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Pair of navy blue crew socks with white stars and a graphic of a goat wearing sunglasses. Text 'G.O.A.T.' is displayed below the goat.
The G.O.A.T.
Crew SocksSockologie
$13.00
The G.O.A.T.
$13.00
They're the G.O.A.T. of socks, featuring a stellar design with a cartoon goat rocking shades, and black toe and heel to complete the look. GOAT means Greatest of All Time. Available in crew length for both men and women. These socks are a fun way to celebrate your love for...
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Pair of pink crew socks with a blue 'Cats Don't Give A Fuck' slogan.  Features white and blue stripes at the top and bottom.
Cats Don't Give A Fuck Gym
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Cats Don't Give A Fuck Gym
$15.00
Strut your stuff in these "CATS DON'T GIVE A FUCK GYM" socks that ooze apathy and feline fabulousness. Featuring a bold blue stripe and white text, these crew socks are here to remind you that cats do indeed not give a fuck...about anything. Except maybe tuna. Who even knows anymore?...
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A pair of men's gray crew socks with black cuffs.  Features an orange fox face and the text 'Zero Fox Given'.
Zero Fox Given XL
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Zero Fox Given XL
$14.00
These zero fox given socks are the paw-fect way to show off your sly style. Each cozy men's crew sock in this XL pair has a gray body, black toes, heels, and cuffs, and an orange fox expressing your "Zero Fox Given" attitude in a fun and fashionable way.
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Pair of crew socks, blue with repeating pattern of green dancing pickles wearing sunglasses.
Kind of a Big Dill
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$16.00
Kind of a Big Dill
$16.00
Calling all pickle-lovers! Our Kind of a Big Dill socks are here to add a dash of fun to your footwear. Picture this: a crew length sock, drenched in an all-over print of cartoon pickles. These pickles aren't just ordinary veggies; they're rockin' shades, arms, and legs, ready to take...
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Olive green crew socks with dark green polka dots and a cartoon pickle graphic that says, 'I'm kind of a big dill!'
Big Dill
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Big Dill
$11.00
Calling all dill-icious folks! Spice up your sock game with our "Big Dill" crew socks, featuring a kosher pickle in a yarmulke declaring its dill-iciousness. Wear them to your next nosh and watch the compliments pour in like a pickle brine waterfall!
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A pair of black crew socks with a fun design.  Green iguanas and marijuana leaves are featured on a black background. The socks have a grey heel and toe.
Mariguana
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Mariguana
$14.00
Mariguana Mens Crew Socks: Stay true to the green with Mariguana socks, featuring a vibrant, green pattern of marijuana leaves and a cool iguana sporting a sombrero. From smokin' hot parties to chillin' at home, these unique crew socks are an instant mood-lifter, sure to bring a smile to your...
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Pair of teal crew socks with a repeating pattern of cats wearing sunglasses.  The cats are white, black, orange, and calico.
Cool Cat
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$12.00
Cool Cat
$12.00
Peep these cool cat socks! They're blue with a pattern of cartoon cats wearing sunglasses on them, just like a retro meme. Throw on a pair of these crew socks with "CAT" written on the left sock and "COOL" written on the right sock and channel your inner 90s kid....
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A pair of black crew socks with a repeating pattern of monkeys wearing brown suits and red ties.  Small red lips are also part of the design.
Monkey Biz
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Monkey Biz
$12.00
Monkey Biz Socks: Monkeying Around in Style! Step into Monkey Biz socks and let the good times roll! These black crew socks for men feature an irresistible pattern of serious monkeys dressed in suits and ties, carrying briefcases. Picture this: monkeys in the boardroom, taking care of monkey business! The...
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Blue crew socks with repeating red and white cans labeled 'WHOOP ASS' and a yellow burst, on a bent metal design.
Can of Whoop Ass
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Can of Whoop Ass
$12.00
Bright blue crew socks are definitely not for the faint of heart. They're covered in bold, pop-art style cans, designed to look like they've seen some action. Each red and white can prominently features 'WHOOP' at the top and 'ASS' at the bottom, with a little yellow burst shape in...
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Pair of gray crew socks with a pixelated Nutcracker design and the text 'What's Crackin?' in red.  Dark gray heel and toe.
Nutcracker
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Nutcracker
$14.00
Stand at attention for these patriotic nutcrackers, who are ready to defend your feet with their festive uniforms and toy swords. This pair of gray and brown crew socks features a pattern of red, white, and blue nutcracker soldiers. Who says Christmas socks have to be boring? Sure, you may...
Green crew socks with a retro image of a man holding money and the text 'You can count on me!'  Dollar signs are printed all over.
Accountant
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Accountant
$11.00
Put on these accountant socks and bring out your inner moneybags! Featuring brilliant white money signs and a cartoon man wearing a suit and holding a wad of cash they're bound to bring a smile to anyone's face. Who needs a financial advisor when you've got 'You Can Count On...
A pair of coral crew socks with a teal cuff. The socks feature a black and white hypnotic bicycle design and the words 'Cycle Therapy' and 'Committed'.
Cycle Therapy
Crew SocksModSocks
$13.00
Cycle Therapy
$13.00
Cycle Therapy crew socks will take you on a thrilling ride thanks to their eye-catching design. Rock these vibrant pink socks adorned with a teal green bicycle and the phrase "Committed...Cycle Therapy." Say aloha to smiles and compliments as you pedal your way through your day, spreading positive vibes on...
Grey crew socks with a pink flamingo design. Text reads: 'Don't Flock With Me Today'. Fun and quirky!
Don't Flock With Me Today
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Don't Flock With Me Today
$14.00
Don't let these socks take you for a wild goose chase, they're the real deal! Bright pink flamingos with shades and the text "Don't flock with me today" adorn these gray crew socks. Perfect for the man who wants to strut his stuff and make a 'flock' of a statement....
Pair of red and black crew socks. Design features a marijuana Christmas tree and the words Merry Juana.  White marijuana leaves on the red bottom.
Merry Juana Non-Skid Slipper
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Merry Juana Non-Skid Slipper
$14.00
Forget plain and boring slipper socks! Spice up your feet with our festive "Merry Juana" non-skid slipper socks. These crew-length socks come in black and red with comfy red cuffs, featuring a green marijuana tree decked out with ornaments and white pot leafs. They're not just festive and fun, they're...
Pair of beige and brown striped crew socks.  One sock features a cartoon chicken leg and the text 'LEG DAY'.
Leg Day
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Leg Day
$14.00
Get ready to strut your stuff on Thanksgiving Day in these Leg Day novelty socks! These mid-calf socks feature brown toes, heels, and cuffs, a white body with a light brown stripe pattern, and a graphic of a drumstick with the words "Leg Day" in bold letters. Turkey day just...
A pair of navy blue crew socks with a red wine bottle pouring into a wine glass graphic and the text 'Pour Decisions'.
Pour Decisions
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Pour Decisions
$14.00
Pour Decisions wine socks: Prepare to spill your glass of humor with these Pour Decisions socks! Featuring a dark blue backdrop and a vibrant graphic showcasing a bottle of wine gracefully pouring into a wine glass, the phrase "Pour Decisions" playfully adorns the sides, inviting chuckles from fellow wine enthusiasts....
Pair of black crew socks featuring two sloths enjoying coffee mugs.  Grey cuffs, and 'Sloffee' text.
Sloffee
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Sloffee
$14.00
Sloffee Socks: The Sloth-iest Socks You'll Ever Wear! Sloth around in style with these Sloffee socks, featuring a delightful pattern of sloths sipping coffee from red mugs. Show off your caffeine-fueled sloth spirit with these comfy, black crew socks with a touch of gray on the heel and toe. These...
Pair of periwinkle blue crew socks with a brown golf bag and clubs graphic and 'Swingers Club' text.
Swingers Club
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Swingers Club
$14.00
In the realm of footwear, where socks reign supreme, Swingers Club socks emerge as the ultimate hole-in-one for golf enthusiasts. These vibrant blue socks, adorned with brown and white details, proudly proclaim "Swingers Club" and feature an eye-catching golf bag, complete with three clubs, ready to conquer the green. Slip...
Pair of blue crew socks with a fun design.  Each sock shows a beet wearing headphones and the text 'Turn up the Beet'.
Turn Up The Beet
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Turn Up The Beet
$14.00
Who said veggies couldn't be musical? Slip into a pair of these cool 'Turn Up The Beet' socks, showing off a rad pattern of groovy red beets wearing headphones, reminding you that even roots can rock out.
A pair of dark brown crew socks with a white deer graphic and the phrase 'BUCK YOU'. Gray accents at the heel and toe.
Buck You
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Buck You
$14.00
I'm quite fawn'd of you my deer, but if you are going to be a total jerk to me, you can just buck off! This funny pair of black and gray crew socks features a tough buck head with the phrase "Buck You" below him. Show some sass with your...
A pair of crew socks with a teal background. The socks feature a graphic of a large fish jumping out of the water with the text 'Size Matters!' Small fish are also printed on the socks.
Size Matters
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Size Matters
$11.00
Are your feet feeling a tad unadventurous? Perk them up with our "Size Matters" crew socks, where humor meets style in an eye-catching splash of green and blue. Adorned with a quirky fish proclaiming, "Size Matters," these socks are perfect for fishing expeditions, casual Fridays, or just lounging around. They're...
Crew socks in olive green with acorns and a squirrel design.  The text 'Let's Get Nuts' is featured on the sock.
Let's Get Nuts
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$16.00
Let's Get Nuts
$16.00
These Let's Get Nuts socks say "I'm nuts about socks" without you having to say a word. Each pair of socks features a lively design of a squirrel holding an acorn on one sock and a pattern of acorns on the other. Perfect for people who are nuts about squirrels,...
Pair of rainbow striped crew socks with 'Engayged!' text.  Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple stripes. Green heels and toes.
Engayged
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Engayged
$14.00
Engayged Socks: Show your pride and step out in style with our vibrant rainbow socks emblazoned with the word "ENGAYGED!" in bold black letters. These socks are a celebration of love, equality, and the LGBTQ+ community. With their green toes and heels, these socks are sure to turn heads wherever...
Black crew socks with a red cuff featuring colorful roosters and yellow lollipops on a repeating pattern.
Cock Sucker
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Cock Sucker
$12.00
In the whimsical world of Socksmith, where humor meets style, a chicken and a lollipop can share the spotlight in a cheeky, NSFW twist. Our "Cock Sucker" socks bring a playful vibe to your wardrobe, proving sometimes you just have to lollipop a chicken, and that's perfectly okay.
Crew socks with heather grey top, dark green cuff, and navy blue bottom. Design shows "CAT FISH" text, cats fishing from boats, and a pattern of green fish.
Cat Fish
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Cat Fish
$14.00
This pair offers a clever visual pun that’s hard to ignore. The top half is a heather grey, sporting 'CAT FISH' in bold black lettering. Visible there, an adorable orange and white cat, wearing a green vest, sits in a small brown boat, fishing with a tiny rod. Its line...
A pair of navy crew socks with a repeating pattern of golden retrievers and green martini glasses. Reddish-brown toes and heels. "Hard Licker" text.
Hard Licker
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Hard Licker
$14.00
Slipping on these dark blue socks is a nod to your favorite golden retriever - and maybe your favorite happy hour. They're covered in a fun, repeating pattern of golden dogs. You'll see some pups lounging around, while others sit upright, all with a tiny martini glass visible beside them,...
Pair of navy crew socks. One sock features a white and brown dog holding a stick with "branch manager" text in green. Grey heel and toe.
Branch Manager
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Branch Manager
$14.00
Your feet are in for a promotion with these navy blue socks. Visible on one side is an adorable white and brown dog, proudly holding a stick. Just beneath this industrious pup, the words "branch manager" are written in a vibrant green. Another part of a similar dog can be...
Pair of black crew socks with brown cartoon beavers, some holding yellow logs, and green "DAM IT" text.
Dam It
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Dam It
$14.00
The beavers on these socks are clearly busy building something, and maybe they're a little stressed about it. Decked out in dark fabric, these socks feature a whole crew of industrious brown beavers, some visibly hauling yellow logs across the design. You'll also see the words "DAM IT" printed in...
Light beige crew socks with "I AM THE GOAT" text. Each sock shows part of the phrase and a brown goat graphic.
I Am The Goat
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
I Am The Goat
$14.00
Here are socks that make a statement without shouting. They come in a light, speckled beige, sporting a brown text that reads "I AM THE" on the visible side. Right below that, there's a detailed brown goat illustration. The design uses the goat graphic to finish the phrase, subtly declaring...
Dark grey crew socks with cartoon dogs in teal scrubs and stethoscopes. Text 'TRUST ME I'M A DOGTOR' on one sock.
Trust Me, I'm A Dogtor
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Trust Me, I'm A Dogtor
$14.00
You're looking at socks that bring a whole lot of canine charm to your feet. They've got a cool dark grey background, completely covered in an assortment of dog breeds, each one dressed up in bright teal medical scrubs. You'll spot a black and white French Bulldog type, a light...
Black crew socks with grey cuffs, heels, and toes, featuring a brown goat head, yellow stars, and "G.O.A.T." text.
Goat XL
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Goat XL
$14.00
You know a G.O.A.T. when you see one, and these socks totally get it. On a solid black background, a proud goat head takes center stage, complete with long, curved horns. Scattered around it are bright yellow stars, adding to that winning vibe. Below the visible goat, the letters G.O.A.T....
Black crew sock with orange cuff, heel, and toe. Features pixelated blonde-haired figures on toilets with 'rock on' gestures and white toilet paper.
Potty Like A Rock Star
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Potty Like A Rock Star
$12.00
Who knew toilet time could be this epic? These black socks let you channel your inner rock star, even when you're just, you know, doing your business. The pixelated design features figures with wild blonde hair and red pants, sitting on white toilets, flashing a classic 'rock on' hand gesture...
Single heather grey crew sock with black cuff, heel, and toe, featuring a green and yellow crappie fish and "Another Crappie Day" text.
Another Crappie Day
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Another Crappie Day
$12.00
Some days just feel like this, you know? Kick off your day (or commiserate through it) with these heather grey socks. The main body is a soft grey marl, contrasted nicely with solid black cuffs, heels, and toes. Visible on the side of the ankle is a detailed illustration of...
Crew sock with black background, orange cuff, heel, and toe, patterned with yellow jack-o'-lanterns and white spooky faces.
Spooky Pumpkins
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Spooky Pumpkins
$12.00
Time to get your Halloween spirit on with these socks. They feature a deep black background, reminiscent of a crisp autumn night. Bright orange ribbed cuffs, heels, and toes pop against the dark, giving that classic festive feel. Scattered across the sock are vibrant yellow jack-o'-lanterns, each with a carved...
Pair of crew socks in mustard yellow with an all-over pattern of brown and white flying squirrels wearing red caps, shown against a white background.
Flying Squirrels
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$16.00
Flying Squirrels
$16.00
Who needs a cape when you have a patagium? Not these little guys. These socks are covered in adorable flying squirrels, taking to the skies on a cheerful mustard yellow background. Each squirrel has a warm brown body and a lighter belly, rocking a cool red cap that looks ready...
Pair of blue non-skid slipper socks with flying brown reindeer, red harness, white snowflakes, and grey cuffs, heels, toes.
Sleigh What Non-Skid Slipper
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Sleigh What Non-Skid Slipper
$14.00
Deck your feet in festive fun with this blue pair, perfect for cozying up at home. They show off a bright blue background, peppered with a flurry of white snowflakes. On one side, you'll spot an orange-brown reindeer in mid-leap, sporting brown antlers and a vibrant red harness. White lines...
Pair of black crew socks with dark green cuffs, heels, and toes. Features green turtles wearing Santa hats and "SLOW HO HO" text in red.
Slow Ho Ho
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Slow Ho Ho
$14.00
Bringing slow holiday cheer right to your feet, these black crew socks feature a happy-looking green turtle on the visible side. Each turtle is decked out in a tiny red and white Santa hat. Below them, the words "SLOW HO HO" are written in bold red letters, playing on a...
Black crew socks with a gray 'Screw It' graphic and scattered screw illustrations.  A fun and quirky design!
Screw It
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Screw It
$12.00
This black crew sock lets your feet do the talking. Up top, bold grey letters spell out "SCREW IT" right on the leg. Scattered across the sock's visible side is a playful pattern of grey screws, pointing every which way, some big, some small. You'll also spot tiny grey dots...
Pair of green and white crew socks.  The socks feature a lawnmower and the phrase 'Fuck This Shit'.
Fuck This Grass
Crew SocksCool Socks
$13.00
Fuck This Grass
$13.00
You know that feeling when the lawn just keeps growing? These socks capture it perfectly. The bright green foot and leg look like fresh grass, while the crisp white cuff provides a clean contrast. Up top, bold red text screams 'Fuck This Shit,' sitting right above a little red lawnmower...
A pair of crew socks showcasing a green pickle design. The pickles have cartoon faces and the text 'I'm kind of a big dill'.
Kind Of A Big Dill
Crew SocksOdd Sox
$15.00
Kind Of A Big Dill
$15.00
Say hello to the best kind of pickle - the one that makes your feet happy. These lively green socks feature a friendly, wide-eyed pickle face with a bright red mouth and dark brows. You'll also spot the classic pickle texture with those distinct dark green lines and curved shapes....
Green crew socks with a repeating pattern of whiskey glasses in white and orange. Made from bamboo.
Whiskey Business Bamboo
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Whiskey Business Bamboo
$12.00
Whiskey aficionados know there's nothing quite like that first sip, warming you up from the inside out. Now, you can carry that cozy feeling with you everywhere, thanks to these cheeky green socks adorned with a classic white glass of amber liquid. Perfect for anyone who appreciates the finer things...
Crew socks in black with a lime green cuff.  The design includes a martini glass, olives, and the text 'I Like it Dirty!'
I Like it Dirty
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
I Like it Dirty
$12.00
For those who relish a cocktail with a twist, these socks celebrate the art of a perfectly mixed martini. With a cheeky nod to your favorite drink, our "I Like it Dirty" socks bring a splash of style to your wardrobe. Featuring a martini glass, olives, and the bold declaration...
Red crew socks with a black cuff.  The design features cartoon cereal and milk characters fighting, along with cereal pieces scattered on the sock.
Cereal Killer
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Cereal Killer
$12.00
Meet your new favorite pair of conversation starters, our "Cereal Killer" crew socks! These aren't your ordinary socks; each step reveals a bold red background dotted with cheeky yellow cereal rings. Picture this: on one sock, a cozy bowl brimming with milk awaiting its cereal, and on the other, a...
Crew socks featuring a pattern of black and white sheep on a yellow background.
Black Sheep
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Black Sheep
$12.00
Get ready to be the black sheep—in the best way possible. These crew socks aren't just a cozy affair for your feet; they're a rebellious nod to standing out. Sprinkled with one bold black sheep among a sea of white, they whisper, "Why fit in when you were born to...
Pair of taupe crew socks featuring a cartoon squirrel holding acorns and the phrase 'Deez Nuts'.  Acorn pattern repeats on the sock.
Deez Nuts
Crew SocksSockologie
$13.00
Deez Nuts
$13.00
Deez Nuts: The Squirreliest Socks Ever Show off your nuttiness with these autumn-themed Deez Nuts squirrel socks! They're the perfect way to add a touch of fun and personality to your wardrobe. Made with a blend of cozy and soft materials, they come in a variety of sizes to fit...
A pair of teal crew socks with a cool pickle wearing sunglasses. The socks have black polka dots and the phrase 'Just Dill With It'.
Just Dill With It
Crew SocksSockologie
$13.00
Just Dill With It
$13.00
Say sayonara to boring socks and embrace the sheer absurdity of Just Dill With It novelty socks. The chunky cucumber, complete with shades and crossed arms, is the epitome of cool, telling the world you're one cool pickle. And who wouldn't want pickles on their feet? Exactly, no one. So,...
Pair of crew socks in olive green with repeating pattern of cartoon pickles wearing sunglasses and making a hand gesture.
Dill With It
Crew SocksSockologie
$13.00
Dill With It
$13.00
Looking for socks that give you an attitude? Our Dill With It socks are here to add some spice to your day. With their cool-as-a-cucumber design, you can dill with anything that comes your way. A green sock with cartoon cucumbers wearing shades and giving the finger is sure to...
Hot Dam
Crew SocksSockologie
$13.00
Hot Dam
$13.00
Look at these socks. Not only are they great to wear with their fun beaver design and soft fabric, but they're also perfect for your next work meeting when you want to show your coworkers you mean business (literally). Get it? Hot Dam? Ok maybe not, but these socks are...