A pair of teal crew socks with a black cuff. The socks feature a playful 'Are You Drunk?' poll with the 'no' box marked.

Are You Drunk?

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$14
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A pair of teal crew socks with a black cuff. The socks feature a playful 'Are You Drunk?' poll with the 'no' box marked.
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Are You Drunk?

Men's Crew Socks

So funny, they're almost illegal. (Almost.)

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4/9-4/17

Product Details
Size Men's Shoe Size 6.5-12
Material 60% Pima Cotton, 37% Nylon, 3% Spandex
Care Machine wash cold with like colors. Use only non-chlorine bleach when needed. Tumble dry low. Do not iron. Do not dry clean
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A pair worth getting attached to.

Test your levels of sobriety by simply checking off the correct box! Well, this certainly isn't going to plan. Show off your drunken sense of humor with these silly socks. Each cool pair of black and green crew socks features the question "Are you drunk?" with check boxes beneath it. We'd say the answer is yes!

Materials
60% Pima Cotton, 37% Nylon, 3% Spandex
Care
Machine wash cold with like colors. Use only non-chlorine bleach when needed. Tumble dry low. Do not iron. Do not dry clean
Fit
Men's Shoe Size 6.5-12

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