Pair of black socks featuring "Average Dick Energy" in alternating yellow and blue, with yellow toes, heels, and accent strip

Average Dick Energy

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$15
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Pair of black socks featuring "Average Dick Energy" in alternating yellow and blue, with yellow toes, heels, and accent strip

Average Dick Energy

Unisex Crew Socks

Your feet deserve to be comfortable AND hilarious.

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4/9-4/17

Product Details
Size Women's Size 6 US to Men's Size 15
Material 61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex
Care Machine Wash Cold With Like Colors. Do Not Bleach. Tumble Dry Low Heat.
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A blunt little warning label for your feet

Crew socks with a very specific point of view, these bring deadpan humor to an everyday essential. The bold text and athletic stripes give them the look of vintage sportswear with a cheeky message that does all the talking. They have the kind of attitude that works best when worn with confidence, whether the rest of the outfit is plain or deliberately polished.

Made as unisex crew socks, they sit comfortably at mid-calf and are easy to wear with sneakers, boots, or casual shoes. The graphic layout makes them instantly readable, so the joke lands even from a distance. They are the sort of socks that add personality without needing much else from the rest of the outfit, which is useful when the rest of the week already has enough going on.

For anyone who likes their humor direct and their accessories impossible to ignore, these socks hit the mark. They make a memorable gift for friends, siblings, partners, or that one person who always says exactly what everyone else is thinking.

Materials
61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex
Care
Machine Wash Cold With Like Colors. Do Not Bleach. Tumble Dry Low Heat.
Fit
Women's Size 6 US to Men's Size 15

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