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Pair of black crew socks with gold and white stripes and the phrase 'Sounds Like Bullshit To Me' printed vertically.
Sounds Like Bullshit To Me
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Sounds Like Bullshit To Me
$15.00
Whoever said socks need to be boring and basic? For those with a taste for footwear that's just a tad bit cheeky, these Sounds Like Bullshit To Me socks will be a hit. Wear them with pride and let the world know you mean business ” or not.
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Crew socks in teal and yellow.  Feature funny illustrations of working from home, including a laptop, cat, and sticky notes.
My Working From Home Socks
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$12.00
My Working From Home Socks
$12.00
Ever get tired of staring at your computer all day? Take a break from the mundane and put on these awesome socks! Featuring a bright blue and yellow color scheme with designs of office items like computers, phones, and coffee cups, these socks are the perfect way to add a...
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Pair of crew hiking socks. Tan background with a trail, trees, mountains, and a small hiker graphic.  Grey cuffs and light blue water detail.
These Are My Hiking Socks
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$12.00
These Are My Hiking Socks
$12.00
With these rad hiking socks, you'll be summiting style mountains in no time! Explore the great outdoors and conquer new trails while rocking these brown crew socks showcasing a picturesque hiking trail graphic complete with mountains, trees, a river, and a lone hiker. Plus, they're emblazoned with the bold declaration,...
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Grey crew socks with a red 'These Are My I Don't Give A Shit Socks' message and a repeated sock pattern.
These Are My Don't Give A Shit Socks
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$12.00
These Are My Don't Give A Shit Socks
$12.00
You'll give Zero Fox's when wearing these socks! If you're the kind of person who can't be bothered with socks that don't express your IDGAF attitude, these are for you. They state your zero-nonsense attitude more clearly than Ricky Gervais explaining the rules of sarcasm. Put these on when you...
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Crew socks in green with yellow cuffs. Design features daisies, a cow, and the phrase 'Just Say No To Bullshit'.
Just Say No To Bullshit
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$12.00
Just Say No To Bullshit
$12.00
Sassy and subversive Just Say No To Bullshit socks! Prove you're not full of baloney with these knee-slappers. Daisy print. Bright yellow toes, heels, and cuffs. The perfect conversation starters for casual Fridays. Let your feet do the talking!
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Pair of light blue crew socks with red and blue bicycle designs and the text 'These Are My Biking Socks'.
These Are My Biking Socks
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$12.00
These Are My Biking Socks
$12.00
Pedal to the metal in style with these electric blue cycling crew socks bursting with red bicycle patterns and bold white lettering that proudly proclaims: "THESE ARE MY BIKING SOCKS". Designed for both men and women, these socks are resilient, supportive, and ready to hit the pavement with you. Embrace...
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Pair of crew socks; black with red stripes and a whiskey glass graphic, or grey with yellow stripes and same graphic.
Whiskey Helps
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Whiskey Helps
$14.00
In a world where socks are serious, be the mensch in Whiskey Helps socks. These black, red, and gray crew length socks are a splash of fun wherever you go. You'll have a smashing time showing off your whiskey affair in style. High-quality combed cotton blend ensures your whiskey helps-wearing...
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Pair of crew socks in navy blue and beige, featuring a fishing-themed design with fishing rods, hooks, and lures, and the text 'hooked on you'.
Hooked On You
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Hooked On You
$14.00
Show your love for fishing with these fun and quirky "Hooked On You" socks! Whether you're reeling in the big one or just casting a line, these dark blue crew socks are sure to make a splash. The playful pattern features fish hooks, fishing lines, and lures, while the embroidered...
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Gray crew socks with a black toe and cuff.  The socks show multiple dogs of different breeds on leashes with the text 'These Are My Dog Walking Socks'.
These Are My Dog Walking Socks
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$12.00
These Are My Dog Walking Socks
$12.00
Life's a walk in the park with these Dog Walking Socks! These gray & black crew socks feature four cartoon canines being strolled by a human. The message "These Are My Dog Walking Socks" adorns the gray section of the sock. Put on a pair the next time you venture...
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A pair of black crew socks with a fun design.  Green iguanas and marijuana leaves are featured on a black background. The socks have a grey heel and toe.
Mariguana
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Mariguana
$14.00
Mariguana Mens Crew Socks: Stay true to the green with Mariguana socks, featuring a vibrant, green pattern of marijuana leaves and a cool iguana sporting a sombrero. From smokin' hot parties to chillin' at home, these unique crew socks are an instant mood-lifter, sure to bring a smile to your...
A pair of crew socks with sloths hanging from tree branches on a green background.  The socks are brown and green, and feature the text 'Don't Rush Me'.
Don't Rush Me
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$12.00
Don't Rush Me
$12.00
Sloths are the ultimate chillers, known for their laid-back attitude and slow-paced life. Step into a pair of these brown and green Don't Rush Me sloth socks, featuring adorable sloths hanging from tree branches, and let the sloth vibes take over. Whether you're lounging at home or out running errands,...
Pair of crew socks; navy blue with white great white sharks and red 'You're Great' text.
You're Great
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
You're Great
$14.00
You're Great socks perfectly balance sophistication and fun! These deep-sea blue socks have a pattern of sharks and the text You're Great. These socks will go swimmingly with any outfit, from casual to formal. Each step you take will make a big splash! They're also a great way to show...
Pair of crew socks in dark blue with teal, yellow, and green designs of planets, stars, an alien, and the text 'We Are Not Alone!'
Space Alone
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Space Alone
$11.00
Unleash your inner cosmic adventurer with these Space Alone socks! Trek boldly into uncharted territories as you flaunt these stellar socks emblazoned with "We Are Not Alone" amidst planets, stars, and extraterrestrial beings. These crew socks are perfect for men who want to add a touch of intergalactic wonder to...
Pair of crew socks in dark teal with a pattern of cartoon marijuana leaves wearing sunglasses and giving peace signs.
Peace Out
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$16.00
Peace Out
$16.00
While we don't advocate getting high, we suggest you elevate your sock game. Our Peace Out Crew Socks are not only stylish and super soft, they're a surefire way to get a contact high from strangers. Our designer created a hilarious pattern of cartoon marijuana leaves rocking shades and tossing...
Brown and beige crew socks with a camping theme.  Design includes camper vans, trees, tents, and the text 'These Are My Camping Socks'.
These Are My Camping Socks
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$12.00
These Are My Camping Socks
$12.00
Not your average, run-of-the-mill socks, these socks say "I like pine trees, campfires, and deer...oh yeah, I'm a camper!" With a quirky design featuring deer, tents, and mountains, these brown socks with white bubble lettering will make you the envy of any campground.
A pair of crew socks in grey with red cuffs. The socks feature teal and red balloons, a dancing figure, and the text 'It's My Birthday'.
It's My Birthday
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$12.00
It's My Birthday
$12.00
Celebrate the most special day of the year with the It's My Birthday socks! These sensationally soft gray crew socks feature happy red toes, heels, and cuffs that will make you want to tap dance wherever you go. The words "It's My Birthday" are splashed across one sock, while the...
A pair of blue crew socks with red cuffs. The design includes an upward-pointing arrow, the words "Awesome Teacher", apples, and papers with A+ grades.
Awesome Teacher
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$11.00
Awesome Teacher
$11.00
Show your appreciation for the educator in your life with a pair of Awesome Teacher novelty socks! These witty socks feature a pattern of bright red apples and sheets of paper with the letter 'A' surrounded by a red cuff and toe. The words 'Awesome Teacher' are proudly displayed vertically...
Pair of grey crew socks with a repeating pattern of iced coffee cups, showing brown drinks, white ice, and yellow & red straws.
Iced Coffee
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Iced Coffee
$14.00
A refreshing pattern of iced coffee drinks covers these grey crew socks. Each clear cup visible on this side holds a light brown beverage with white ice cubes inside. You'll spot some cups with bright yellow straws and others with bold red straws, adding a nice pop of color against...
Crew socks in grey and black, featuring a black lab portrait and paw print design.  Text reads 'I love my Black Lab'.
I Love My Black Lab
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$12.00
I Love My Black Lab
$12.00
Meet the I Love My Black Lab socks the pawfect accessory for dog enthusiasts and fashionistas alike! These unisex socks feature adorable black dog heads, playful paw prints, and a heartwarming message on the bottom. Express your unwavering love for your furry friend while rocking these cozy and stylish socks....
Pair of crew socks in yellow and purple.  The socks have black upward arrows, tribal-inspired accents, and the words 'Awesome Son'.
Awesome Son
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$12.00
Awesome Son
$12.00
Brighten your day with these bold purple and yellow crew socks with a funky geometric pattern. With the words "Awesome Son" knitted in black, orange, and yellow across the front, these novelty socks will remind you of your awesomeness every step of the way. Perfect for everyday wear, they'll add...
Pair of crew socks, white with blue accents. One sock says "I cannot adult today," the other features a cat illustration and "Tom Does Good."
Adult Today
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$12.00
Adult Today
$12.00
**Novelty Socks Description:** Embrace the chaos with these socks, featuring a cat peering out a window while declaring, "I cannot adult today" and "Tom does good." These white socks with blue trim are a humorous reminder that even adults are allowed to take a break. Perfect for any day you'd...
Crew socks with a dark brown background, orange paw prints, and a Goldendoodle image. Text says 'I'm a Goldendoodle'.
I Love My Goldendoodle
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$12.00
I Love My Goldendoodle
$12.00
Strut your fluff and celebrate your furry best friend with these I Love My Goldendoodle novelty socks. Featuring a playful pattern of brown paw prints and a heartwarming photo of a Goldendoodle, these socks are the paw-fect way to show off your love for your four-legged companion. Made for both...
Black knee-high socks with pink and yellow roses, green stripes, and text reading I'm a Delicate Fucking Flower.
Delicate Flower
Knee High SocksCool Socks
$18.00
Delicate Flower
$18.00
Show off your true personality with knee-high socks that pair perfectly with a heavy dose of attitude. Set against a pitch-black background, a scattered pattern of pink and yellow roses covers the foot and leg. Bold athletic stripes in dark green and tan frame the ankle and upper calf for...
Pair of blue crew socks with yellow cuffs.  Features a fun BBQ design with hot dogs, burgers, and grilling tools.
Awesome Grill Master
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$12.00
Awesome Grill Master
$12.00
Who says grilling has to be boring? These crew socks feature a fun pattern of grilling-related items, so you can show off your grilling prowess while keeping your feet comfy. Whether you're the king or queen of the backyard barbecue or just a weekend warrior, these socks are sure to...
Pair of taupe crew socks with a brown bulldog face and brown paw prints.  Text reads 'I Love My Bulldog'.
I Love My Bulldog
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$12.00
I Love My Bulldog
$12.00
These paws-itively adorable socks feature bulldogs on a brown field of paw prints! The socks say "I Love My Bulldog" and are great for any dog lover with a sense of humor. Who knows, they might even make your bulldog smile! Check them out today!
Pair of brown crew socks with a yellow lab portrait and paw print design. Features beige cuffs and 'I Love My Yellow Lab' text.
I Love My Yellow Lab
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$12.00
I Love My Yellow Lab
$12.00
Ready for a walk on the wild side?! Slip into the I Love My Yellow Lab Paw Prints Socks, a delightful treat for your feet and a paw-some way to show your love for your furry best friend. With a mischievous yellow Labrador Retriever grin on one sock, and tiny...
Pair of crew socks in blue with brown and beige paw prints. Text reads: 'My Therapist Has Paws'.
My Therapist Has Paws
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$11.00
My Therapist Has Paws
$11.00
Everyone knows that dogs make great therapists, and now you can rep that with these blue crew socks with brown toes and heels, featuring allover brown and white paw prints. The perfect gift for the dog lover in your life!
Pair of red crew socks with a bold 'Go Fuck Your Selfie' message in white and blue. Features blue and white stripes.
Go Fuck Your Selfie
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Go Fuck Your Selfie
$15.00
Dress your feet in rebellion with these bold red socks, featuring crisp white accents that stand out like a loud whisper. Across the leg, they sport a daring message: "Go fuck your selfie"—because sometimes, the best statements are made below the knee. Perfect for those days when you want your...
A pair of blue crew socks with orange, teal, and white stripes, and a graphic of a dog skateboarding. Text reads 'Skate On Dawg'.
Skate On Dawg
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Skate On Dawg
$14.00
Blue socks with a skateboarding dog and the words 'Skate On Dawg' will make you the envy of all your friends. These crew socks are sure to get a laugh and brighten someone's day. So whether you're a skater or just a dog lover, these socks are perfect for you....
Pair of light blue crew socks with a navy blue cuff.  The socks feature a retro-style illustration of a man in a mask and witty text.
Mask
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Mask
$11.00
Mask Socks: For those times when you need a reminder that you're still the star of the show, even in a mask. These blue crew socks feature white stars and the words "Does This Mask Make Me Look Taller?" and "Stay Over There!" With a nod to our new normal,...
Pair of teal and gray crew socks. Features black arrow design, 'Awesome Bachelor' text, and geometric pattern at the cuff.
Awesome Bachelor
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$12.00
Awesome Bachelor
$12.00
Don these blue and gray geometric marvels and let your feet do the talking. Perfect for the discerning gentleman whose social status is as clear as his taste in exceptional footwear. Whether you're navigating the urban jungle or lounging in the man cave, these socks are a silent testament to...
Pair of crew socks; olive green with light blue accents; illustration of road trip scenes, including vans, mountains, and a campsite.
These Are My Road Trip Socks
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$12.00
These Are My Road Trip Socks
$12.00
Buckle up for adventure with these road trip-ready socks! With their vibrant black text and yellow, white, and blue graphics, these socks shout wanderlust like nobody's business. Picture this: a roadmap leads to a beach with a surfboard, then up the coast to mountains and a campfire under the stars....
Crew socks in olive green with acorns and a squirrel design.  The text 'Let's Get Nuts' is featured on the sock.
Let's Get Nuts
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$16.00
Let's Get Nuts
$16.00
These Let's Get Nuts socks say "I'm nuts about socks" without you having to say a word. Each pair of socks features a lively design of a squirrel holding an acorn on one sock and a pattern of acorns on the other. Perfect for people who are nuts about squirrels,...
Pair of white crew socks with maroon and red stripes and 'HOT DAD' text.  Retro style.
Hot Dad
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Hot Dad
$15.00
If someone in your life is a hot dad, these are the socks for them. Sporting a classic athletic-style design, these white socks proudly display "HOT DAD" in bold red letters at the top cuff. Just below the text, and again near the toe and heel, you'll find a cool...
Cunt
Cunt
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Cunt
$15.00
Our crew socks are anything but subtle, kicking off with an off-white body. Near the top, you'll find two bright pink stripes that frame a wider maroon band. Right across that maroon, the word 'CUNT' is spelled out boldly in off-white letters, making its presence known. Both the toes and...
Pair of off-white crew socks with a green 'My Garden Is My Therapist' design and light purple and teal stripes.
My Garden Is My Therapist
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
My Garden Is My Therapist
$15.00
There's a certain magic in watching plants thrive under your care, much like having a personal green therapist. Celebrate your love for all things leafy with these delightful socks that proclaim, "My Garden Is My Therapist." Whether your sanctuary is a lush oasis or a cozy nook of potted plants,...
Pair of crew socks, navy blue, teal, and orange. Design includes a campfire scene, pine trees, and the text 'I'd Rather Be Camping'.
Id Rather Be Camping
Crew SocksCool Socks
$13.00
Id Rather Be Camping
$13.00
These socks are for anyone whose happy place involves a tent, a campfire, and a starry night. They feature a deep blue background with bold white text that declares 'I'd Rather Be Camping' across the shin area. Below the lettering, a lighter blue sky reveals dark blue mountain silhouettes and...
Pair of crew socks in yellow, red, and black.  Features a cowgirl riding a horse, horseshoes, and the text 'This ain't my first rodeo'.
First Rodeo
Crew SocksCool Socks
$13.00
First Rodeo
$13.00
These socks play on the classic rodeo phrase with a fun twist for your feet. The upper part is a bright yellow, featuring black text that boldly states, 'this AIN'T MY'. Moving down, an orange mid-section shows off a black silhouette of a cowboy on a bucking horse, along with...
Cream crew socks with black cuffs.  'Book' and 'Nerd' are repeated in rainbow colors on the leg, with a small rainbow pride flag on the heel.
Book Nerd Pride
Crew SocksOut Of Print
$12.00
Book Nerd Pride
$12.00
Slip into a pair of Book Nerd Pride socks and let your feet do the talking! These white socks with black toes and heels feature a rainbow-colored pattern of the words "book" and "nerd" knitted into them. The words are arranged in a vertical column on each sock, and the...
A pair of crew socks showcasing a green pickle design. The pickles have cartoon faces and the text 'I'm kind of a big dill'.
Kind Of A Big Dill
Crew SocksOdd Sox
$15.00
Kind Of A Big Dill
$15.00
Say hello to the best kind of pickle - the one that makes your feet happy. These lively green socks feature a friendly, wide-eyed pickle face with a bright red mouth and dark brows. You'll also spot the classic pickle texture with those distinct dark green lines and curved shapes....
Pair of navy crew socks. One sock features a white and brown dog holding a stick with "branch manager" text in green. Grey heel and toe.
Branch Manager
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Branch Manager
$14.00
Your feet are in for a promotion with these navy blue socks. Visible on one side is an adorable white and brown dog, proudly holding a stick. Just beneath this industrious pup, the words "branch manager" are written in a vibrant green. Another part of a similar dog can be...
A pair of navy crew socks with a repeating pattern of golden retrievers and green martini glasses. Reddish-brown toes and heels. "Hard Licker" text.
Hard Licker
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Hard Licker
$14.00
Slipping on these dark blue socks is a nod to your favorite golden retriever - and maybe your favorite happy hour. They're covered in a fun, repeating pattern of golden dogs. You'll see some pups lounging around, while others sit upright, all with a tiny martini glass visible beside them,...
Black crew socks with a repeating pattern of white-outlined neon-style beer bottles, frothy mugs, and tall glasses in yellow and green.
Neon Beer
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Neon Beer
$14.00
Time for a cold one, or at least a sock that looks like it! These black socks are covered in awesome neon-style outlines of your favorite brews. You'll see glowing green beer bottles with a bright yellow center, ready for good times. There are also frothy beer mugs, outlined in...
Light beige crew socks with "I AM THE GOAT" text. Each sock shows part of the phrase and a brown goat graphic.
I Am The Goat
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
I Am The Goat
$14.00
Here are socks that make a statement without shouting. They come in a light, speckled beige, sporting a brown text that reads "I AM THE" on the visible side. Right below that, there's a detailed brown goat illustration. The design uses the goat graphic to finish the phrase, subtly declaring...
Pair of navy blue crew socks with a red cuff. The design features illustrations of doctors and nurses dancing, along with the text 'Awesome Doctor'.
Awesome Doctor
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$12.00
Awesome Doctor
$12.00
Awesome Doctor socks: Dance it off with the sassiest medics in town! These dark blue crew socks, made for both men and women, feature a vibrant pattern of cartoon doctors in white coats and surgical masks, dancing their hearts out. With the 'Awesome Doctor' text proudly displayed, these socks are...
Gray crew socks with a repeating pattern of black and white dogs, an orange arrow, and the text 'Awesome Dog Mom'.
Awesome Dog Mom
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$12.00
Awesome Dog Mom
$12.00
Doggone it, these Awesome Dog Mom socks are paw-some! Featuring a fun pattern of black and white doggos, these gray socks with a black heel and toe are sure to make you the top dog. With the words 'Awesome Dog Mom' printed vertically in red and orange letters on the...
Pair of crew socks in pink with gold and teal stripes. Text reads: 'I LIKE CATS MORE THAN PEOPLE'.
I Like Cats More Than People
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Like Cats More Than People
$15.00
These socks are for anyone who genuinely prefers a purr over small talk. They come in a soft light pink, featuring bold black text up the calf that clearly states "I LIKE CATS MORE THAN PEOPLE". Around the top cuff and down near the toes, you'll spot some neat stripes...
A pair of dark green crew socks with a white pattern of golf balls, clubs, tees, and pennants. The socks also say 'These are my golf socks'.
Theses Are My Golf Socks
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$12.00
Theses Are My Golf Socks
$12.00
FORE! Whether you're sinking a putt or hitting the links, your feet will feel great in these hole-in-one Golf Themed Socks. Show off your passion for the sport with these fun, cotton-blend socks featuring a pattern of golf balls, golf clubs, and the words "These Are My Golf Socks." Available...