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Women's Funny Socks

Oh Socks, you so funny! Why wear drab when you can wear fab? Our collection of funny socks for women will add an instant dash of joy to your boring stash of white, worn out tube socks. You're sure to find a perfect pair that will match that quirky, sarcastic sense of humor or yours. Find cool socks that featuring cute animals doing hilarious things or ones that speak your mind with sassy sweat word socks. You'll even find food socks that will satisfy those late night cravings. No matter the type of interest, style or personality, we got you covered - at least your toes.
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Pair of grey crew socks with hot pink cuffs and heel.  Black text reads 'It's Not Easy Being a Bitch'.
It's Not Easy Being a Bitch
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
It's Not Easy Being a Bitch
$15.00
Are you a baddie who's always got a sassy remark up your sleeve? Then these socks are perfect for you! The bright, contrasting colors and the bold, upfront message will let everyone know that you're not one to mess with. Plus, they're super comfy, so you can wear them all...
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Pair of white crew socks with yellow and lime green stripes.  Text reads: 'Cocktails First Questions Later'.
Cocktails First Questions Later
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Cocktails First Questions Later
$15.00
Cocktails First Questions Later Socks: Raise a glass to these boozy beauties! "Cocktails First, Questions Later" socks are the perfect accessory for your next happy hour. These crew socks are made for both men and women and feature white fabric with a black and yellow text design that reads "Cocktails...
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Crew socks in light grey and red.  The design features the words 'I can't hear you. You're MUTED!' with a mute symbol.
You Are Muted
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
You Are Muted
$10.00
Think you've heard all the sock jokes? Think again! These "You're Muted" novelty socks will get a laugh from anyone who can hear you coming from a mile away. We're talking sassy socks for women. They're grey with red toes and heels, and have red text that says "I Can't...
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Pair of crew socks, grey and black color options, featuring a repeating pattern of pink piggy banks with coins.
Piggy Bank
Crew SocksHot Sox
$8.00
Piggy Bank
$8.00
Piggy Bank Pix Perfect Socks: These pink piggy bank-patterned socks are as cute as your childhood piggy bank! Our crew length socks are knit with fine fibers to fit women's feet perfectly. Made with a blend of nylon, polyester, cotton, spandex and rubber. Sock care: machine wash and tumble dry...
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Pair of women's crew socks in gray with brown coffee bean polka dots and a coffee cup graphic that says "Fully Caffinated." Pink accents at the heel and toe.
Fully Caffeinated
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$13.00
Fully Caffeinated
$13.00
Looking for fun socks that'll fill you with energy? Sip on this new pair! They'll make you stand out or blend in while hiding a lazy day at home. They've got coffee beans and a "Fully Caffeinated" coffee cup on one sock. If that's not enough to get you morning-ready,...
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Pair of crew socks, grey and pink, featuring a pattern of cute meditating lemons.
Lemon Meditation
Crew SocksHot Sox
$8.00
Lemon Meditation
$8.00
Pucker up and prepare to be puckled with glee because these socks are lemon zest-y! Picture a garden party in your feet, where gray socks play host to a group of meditating lemons, their yellow bodies and blue eyes exuding inner peace. Join the lemon circle and let the day's...
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Pair of grey crew socks with a retro-style graphic. The design includes a palm tree and the word 'Beachy' in multicolored stripes.
Beachy
Crew SocksK Bell
$8.00
Beachy
$8.00
Seas the day in style and comfort with these vibrant Beachy socks for women. Featuring a lively pattern of palm trees in rainbow colors, these crew-length socks will make you feel like you're on the beach, even when you're stuck in the office. Plus, they're made with super-soft cotton for...
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Crew socks in olive green with a playful squirrel design and acorn pattern. 'Let's Get Nuts' text is partially visible.
Let's Get Nuts
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$13.00
Let's Get Nuts
$13.00
In this world of nuts, acorns are getting all the attention! Jump on the tree and crack open a few laughs in these "Let's Get Nuts" novelty socks featuring an adorable squirrel stashing acorns away for the winter on one foot, and an all-over acorn pattern on the other, all...
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Pair of grey crew socks with black frying pans and fried eggs. Pink toes, white drop shapes, and "Sunny Side" text.
Sunny Side
Crew SocksHot Sox
$8.00
Sunny Side
$8.00
Add a bit of breakfast cheer to your step with these grey crew socks. They're covered in a fun pattern of black frying pans, each holding a perfectly cooked sunny-side up egg with a bright yellow yolk. Scattered around are small white shapes that look like little drops, giving the...
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Pair of dark grey crew socks featuring embroidered green cat-cacti in orange pots. Fun and quirky design.
Cat Cactus
Crew SocksHot Sox
$8.00
Cat Cactus
$8.00
Hey, cat-cactus enthusiasts! Strut your stuff in these purr-fect socks featuring our feline friends sporting pots-as-hats with cactuses sprouting out! These gray crew socks for women will make you smile while you think about fun kitty facts.
A pair of grey crew socks with neon yellow stripes and the phrase "Who Gives A Crap?" in white.
Who Gives A Crap?
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Who Gives A Crap?
$15.00
Dark blue-grey socks that tell it like it is. The visible cuff features wide cream stripes bordered by thin lime green lines. Below that, the phrase 'WHO GIVES A CRAP?' stands out in bold lime green text, set against more cream horizontal stripes. The other shown sock displays a continuation...
Grey crew socks with a pattern of white knives and the text 'No Spoons Only Knives'.  Black heel and toe.
No Spoons Only Knives
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
No Spoons Only Knives
$12.00
You know what?Æs sharper than your average kitchen gadget? A good, sharp knife?ùand these socks prove it! Embrace your inner chef with a design that celebrates those killer knife skills. Practice makes perfect, baby, and these gray socks with a black and white knife pattern and the words "No Spoons...
Women's crew socks, grey and white, featuring adorable illustrations of corgis in a 'sploot' position with the word 'SPLOOT!'
Sploot
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Sploot
$12.00
Adorned with black accents and playful corgis caught mid-sploot, these socks are more than just a comfy cover for your feet?Çöthey?ÇÖre a tribute to the art of lounging with flair. Who needs a red carpet when you have your own entourage of royal pups decorating your steps? Perfect for anyone...
Pair of taupe crew socks featuring a cartoon squirrel holding acorns and the phrase 'Deez Nuts'.  Acorn pattern repeats on the sock.
Deez Nuts
Crew SocksSockologie
$13.00
Deez Nuts
$13.00
Deez Nuts: The Squirreliest Socks Ever Show off your nuttiness with these autumn-themed Deez Nuts squirrel socks! They're the perfect way to add a touch of fun and personality to your wardrobe. Made with a blend of cozy and soft materials, they come in a variety of sizes to fit...
Pair of crew socks, dark grey with orange and white 'It's Leg Day' text and chicken leg illustrations repeating across the fabric.
It's Leg Day
Crew SocksSockologie
$13.00
It's Leg Day
$13.00
Attention, sock enthusiasts and pun aficionados! Introducing the It's Leg Day socks, where humor meets athleisure. Gray with a black toe and heel, these socks scream "drumstick workout!" The words "It's Leg Day" dance across them in orange and white, leaving no doubt about your fitness intentions. Get ready to...
A pair of grey crew socks featuring a repeated pattern of black mute icons and the phrase 'You're On Mute' in pink.
You're On Mute
Crew SocksK Bell
$8.00
You're On Mute
$8.00
You're On Mute: The Sassiest Socks That Tell It Like It Is! Tired of saying, "You're On Mute" during Zoom meetings and webinars? Now you can let your socks do the talking for you! These gray crew socks feature attention-grabbing pink and black letters that boldly declare, "You're On Mute."...
Pair of grey crew socks with light blue heels and toes.  'Pregnant AF' is printed on the socks along with pink baby footprints.
Pregnant AF
Crew SocksHot Sox
$8.00
Pregnant AF
$8.00
Get a good chuckle in these maternity socks that'll have you laughing through those pregnancy pains. They're gray with blue toes and heels, with the words Pregnant AF in pink lettering, complete with tiny baby feet. Put your feet up in these comfy crew-length socks and show off your growing...
Pair of gray crew socks with Thanksgiving-themed illustrations: pie, turkey, apples, and the text 'Here for the Food'.
Here For The Food
Crew SocksHot Sox
$8.00
Here For The Food
$8.00
Strut your stuff in style with our Here For The Food socks, a Thanksgiving-themed treat for your feet. Featuring a delightful pattern of pie, turkey, and apples, these socks will make you the life of the party. The words 'Here for the Food' printed on the socks in black add...
Crew socks in gray and red. The sock features the text 'Running Late Is My Cardio' and a red heartbeat graphic.
Cardio
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
Cardio
$10.00
Cardio Crew Socks: These socks are the ultimate workout wear for anyone who loves to take it easy. 'Running late is my cardio' is emblazoned on these gray crew socks with red and white text. Perfect for the gym or a lazy day on the couch, these socks let everyone...
Pair of off-white crew socks with teal stripes and red cuffs. Text reads 'Sworn to Fun Loyal to None'.
Sworn To Fun Loyal To None
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Sworn To Fun Loyal To None
$15.00
From the land of sass and style comes the 'Sworn To Fun Loyal to None' socks. Adorned with slender red and teal stripes and bold red at the toe and heel, these socks embody the perfect mix of sass and spirit. Each pair features the words 'Sworn To Fun Loyal...
Two ankle socks; one coral, one gray with a cute cartoon pear design.  Both socks have coral and white stripes at the top.
Running Pear 2 Pack
Crew SocksHot Sox
$8.00
Running Pear 2 Pack
$8.00
Got low-cut socks? Pear-fect! Our Running Pear 2 Pack delivers a dose of fruity fun. Perfect for a casual outing or a day spent running errands, these socks will keep you feeling and looking fresh. Featuring a green pear with a cheeky smile, red headband, and gray sneakers, these socks...
Grey crew socks with a light blue text message design featuring emojis like a broken heart and poop. The text says 'we broke up!' and 'OMG! JK!'
Dump Him Text
Crew SocksK Bell
$10.00
Dump Him Text
$10.00
Breakup text socks for Women: Keep your feet cozy and stylish with our amusing gray crew socks featuring a hilarious breakup text message exchange and emotional emojis ”a reminder that even the messiest breakups can have an "OMG JK" moment.
Pair of light grey crew socks with purple cuffs. Design includes 'Proud Gay Dad' text and rainbow hearts.
Proud Gay Dad
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Proud Gay Dad
$15.00
The rainbow has long been a symbol of diversity and pride, and these socks capture that spirit perfectly. Crafted with care for those amazing dads who proudly love other dads, these unisex, one-size-fits-most gym socks are your new go-to for comfort and style. Made in the USA, the gray cotton...