Sassy Socks

Women's

Sassy Socks

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Swearing in public is risky. Swearing on your socks is perfect. You get all the satisfaction of saying something sharp without the social fallout, broadcasting your mood to anyone paying attention while maintaining plausible deniability. This collection is built for people who prefer their humor direct and their accessories unapologetic.

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  • [lf] I'm Burned Out Yo

    I'm Burned Out Yo

    I'm Burned Out Yo

    Women's Crew Socks
    $12
  • Off-white crew socks with a navy heel and toe, featuring pink and navy stripes and the text Mommy Needs A Cigarette.

    Mommy Needs A Cigarette

    Mommy Needs A Cigarette

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $15
  • Black "Shit Happens" crew socks with white text and stripes, ribbed cuff, and contrast cream heel and toe.

    Shit Happens

    Shit Happens

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $15
  • Pair of black crew socks featuring a playful text message design with emojis of a kiss, lipstick, pizza, and a speech bubble saying 'Don't leave me!'

    Drunk Food Text

    Drunk Food Text

    Women's Crew Socks
    $10
  • Light pink crew socks with SEXY BITCH in black text, framed by hot pink and orange stripes with bright orange toe and heel.

    Sexy Bitch

    Sexy Bitch

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $15
  • Bright blue retro crew socks with DOWN TO CLOWN in yellow text on a wide orange stripe, plus orange heel and toe accents.

    Down to Clown

    Down to Clown

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $15
  • Chocolate brown crew socks with "Chocolate Is My Therapist" in white text, cream accents, and white stripes.

    Chocolate Is My Therapist

    Chocolate Is My Therapist

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $15
  • Pair of white crew socks with purple and lime green details. Checkered stripes and 'So Outta Here' text are featured on the socks.

    So Outta Here

    So Outta Here

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $15
  • A pair of white crew socks with red and purple stripes and the words 'BUH BYE HATERS' printed on the leg.

    Buh Bye Haters

    Buh Bye Haters

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $15
  • Grey crew socks with a light blue text message design featuring emojis like a broken heart and poop. The text says 'we broke up!' and 'OMG! JK!'

    Dump Him Text

    Dump Him Text

    Women's Crew Socks
    $10
  • Pair of pastel pink crew socks with an 'Oh, Honey' pixelated message, rainbow, and orange butterflies.

    Oh, Honey

    Oh, Honey

    Women's Crew Socks
    $12
  • A pair of black crew socks with yellow and red stripes. The socks feature the text 'KILL YOUR PHONE LIVE YOUR LIFE' in yellow.

    Kill Your Phone Live Your Life

    Kill Your Phone Live Your Life

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $15
  • A pair of grey crew socks with neon yellow stripes and the phrase "Who Gives A Crap?" in white.

    Who Gives A Crap?

    Who Gives A Crap?

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $15
  • A pair of purple crew socks with teal and pink stripes. The words "SUGAR MAMA" are displayed in retro-style lettering.

    Sugar Mama

    Sugar Mama

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $15
  • A pair of pink crew socks with teal cuffs and yellow stripes. Black text reads 'If You Can't Tone It, Tan It'.

    If You Can't Tone It, Tan It

    If You Can't Tone It, Tan It

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $15
  • Pair of black crew socks with pink cuffs and toes. Features a floral design and the text 'I'm a Fancy Bitch' in pink.

    I'm A Fancy Bitch

    I'm A Fancy Bitch

    Women's Crew Socks
    $12
  • Pair of black crew socks with pink horizontal stripes and a pink 'Babe' graphic. Small pink heart details accent the design.

    Babe Roll Top

    Babe Roll Top

    Women's Crew Socks
    $9
  • Pair of teal blue crew socks with navy and neon yellow stripes. The socks feature the text 'Buh Bye Doubters' in a bold font.

    Buh Bye Doubters

    Buh Bye Doubters

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $15
  • Purple crew socks featuring the words DARK AND TWISTED in white block letters, framed by green and light purple stripes.

    Dark & Twisted

    Dark & Twisted

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $15
  • Pair of crew socks with pink, orange, and yellow flowers on a green background and teal cuffs, heels, toes.

    Mother Of The Freakin' Year

    Mother Of The Freakin' Year

    Women's Crew Socks
    $14
  • Cream crew socks with a brown cuff. The socks are covered in red 'Fragile' stamps and 'Handle With Care' text with related icons.

    Handle With Care

    Handle With Care

    Women's Crew Socks
    $12
  • Fuck Off I'm Busy [mockup]

    Fuck Off I'm Busy

    Fuck Off I'm Busy

    Women's Crew Socks
    $15
  • Pair of crew socks in pink and grey, patterned with white cats wearing black and orange shirts with "GURRRL POWER" and "THE FUTURE IS FELINE".

    Future Is Feline

    Future Is Feline

    Women's Crew Socks
    $14
  • Heather grey crew sock with navy toe and heel, red stripes, and a smiling yellow trophy reading Social Gathering Survivor.
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    Social Gathering Survivor

    Social Gathering Survivor

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $15
  • Heathered cream sock with a pink-haired cowgirl, western hat, retro stripes, and Let's go Girls text.
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    Let's Go Girls

    Let's Go Girls

    Women's Crew Socks
    $15