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Women's Funny Socks

Oh Socks, you so funny! Why wear drab when you can wear fab? Our collection of funny socks for women will add an instant dash of joy to your boring stash of white, worn out tube socks. You're sure to find a perfect pair that will match that quirky, sarcastic sense of humor or yours. Find cool socks that featuring cute animals doing hilarious things or ones that speak your mind with sassy sweat word socks. You'll even find food socks that will satisfy those late night cravings. No matter the type of interest, style or personality, we got you covered - at least your toes.
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beige crew socks with brown acorn pattern and cartoon squirrel. for men and women.
Deez Nuts
Crew SocksSockologie
$13.00
Deez Nuts
$13.00
Deez Nuts: The Squirreliest Socks Ever Show off your nuttiness with these autumn-themed Deez Nuts squirrel socks! They're the perfect way to add a touch of fun and personality to your wardrobe. Made with a blend of cozy and soft materials, they come in a variety of sizes to fit...
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amusing gray and yellow striped crew length socks with "it's ok to fart" embroidered
It's Ok to Fart
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
It's Ok to Fart
$14.00
Did you know that only 1% of your farts smell? So it's ok to fart! Put on a pair of these funny men's novelty socks and let one rip! Each cool pair features the phrase, "It's ok to fart" in yellow words against a gray background. These old-school, gym-styled tube...
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women's crew socks in gray and black have a repeating pattern of an orange fox's face with the words 'zero fox given' underneath.
Zero Fox Given
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Zero Fox Given
$10.00
Got nothing to wear and need a quick pick-me-up? Throw on these Zero Fox Given socks and start your day with a laugh. These socks feature an adorable orange fox face with the words 'ZERO FOX GIVEN' underneath. Made for women with a crew length, these gray socks with black...
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light blue nap themed crew socks for men and women. no slip xl length stripe design. "i love naps" written in red and white and on the bottom of sock.
I Love Naps
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
I Love Naps
$14.00
Show off your passion for power naps with these bright blue, green and red socks with the words "I Love Naps" covering them from top to bottom. Dedicated to the art of snoozing, these socks are like tiny love letters to your favorite sleeping position. Since hearts and naps go...
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gray crew socks for women with blue pine trees, green forest, and black mountain pattern.
I'd Hike That
Crew SocksHot Sox
$8.00
I'd Hike That
$8.00
Take a hike with these cozy crew socks! These womens socks feature a blue toe, heel, and cuff with a pattern of blue and green pine trees and black mountains on a gray background. The title: "I'd Hike That," is a fun play on words that reflects the socks' hiking...
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gray crew socks with pink flamingo design wearing sunglasses and floating on inner tube. text on socks reads "don't flock with me today."
Don't Flock With Me Today
Crew SocksK Bell
$9.00
Don't Flock With Me Today
$9.00
Say Don't Flock With Me Today  in style with these fun, lighthearted crew socks for women! Picture this: a majestic flamingo wearing shades, chilling on a pink inner tube ”all while floating across your feet. Perfect for a dash of flamingo flair on your feet or a sassy statement...
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fun black crew socks with a pattern of cartoon vet dogs and red and white pills.
The Dogtor Is In
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
The Dogtor Is In
$10.00
Woof! Calling all dog lovers! Put your paws in a pair of our Doc Socks and let the fun begin! These playful socks feature a crew of cartoon dogs decked out in white lab coats and stethoscopes, ready to give you a thorough checkup. With a sprinkle of red and...
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 gray women's crew socks with cats, yarn balls, and "knit happens" in pink text.
Knit Happens
Crew SocksK Bell
$8.00
Knit Happens
$8.00
These gray socks with a vibrant pattern of multicolored yarn balls and cats prove that knit happens! The pink text on the socks reads "Knit Happens" which is sure to grab attention and a few chuckles. Bonus: These crew socks for women are as resilient as the cats on them!...
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blue crew socks feature smug orange cat sitting on the toilet with, "the cat is an asshole" text. funny cat gift socks.
The Cat
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$11.00
The Cat
$11.00
Have a cat-tastrophe with a "The Cat is an Asshole" sock! This blue pair features an orange cat with a smug grimace chilling on the bog, proving once and for all the age-old question. A hilarious gift for the cat or bathroom lover in your life. Wear them around the...
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gray crew socks with blue toes, heels, and cuffs. pattern of multicolored crafting supplies, including scissors, tape measures, yarn, and buttons. text "crafiness is happiness" and "crafters gonna craft" knit into socks. womens.
Crafts
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
Crafts
$10.00
Who says craftiness can't be cozy? Put on a pair of these "Crafts" crew socks and let your feet enjoy the softest yarns and coolest patterns. With their gray base, blue toes, heels, and cuffs, these socks are like a blank canvas just waiting for your next project. And with...
gray crew socks with pink teacups and "calm the hell down" text. perfect for sassy women who love tea.
Calm The Hell Down
Crew SocksK Bell
$8.00
Calm The Hell Down
$8.00
Calling all tea lovers and sassy queens! Slip into a pair of "Calm The Hell Down" socks and let the world know how you really feel. Featuring a gray background, vibrant pink teacups, and alternating pink and blue "Calm The Hell Down" text, these crew socks are the perfect blend...
It's Leg Day
It's Leg Day
Crew SocksSockologie
$13.00
It's Leg Day
$13.00
Attention, sock enthusiasts and pun aficionados! Introducing the It's Leg Day socks, where humor meets athleisure. Gray with a black toe and heel, these socks scream "drumstick workout!" The words "It's Leg Day" dance across them in orange and white, leaving no doubt about your fitness intentions. Get ready to...
gray crew socks for women with martini glass pattern and "i have mixed drinks about feelings" text.
I Have Mixed Drinks About Feelings
Crew SocksK Bell
$8.00
I Have Mixed Drinks About Feelings
$8.00
One too many or not too many at all? We're not sure where the limit is anymore. These fun socks will have you feeling tipsy in your toes! Each cool pair of gray and teal crew socks features a colorful pattern of mixed drinks with the phrase "I have mixed...
  gray crew socks with coffee cup, bean pattern and "espresso yourself" text
Espresso Yourself
Crew SocksK Bell
$9.00
Espresso Yourself
$9.00
Rise and grind with a steaming cup of java in your sole! Our "Espresso Yourself" socks feature a fun pattern of coffee cups, beans, and the encouraging phrase to motivate you throughout the day. Brew-tiful, cozy, and sure to keep your toes perky, these caffeine-inspired socks are the perfect pick-me-up...
gray crew socks with red toes and heels. wording on the socks reads "i can't hear you...you're muted"
You Are Muted
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
You Are Muted
$10.00
Think you've heard all the sock jokes? Think again! These "You're Muted" novelty socks will get a laugh from anyone who can hear you coming from a mile away. We're talking sassy socks for women. They're grey with red toes and heels, and have red text that says "I Can't...
 dumpster fire crew socks: green dumpster fires on gray background, green toes/heels. womens.
Dumpster Fire
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Dumpster Fire
$10.00
Dumpster Fire socks: When life throws you trash, put on these crew socks. Featuring a vibrant pattern of green dumpster fires with yellow and orange flames on a gray background, these socks will remind you that even amidst the chaos, you can keep your cool and stay fire. The green...
light blue and grey no show socks with cartoon orange lifting weights.
Weight Lifting Orange 2 Pack
Crew SocksHot Sox
$8.00
Weight Lifting Orange 2 Pack
$8.00
The Weight Lifting Orange 2 Pack socks are a bundle of fun and energy. One sock is light blue with dark blue and orange stripes, the other is gray with a cartoon orange crushing it at the gym. Just like Larry Wheels, these socks are made to withstand the toughest...
gray "you're on mute" crew socks for women with pink & black lettering.
You're On Mute
Crew SocksK Bell
$8.00
You're On Mute
$8.00
You're On Mute: The Sassiest Socks That Tell It Like It Is! Tired of saying, "You're On Mute" during Zoom meetings and webinars? Now you can let your socks do the talking for you! These gray crew socks feature attention-grabbing pink and black letters that boldly declare, "You're On Mute."...
light gray crew socks with blue toes & heels featuring "here comes a roller skater" in red & yellow letters.
Here Comes A Roller Skater Gym
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Here Comes A Roller Skater Gym
$14.00
Get ready to roll into style with our Here Comes A Roller Skater Gym socks! These light gray crew beauties will have you gliding through the day with their blue toes and heels that'll make you feel like you're living on cloud 9. Plus, the bold red and yellow lettering...
 women's dark blue crew socks with light gray toe and heel. features pink cat with sunglasses and 'check meowt' text.
Check Meowt
Crew SocksK Bell
$8.00
Check Meowt
$8.00
When you are a cool cat, people can't help but notice. Wear these purrfectly silly socks to let them all know you're the cat's meow! Each fun pair of gray and navy crew socks features a sketched heart print in pink with a super awesome cat wearing shades above the...
pixelated pink piggy bank pattern gray crew socks for women.
Piggy Bank
Crew SocksHot Sox
$8.00
Piggy Bank
$8.00
Piggy Bank Pix Perfect Socks: These pink piggy bank-patterned socks are as cute as your childhood piggy bank! Our crew length socks are knit with fine fibers to fit women's feet perfectly. Made with a blend of nylon, polyester, cotton, spandex and rubber. Sock care: machine wash and tumble dry...
crew length gray women's socks with green and pink lettering 'like guac i'm extra'.
Like Guac I'm Extra
Crew SocksK Bell
$8.00
Like Guac I'm Extra
$8.00
Spice up your wardrobe and style with these Like Guac I'm Extra Crew Socks designed for women. The socks are a gray backdrop to a bright pink and green 'Like Guac I'm Extra' lettering. These socks are perfect for enjoying a bowl of guac and chips, hanging with friends at...
gray crew socks with pink striped pattern, bicycle graphics, and "cycologist" text.
Cycologist
Crew SocksK Bell
$8.00
Cycologist
$8.00
Pedal to your own rhythm in these comfy gray crew socks. With a playful pattern of pink bicycles and the word "CYCOLOGIST" repeated throughout, they're sure to put a smile on your face and on the faces of those you pass by. Whether you're a cycling enthusiast or just a...
gray floral crew socks with wtf in bold white letters.
WTF
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$11.00
WTF
$11.00
Looking for socks that say it all without saying a word? Look no further than our sassy WTF crew socks. With their gray floral pattern and bold white lettering, these socks are the perfect way to add a touch of fun and personality to your everyday look. Whether you're rocking...
knee high 'can of whoop ass' novelty print grey and red funny women's whoop themed fun word play streetwear clothing.
Can of Whoop Ass
Knee High SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Can of Whoop Ass
$12.00
These Can of Whoop Ass Knee High Socks for Women will have you dishing out plenty of laughs this season. With a witty "WHOOP" can design, you'll find yourself in splits of laughter. These grey beauties feature adorable can openers sitting above the text. Be sure to wear a fresh...
  gray crew socks with thanksgiving-themed food pattern and "here for the food" in black
Here For The Food
Crew SocksHot Sox
$8.00
Here For The Food
$8.00
Strut your stuff in style with our Here For The Food socks, a Thanksgiving-themed treat for your feet. Featuring a delightful pattern of pie, turkey, and apples, these socks will make you the life of the party. The words 'Here for the Food' printed on the socks in black add...
gray crew socks feature a pattern of yellow lemons with blue eyes meditating in a lotus position, promoting a sense of calm and serenity.
Lemon Meditation
Crew SocksHot Sox
$8.00
Lemon Meditation
$8.00
Pucker up and prepare to be puckled with glee because these socks are lemon zest-y! Picture a garden party in your feet, where gray socks play host to a group of meditating lemons, their yellow bodies and blue eyes exuding inner peace. Join the lemon circle and let the day's...
crazy bitch crew socks, gray with red broken hearts, "crazy" and "bitch" printed in white.
Crazy Bitch
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
Crazy Bitch
$12.00
Meet our Crazy Bitch Crew Socks, the perfect pick-me-up for your wardrobe and your mood. These gray socks feature a pattern of red broken hearts and the words "crazy" and "bitch" in white. On each sock is a sassy lady with brown hair and red lips. They're sure to add...
 white crew socks with red and teal stripes, red toe and heel. feature the words 'sworn to fun loyal to none'. for men and women.
Sworn To Fun Loyal To None
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Sworn To Fun Loyal To None
$14.00
From the land of sass and style comes the 'Sworn To Fun Loyal to None' socks. Adorned with slender red and teal stripes and bold red at the toe and heel, these socks embody the perfect mix of sass and spirit. Each pair features the words 'Sworn To Fun Loyal...
gray crew socks with cartoon of people in meeting. one person is saying "this ing" and pointing at flip chart. another person is saying "fuck this meeting".
Fuck This Meeting
Crew SocksCool Socks
$13.00
Fuck This Meeting
$13.00
Been to a lot of boring meetings lately, but afraid to say anything? Take a stand and scream from the soles of your feet with our "Fuck This Meeting" gray crew socks. They'll show everyone exactly how you feel. Plus, who knows, maybe your boss will get the hint and...
women's crew socks with an all-over acorn pattern, squirrel graphic, and "let's get nuts" text.
Let's Get Nuts
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$11.00
Let's Get Nuts
$11.00
In this world of nuts, acorns are getting all the attention! Jump on the tree and crack open a few laughs in these "Let's Get Nuts" novelty socks featuring an adorable squirrel stashing acorns away for the winter on one foot, and an all-over acorn pattern on the other, all...
socks that are gray with a black toe and heel. they have a pattern of dogs in various sploot positions. the word 'sploot!' is written in black text next to each dog.
Sploot
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Sploot
$10.00
Adorned with black accents and playful corgis caught mid-sploot, these socks are more than just a comfy cover for your feet—they’re a tribute to the art of lounging with flair. Who needs a red carpet when you have your own entourage of royal pups decorating your steps? Perfect for anyone...
iced coffee coffee themed womens  grey novelty crew socks
Iced Coffee
Crew SocksHot Sox
$9.00
Iced Coffee
$9.00
Iced Coffee Socks by Hot Sox are the perfect gift for that socks lover in your life. These coffee themed womens crew socks come in multiple color Options and fit Women's Shoe Size 4-10.5. Made of 48% Cotton 25% Nylon 25% Polyester 2% Spandex for comfort and durability. A pair...
fun and festive novelty socks in gray, blue, and black with the words "too old to party too young to retire"
Too Old To Party Too Young To Retire
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Too Old To Party Too Young To Retire
$14.00
Rock your day with a pair of socks that scream "Too Old To Party, Too Young To Retire" louder than a teenager at a concert! Imagine strutting around, feet decked in these hilarious conversation starters, telling the world you've got the spirit of a spring chicken but enjoy the 9...
white socks with pink/purple stripes, pink toes/heels, and "it's not easy being a bitch" knitted in. length: crew. for men and women.
It's Not Easy Being a Bitch
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
It's Not Easy Being a Bitch
$14.00
Are you a baddie who's always got a sassy remark up your sleeve? Then these socks are perfect for you! The bright, contrasting colors and the bold, upfront message will let everyone know that you're not one to mess with. Plus, they're super comfy, so you can wear them all...
white crew socks with black and yellow text "cocktails first...questions later". green stripes, yellow toe, heel. for men and women.
Cocktails First Questions Later
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Cocktails First Questions Later
$14.00
Cocktails First Questions Later Socks: Raise a glass to these boozy beauties! "Cocktails First, Questions Later" socks are the perfect accessory for your next happy hour. These crew socks are made for both men and women and feature white fabric with a black and yellow text design that reads "Cocktails...
i'm in no shape to exercise socks: gray with blue and orange stripes, crew length, for men and women, featuring a funny message.
I'm In No Shape To Exercise
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
I'm In No Shape To Exercise
$14.00
Get ready to kick your feet up or take on the gym with a cheeky twist! Our "I'm In No Shape To Exercise" socks are here to add a splash of humor to your day, whether you're sprinting or just lounging. Decked out in cool gray with snazzy blue and...
 gray crew socks with green cuff, yellow toe and heel. depicting a dancing avocado, tortilla chips scattered about and text: "avocado nut".
Avocado Nut
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
Avocado Nut
$10.00
Draped in a sleek gray with zesty yellow toes and heels, these socks are finished with a snappy green cuff that's as fresh as a garden salad. But that's just the garnish on top! Wiggle your toes into the real party, featuring a suave avocado showing off its smooth moves...
gray crew socks with blue toe and heel. pink words pregnant af and 2 pink baby feet.
Pregnant AF
Crew SocksHot Sox
$8.00
Pregnant AF
$8.00
Get a good chuckle in these maternity socks that'll have you laughing through those pregnancy pains. They're gray with blue toes and heels, with the words Pregnant AF in pink lettering, complete with tiny baby feet. Put your feet up in these comfy crew-length socks and show off your growing...
gray mushroom socks with red polka dots and "shiitake happens" printed. crew length, women's.
Shii-take
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$11.00
Shii-take
$11.00
Looking for a fun and funky way to show off your unique personality? Look no further than our Shii-take Happens Mushroom Socks! These cozy and comfortable gray socks feature a playful design of bright red mushrooms with white spots, sure to put a smile on your face and get you...
gray crew socks with red and white text reading 'running late is my cardio'. red toe and heel.
Cardio
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
Cardio
$10.00
Cardio Crew Socks: These socks are the ultimate workout wear for anyone who loves to take it easy. 'Running late is my cardio' is emblazoned on these gray crew socks with red and white text. Perfect for the gym or a lazy day on the couch, these socks let everyone...
no show womens pear themed low-cut socks with running pear design for everyday wear
Running Pear 2 Pack
Crew SocksHot Sox
$8.00
Running Pear 2 Pack
$8.00
Got low-cut socks? Pear-fect! Our Running Pear 2 Pack delivers a dose of fruity fun. Perfect for a casual outing or a day spent running errands, these socks will keep you feeling and looking fresh. Featuring a green pear with a cheeky smile, red headband, and gray sneakers, these socks...
gray crew socks with breakup text message pattern for women. funny socks, emoji socks
Dump Him Text
Crew SocksK Bell
$10.00
Dump Him Text
$10.00
Breakup text socks for Women: Keep your feet cozy and stylish with our amusing gray crew socks featuring a hilarious breakup text message exchange and emotional emojis ”a reminder that even the messiest breakups can have an "OMG JK" moment.