Pair of brown crew socks with light blue cuffs and toes. They feature donkeys and the text "NEVER HALF-ASS ANYTHING".

Always Use Your Whole Ass

One Size
$12
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Pair of brown crew socks with light blue cuffs and toes. They feature donkeys and the text "NEVER HALF-ASS ANYTHING".

Always Use Your Whole Ass

Men's Crew Socks

Give it your all, starting with your feet.

$12

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4/9-4/17

Product Details
Size One Size Fits Most
Material 65% Cotton, 33% Nylon, 2% Spandex
Care Machine Wash Cold With Like Colors. Do Not Bleach. Tumble Dry Low Heat.
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Work Hard, Stare Down the Quarterback

These men’s crew socks bring a straight-faced sports joke to everyday wear. The design leans into the old football sideline pep talk, with donkeys, bold lettering, and a little absurdity stitched in for good measure. They have the feel of a locker room message that got printed on socks instead of a chalkboard, which makes them especially fun for anyone who likes their humor dry and their references a little offbeat.

The crew length gives them a classic fit that works with jeans, joggers, or shorts, while the mix of graphics keeps the look lively from cuff to toe. The playful message and animal imagery make these socks easy to wear when you want something that gets noticed without trying too hard. They have enough personality to carry a casual outfit, but not so much that they take over the whole look. For men who appreciate a joke that lands fast, these socks bring just the right amount of attitude.

They also make a solid gift for dads, brothers, teammates, coaches, or anyone who enjoys a little crude humor with their wardrobe. They’re the kind of present that gets an immediate grin and probably a repeat wearing.

Materials
65% Cotton, 33% Nylon, 2% Spandex
Care
Machine Wash Cold With Like Colors. Do Not Bleach. Tumble Dry Low Heat.
Fit
One Size Fits Most

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