features the text 'Eat Sleep Play Golf (Repeat)' and a golf ball graphic, the other side has a black and orange argyle pattern.
Eat Sleep Golf
Crew Socks
$11.00
Eat Sleep Golf
$11.00
Golf has a way of taking over the calendar, the conversation, and probably a few weekends too. These men’s crew socks lean all the way into that obsession with a playful “eat, sleep, play, golf, repeat” message, plus a golf ball graphic and a sharp argyle pattern that keeps things...
A pair of dark green crew socks with a white pattern of golf balls, clubs, tees, and pennants. The socks also say 'These are my golf socks'.
Theses Are My Golf Socks
Crew Socks
$12.00
Theses Are My Golf Socks
$12.00
For the man who can discuss a swing path, a scorecard, and a bad break with equal seriousness, these men's crew socks bring the course mindset down to ankle level. The repeated golf motif keeps things playful without turning gimmicky, with clubs, tees, balls, flags, and that wonderfully specific phrase...
Navy blue crew socks featuring a light blue bird, a white golf ball on a yellow tee, and a Talk Birdie To Me speech bubble.
Talk Birdie To Me
Crew Socks
$14.00
Talk Birdie To Me
$14.00
A clean crew pair for men who know their way around a tee box and don’t mind a little commentary. Talk Birdie To Me brings golf humor front and center with a small blue bird, a golf ball, and just enough cheek to make the joke land without overplaying it....