Pair of black crew socks with repeating pattern of cartoon onions in yellow and purple with small tears, shown from the side.

Crying Onion

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$14
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Pair of black crew socks with repeating pattern of cartoon onions in yellow and purple with small tears, shown from the side.

Crying Onion

Men's Crew Socks

Prepare to cry... tears of joy! (Mostly from how cute these socks are.)

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4/9-4/17

Product Details
Size Men's Shoe Size 9-13/Women's Shoe Size 10.5+
Material 63% Cotton, 35% Nylon, 2% Spandex
Care Machine Wash Cold With Like Colors. Do Not Bleach. Tumble Dry Low Heat.
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A Little Onion Drama for the Lower Half

Crying Onion crew socks bring a strange little charm to an everyday drawer. Covered in tiny onions with teary faces, they turn a kitchen staple into something much more amusing, a bit melancholy, and oddly endearing. The men’s crew length gives the pattern room to show itself, with enough coverage to make the design feel bold without being loud for the sake of it.

These socks work well when someone wants a small detail that does more than blend in. The repeated onion motif has a playful, deadpan quality that reads like a joke told quietly across the room, which makes them easy to notice and hard to ignore. Worn with jeans, casual trousers, or shorts, they add a graphic twist that keeps an outfit from feeling too serious.

For anyone who likes food-themed novelty socks with a sense of humor, Crying Onion makes a fitting gift. They are the kind of pair that gets a grin before they ever get wrapped, especially for cooks, snack lovers, or anyone who appreciates a slightly dramatic vegetable.

Materials
63% Cotton, 35% Nylon, 2% Spandex
Care
Machine Wash Cold With Like Colors. Do Not Bleach. Tumble Dry Low Heat.
Fit
Men's Shoe Size 9-13/Women's Shoe Size 10.5+

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