Black crew sock with a repeating pattern of white coffee mugs, brown poop emojis, and small red hearts.

Coffee Makes You Poop

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$14
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Black crew sock with a repeating pattern of white coffee mugs, brown poop emojis, and small red hearts.
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Coffee Makes You Poop

Men's Crew Socks

A humorous tribute to the most reliable part of your morning routine.

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4/9-4/17

Product Details
Size Men's Shoe Size 9-13/Women's Shoe Size 10.5+
Material 62% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 2% Spandex
Care Machine Wash Cold With Like Colors. Do Not Bleach. Tumble Dry Low Heat.
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A Caffeine-Fueled Inside Joke for Your Drawer

Coffee has a way of running the morning before you do, and these men's crew socks lean all the way into that truth with a grin. Covered in mugs, tiny hearts, and a not-so-subtle nod to the reason many people visit the kitchen twice, they bring a little bathroom humor to a very ordinary routine. The pattern is playful without getting loud, so they work just as well for the coffee devotee who likes a joke hidden in plain sight.

As crew socks, they offer a clean, classic fit that sits nicely with sneakers, boots, or casual shoes, giving everyday outfits a shot of personality without needing much effort. The repeated icons keep the look balanced, while the tongue-in-cheek theme does the talking. For men who like their accessories with a sense of humor, these socks are an easy way to make a standard outfit feel more deliberate and a lot more fun.

They also make a solid gift for the friend who is never seen without a cup in hand, the coworker with a strong morning ritual, or the person who appreciates a joke that lands immediately. Funny, useful, and memorable, these socks are built for exactly the sort of man who can laugh at the daily coffee consequence.

Materials
62% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 2% Spandex
Care
Machine Wash Cold With Like Colors. Do Not Bleach. Tumble Dry Low Heat.
Fit
Men's Shoe Size 9-13/Women's Shoe Size 10.5+

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