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Socks With Sayings On Them

Most people do not say what they actually think. These socks say it for you. Over a hundred designs that range from sarcastic to sweet, crude to clever, because your feet should not have to stay neutral when the rest of you does. These are not just socks. They are small acts of honesty that do not require you to open your mouth.

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A pair of crew socks with sloths hanging from tree branches on a green background.  The socks are brown and green, and feature the text 'Don't Rush Me'.
Don't Rush Me
Crew Socks
$12.00
Don't Rush Me
$12.00
A pair of unisex crew socks for anyone who moves at their own pace and has no interest in being hurried along. The design leans into a forest mood, with sloths draped through the pattern and a direct little declaration that says exactly what the wearer is thinking. It has...
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Teal crew socks with a hanging sloth graphic and the text 'PhiSLOThophy'.  'Can't reach it, don't need it.'
Sloth
Crew Socks
$10.00
Sloth
$10.00
For the days when hurry feels overrated, these women's crew socks bring a sloth’s easygoing charm right down to your ankles. The design is playful without trying too hard, with a hanging sloth and a cheeky little slogan that makes the point: some things are better left undone. It’s the...
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Crew socks in dark gray and olive green, featuring a sloth hanging from a branch with the text 'Phislotophy: Can't reach it- don't need it.'
Sloth
Crew Socks
$11.00
Sloth
$11.00
These men's crew socks bring a little tree-dwelling attitude to everyday dressing. A relaxed sloth hangs from a branch across the leg, paired with a cheeky line that keeps the whole design from taking itself too seriously. The look is whimsical without being loud, the kind of pattern that earns...
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A pair of white crew socks with teal accents. The socks feature a sloth graphic and the phrase 'Don't Fucking Rush Me'.
Don't Rush Me
Crew Socks
$12.00
Don't Rush Me
$12.00
These women’s crew socks make their point before you do. A pair of laid-back sloths hangs across the legs, while the bold message keeps things unmistakably clear: no hurry, no pressure, no unnecessary hovering. The look is playful, but the attitude is very real, which is exactly why these socks...