Pair of crew socks with deep green background, bright green cuffs, heels, toes, and cucumbers reading, surfing, on motorcycles.

Cool As A Cucumber

One Size
$12
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Pair of crew socks with deep green background, bright green cuffs, heels, toes, and cucumbers reading, surfing, on motorcycles.

Cool As A Cucumber

Men's Crew Socks

Cucumbers doing cool stuff? Yeah, we've got a sock for that.

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4/9-4/17

Product Details
Size One Size Fits Most
Material 65% Cotton, 33% Nylon, 2% Spandex
Care Machine Wash Cold With Like Colors. Do Not Bleach. Tumble Dry Low Heat.
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A Cucumber With Places to Be

Mischief meets good manners in these men's crew socks, where a cucumber with sunglasses takes center stage and acts like it has a schedule to keep. The art feels playful without getting loud, with crisp linework and a comic-book sense of motion that makes the whole pair look ready for a quick errand, a long laugh, or both. They bring a little absurdity to the everyday in a way that is easy to wear and hard to ignore.

The crew length gives these socks a classic fit that works with sneakers, boots, and the kind of casual outfits that could use one sharp detail. The fruit-and-fun energy is balanced by a clean graphic style, so they read as witty rather than gimmicky. For anyone who likes their wardrobe with a side of dry humor, these socks keep things fresh, slightly strange, and completely self-aware.

They make a strong gift for dads, brothers, coworkers, or any man who appreciates a clever joke that lasts longer than a greeting card. Conversation will happen on its own, and the answer will be obvious: yes, the cucumber has excellent taste.

Materials
65% Cotton, 33% Nylon, 2% Spandex
Care
Machine Wash Cold With Like Colors. Do Not Bleach. Tumble Dry Low Heat.
Fit
One Size Fits Most

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