Alcohol Doesn't Solve Any Problems

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Alcohol Doesn't Solve Any Problems

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Alcohol Doesn't Solve Any Problems

Unisex Crew Socks

Sip on this: They're comfy, they're funny, and they're 100% guaranteed to make you smile (even if they don't solve all your problems).

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4/9-4/17

Size US Men 6-11 & Women 7.5-12

Material 70% Cotton, 28% Polyester, 2% Elastic

Care Machine Wash Cold With Like Colors. Do Not Bleach. Tumble Dry Low Heat.

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Filed underAlcohol Beer Crew Father's Day Food & Drink Funny Mens Socks Unisex Womens Words

Black socks with white text that reads "Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again neither does milk" - a tongue in cheek joke and memento that even the greatest beverages can't fix life's biggest problems. Designed to fit all people, these unisex, crew-length socks let you express your playful side while reminding you to enjoy life's little ironies.

Materials: 70% Cotton, 28% Polyester, 2% Elastic
Care: Machine Wash Cold With Like Colors. Do Not Bleach. Tumble Dry Low Heat.
Fit: US Men 6-11 & Women 7.5-12