Pair of crew socks, white with blue accents. One sock says "I cannot adult today," the other features a cat illustration and "Tom Does Good."

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Pair of crew socks, white with blue accents. One sock says "I cannot adult today," the other features a cat illustration and "Tom Does Good."

Adult Today

Unisex Crew Socks

Adulting is optional. Comfort is mandatory.

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4/9-4/17

Product Details
Size One Size Fits Most
Material 65% Cotton, 33% Nylon, 2% Spandex
Care Machine Wash Cold With Like Colors. Do Not Bleach. Tumble Dry Low Heat.
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For the days when adulthood can wait

Some mornings call for a full calendar. Others call for a closed sign on the door and a little mercy. These unisex crew socks capture that very specific mood with a playful storefront design, a hand-drawn look, and the sort of dry humor that makes people glance down twice. The message is clear enough to be funny, but casual enough to wear without feeling like you have to explain yourself.

The crisp blue and white palette keeps the design clean and easy to pair with jeans, joggers, or a work-from-home uniform that is trying its best. The illustrated panels give these crew socks a quirky, graphic feel, so they add personality without overwhelming the rest of an outfit. They bring a little character to everyday wear and make a smart pick for anyone who appreciates subtle jokes with a wink.

They also make a very giftable pair for friends, siblings, coworkers, or anyone who has ever needed a sign that says, in effect, not today. The humor is familiar, the style is easy to wear, and the whole thing lands somewhere between relatable and charmingly defiant.

Materials
65% Cotton, 33% Nylon, 2% Spandex
Care
Machine Wash Cold With Like Colors. Do Not Bleach. Tumble Dry Low Heat.
Fit
One Size Fits Most

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