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Mens | Always Use Your Whole Ass Crew Socks
  • Pair of brown crew socks with light blue cuffs and toes. They feature donkeys and the text
  • Single brown crew sock with blue cuff, heel, and toe, standing upright. Features donkeys and text 'NEVER HALF-ASS ANYTHING'.
  • Pair of brown crew socks with light blue cuffs and toes. They feature donkeys and the text
  • Single brown crew sock with blue cuff, heel, and toe, standing upright. Features donkeys and text 'NEVER HALF-ASS ANYTHING'.
  • Pair of brown crew socks with light blue cuffs and toes. They feature donkeys and the text
  • Single brown crew sock with blue cuff, heel, and toe, standing upright. Features donkeys and text 'NEVER HALF-ASS ANYTHING'.
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Always Use Your Whole Ass

Mens Crew Socks
Give it your all, starting with your feet.
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  • Size: One Size Fits Most
  • Material: 65% Cotton, 33% Nylon, 2% Spandex
  • by: Primitives by Kathy
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Never Half-Ass Anything Always Use Your Whole Ass
These socks are all about getting things done right. They're a dark brown, almost chocolate, with bright sky blue cuffs, toes, and heels. You've got little donkeys - or 'asses' - printed all over, in various positions. Some are shown walking, others are giving you a full view of their backside, complete with a little blue burst design around one of them. The text "NEVER HALF-ASS ANYTHING" runs down the side, and then the phrase "ALWAYS USE YOUR WHOLE ASS" is also visible on the foot, encouraging you to give your best. They're a fun reminder to put in full effort, delivered with a bit of a wink.
Details:
  • Color Family: Brown
  • Size: One Size Fits Most
  • Words: "Never Half-Ass Anything Always Use Your Whole Ass "
  • Material: 65% Cotton, 33% Nylon, 2% Spandex
  • Care: Machine Wash Cold With Like Colors. Do Not Bleach. Tumble Dry Low Heat.
  • UPC: 190134151119
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Always Use Your Whole Ass

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