Average Dick Energy
Unisex Crew Socks
- Size: Women's Size 6 US to Men's Size 15
- Material: 61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex
- by: Gumball Poodle
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Average Dick Energy
Crew socks with a very specific point of view, these bring deadpan humor to an everyday essential. The bold text and athletic stripes give them the look of vintage sportswear with a cheeky message that does all the talking. They have the kind of attitude that works best when worn with confidence, whether the rest of the outfit is plain or deliberately polished.
Made as unisex crew socks, they sit comfortably at mid-calf and are easy to wear with sneakers, boots, or casual shoes. The graphic layout makes them instantly readable, so the joke lands even from a distance. They are the sort of socks that add personality without needing much else from the rest of the outfit, which is useful when the rest of the week already has enough going on.
For anyone who likes their humor direct and their accessories impossible to ignore, these socks hit the mark. They make a memorable gift for friends, siblings, partners, or that one person who always says exactly what everyone else is thinking.
- Size: Women's Size 6 US to Men's Size 15
- Words: "Average Dick Energy"
- Material: 61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex
- Care: Machine Wash Cold With Like Colors. Do Not Bleach. Tumble Dry Low Heat.
- UPC: 810429029809
