A pair of pink crew socks with teal cuffs and yellow stripes.  Black text reads 'If You Can't Tone It, Tan It'.

If You Can't Tone It, Tan It

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$15
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A pair of pink crew socks with teal cuffs and yellow stripes.  Black text reads 'If You Can't Tone It, Tan It'.

If You Can't Tone It, Tan It

Unisex Crew Socks

These aren't your grandma's socks. Prepare for compliments.

$15

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4/9-4/17

Product Details
Size Women's size 6 US to Men's Size 15
Material 61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex.
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Bold, blunt, and ready for a laugh

Some socks whisper. These crew socks announce their opinion before anyone has even noticed your shoes. The bright, blocky lettering turns the whole leg into a punchy little editorial, with a sun-chasing line that reads like a wink from the pool deck. They have the kind of irreverent humor that works whether you wear them for a beach day, a backyard hangout, or simply because your drawer could use a pair with a sense of humor.

Made as unisex crew socks, they bring a playful mix of attitude and nostalgia without feeling fussy. The bold stripes, vivid contrast, and graphic text give outfits an easy focal point, especially with shorts, cuffed jeans, or sneakers that could use a louder companion. They wear like a joke with surprisingly good timing, which is exactly why they tend to get noticed. For anyone who likes their accessories with a little mischief, these socks make a memorable gift and an even better conversation starter.

Materials
61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex.
Fit
Women's size 6 US to Men's Size 15

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