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Pair of black crew socks featuring a repeating pattern of teal pixelated army men. Fun and playful design. }}

Army Men

Mens Crew Socks

Enlist your feet in a squadron of comfort. These socks are ready for duty (or lounging).
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  • Size: Men's Shoe Size 9-13/Women's Shoe Size 10.5+
  • Material: 70% Cotton, 27% Nylon, 3% Spandex
  • by: Socksmith
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Marching in neat rows, these men's crew socks bring the old-school plastic army figure to life in a way that is playful without feeling childish. The repeating soldier motif gives them a graphic look that reads clearly from across the room, while the crew height keeps the design visible above sneakers, boots, or casual shoes. They have the kind of personality that makes a simple outfit feel more considered, especially when the rest of the look stays clean and unfussy.

These Army Men socks are made for anyone who appreciates a little nostalgia with their daily uniform. The pattern has a tongue-in-cheek edge, but the overall effect is still wearable enough for errands, office casual, or weekend plans. For men's crew socks, they strike a nice balance between novelty and everyday style, with a design that feels fun, recognizable, and easy to wear.

They also make a smart gift for the person who can quote old toy aisle lore, collects little bits of Americana, or just likes socks with a good story. They are the sort of present that gets a smile before the wrapping paper is even off, and then stays in rotation because the idea is memorable and the look works.

Details:
  • Size: Men's Shoe Size 9-13/Women's Shoe Size 10.5+
  • Material: 70% Cotton, 27% Nylon, 3% Spandex
  • Care: Wash with like colors in cold water. Tumble dry low
  • UPC: 848292005385

Army Men

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