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  • Pair of black crew socks with gold and teal stripes and the phrase 'Average Dick Energy' written vertically.
  • Flat lay of 'Average Dick Energy' socks on a bright blue background.
  • Another flat lay showcasing the socks, this time with socks laid out to display the design fully.
  • Pair of black crew socks with gold and teal stripes and the phrase 'Average Dick Energy' written vertically.
  • Flat lay of 'Average Dick Energy' socks on a bright blue background.
  • Another flat lay showcasing the socks, this time with socks laid out to display the design fully.
  • Pair of black crew socks with gold and teal stripes and the phrase 'Average Dick Energy' written vertically.
  • Flat lay of 'Average Dick Energy' socks on a bright blue background.
  • Another flat lay showcasing the socks, this time with socks laid out to display the design fully.

Average Dick Energy

Unisex Crew Socks

Your feet deserve to be comfortable AND hilarious.
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Quick Details:
  • Size: Women's Size 6 US to Men's Size 15
  • Material: 61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex
  • by: Gumball Poodle
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Average Dick Energy
You know that vibe - not too much, not too little, just... there. These black crew socks capture that perfect balance with bold yellow text spelling out "AVERAGE DICK ENERGY" across the leg. They feature crisp yellow and bright blue stripes around the cuff and near the mid-foot, adding a pop of color to the dark background. The heel and toe sections are a vibrant yellow, rounding out the design. On the visible side of the foot, you can spot small, distinctive yellow geometric shapes, adding a subtle detail to this unapologetically direct pair.
Details:
  • Color Family: Black
  • Size: Women's Size 6 US to Men's Size 15
  • Words: "Average Dick Energy"
  • Material: 61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex
  • Care: Machine Wash Cold With Like Colors. Do Not Bleach. Tumble Dry Low Heat.
  • UPC: 810429029809

Average Dick Energy

$14.00

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