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Socks With Sayings On Them

Most people do not say what they actually think. These socks say it for you. Over a hundred designs that range from sarcastic to sweet, crude to clever, because your feet should not have to stay neutral when the rest of you does. These are not just socks. They are small acts of honesty that do not require you to open your mouth.

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Pair of navy blue crew socks with a light beige cuff. One sock shows a building with a cat in the window, the other says, 'You're not drinking alone if your cat is home'.
Cat Is Home
Crew Socks
$12.00
Cat Is Home
$12.00
A little neighborhood story plays out across these women’s crew socks, with a cat-lit building, a night sky feel, and the kind of message that tells you exactly who runs the house. The scene is playful without trying too hard, like a window view from a favorite apartment where the...
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Three crew socks: one grey with cheese illustrations and 'Say Cheese', one black with colorful stripes, and one grey with a wine glass and 'Wine not?'
Wine and Cheese 3 Pack
Crew Socks
$21.00
Wine and Cheese 3 Pack
$21.00
This women’s crew 3-pack keeps the mood easy and a little mischievous, with each pair bringing its own reason to linger at the table. One pair leans into the classic wine question, one celebrates the cheese board, and one adds a clean striped pattern that ties the whole set together....
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Cream, tan, and teal crew socks featuring a cartoon bear drinking wine, California redwoods, and the California Republic star.
California
Crew Socks
$12.00
California
$12.00
These women’s crew socks bring California to mind in the most familiar way: a bear, a star, a stretch of coastline, and that unmistakable Golden State sense of place. The design feels like a souvenir you’d actually want to wear, with classic travel-poster charm and enough detail to keep people...
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Adult and child crew socks in purple.  They feature a repeating pattern of wine bottles, wine glasses, and the text 'Wine Game Strong'. [lf]
Wine Game Me And Mini
Crew Socks
$13.00
Wine Game Me And Mini
$13.00
These unisex crew socks bring a playful toast to everyday dressing, with a repeat pattern of wine bottles and glasses that feels equal parts cheeky and charming. The bold wording keeps the joke front and center, while the clean graphic style makes the whole pair easy to wear with jeans,...
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Crew socks in dark gray with maroon accents. Design includes a wine bottle, corkscrew, corks, and the text 'Relax, even wine has to breathe'.
Relax Even Wine Has To Breathe
Crew Socks
$10.00
Relax Even Wine Has To Breathe
$10.00
For the evenings that call for one more pour and absolutely no rush, these women's crew socks bring a little wine-country humor to the everyday. The playful bottle-and-bubbles design says what many wine lovers are thinking anyway: good wine deserves a moment to breathe, and so do you. It's an...
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Pair of crew socks in grey and navy blue.  Design features wine bottles pouring into glasses and the text 'Wine Down'.
Wine Down
Crew Socks
$8.00
Wine Down
$8.00
For nights when the pour matters as much as the plan, these women's crew socks keep the mood pleasantly unhurried. A bottle tilts over a pair of filled glasses, with the words "Wine Down" tucked in like a knowing aside. The design has a relaxed, playful feel without trying too...
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Pair of crew socks. Light blue, green, and red.  'Time To Wine Down' text and vineyard illustration.
Time To Wine Down
Crew Socks
$8.00
Time To Wine Down
$8.00
The mood on these women’s crew socks is easygoing and a little cheeky, like the end of a long day when the kitchen light is on, the glass is full, and nothing urgent is left to do. A rolling vineyard scene stretches across the foot, with a warm sunset settling...
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Cream crew socks with a fun design of black dogs, wine bottles, and glasses. Text reads, 'Dogs and Wine Make Everything Fine'.
Dogs And Wine
Crew Socks
$12.00
Dogs And Wine
$12.00
Wine, dogs, and a little well-earned irreverence come together on these women’s crew socks. The design has the feel of a favorite after-hours phrase scribbled on a napkin, then turned into something you can wear all day. One sock spells it out plainly, while the other brings the scene to...
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Lavender crew socks with a burgundy heel and toe.  Features wine bottles, grapes, and the text 'Maybe wine will help'.
Maybe Wine Will Help
Crew Socks
$13.00
Maybe Wine Will Help
$13.00
When the day has been long and the calendar has been a bit much, these women’s crew socks bring a wink of honesty to the moment. The playful wine bottle and grape motif has a friendly, slightly cheeky feel, and the phrase on the leg says what plenty of people...
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Pair of light blue crew socks with a retro woman design and text that says, "Does this mask make my butt look big?" and "How do I drink wine with this mask?"
Mask
Crew Socks
$10.00
Mask
$10.00
Vintage cheek, modern comfort. These women’s crew socks borrow the look of a retro cartoon panel and turn it into something playful enough to earn a second glance. The masked pin-up artwork and tongue-in-cheek captions give these socks a throwback feel with a wink, making them a fun choice for...
Pair of purple crew socks with a playful 'I Go Both Ways' wine theme. Features red and white wine glasses and bottles.
I Go Both Ways
Crew Socks
$8.00
I Go Both Ways
$8.00
For the woman who likes her opinions served with a side of wit, these crew socks make the message plain. The playful “I Go Both Ways” slogan pairs with a wine-and-cheers motif and a bold bottle graphic, turning an everyday accessory into something a little cheeky and a lot more...
Crew socks in beige, purple, and teal. The design showcases a wine glass with the text 'This wine is making me awesome'.
Wine Awesome
Crew Socks
$12.00
Wine Awesome
$12.00
For the friend who treats a good pour like a small celebration, these women's crew socks bring a playful toast to everyday dressing. The bold wine glass graphic and cheeky message give them a lighthearted charm, while the starry details keep the design feeling lively without getting too serious about...
Pair of navy blue crew socks with a beige cuff. The socks feature a witty saying and illustrations of a house and dog.
Dog Is Home
Crew Socks
$12.00
Dog Is Home
$12.00
Home is where the dog is, and these women’s crew socks say so with dry, back-porch humor. The design feels like a little nighttime scene, complete with a house, a window glow, and the kind of message that only makes sense to people who have ever shared a couch with...
Pair of light blue crew socks. Features a retro-style woman drinking wine, wine bottles, and the text 'How classy people handle their sh*t'.
Classy People
Crew Socks
$12.00
Classy People
$12.00
These women’s crew socks bring a little old-school charm and a lot of personality to an everyday staple. The design leans into a polished, pop-art kind of mood, with wine glasses, a smart wink of humor, and a look that feels made for someone who prefers their accessories with a...