Eldest Daughter
Unisex Crew Socks
- Size: Women's size 6 US to Men's Size 15
- Material: 61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex
- by: Gumball Poodle
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Eldest Daughter
Some roles are chosen, and some arrive by birth order. These unisex crew socks give the eldest daughter a little well-earned spotlight, with bold lettering and crisp retro striping that feels equal parts playful and self-aware. The design has the kind of directness that makes people smile before they even finish reading it.
Made for everyday wear with enough personality to carry a whole outfit, these socks bring a clean, graphic finish to sneakers, loafers, or your favorite well-worn boots. The crew height gives them a classic silhouette, while the bright text and sporty bands keep them from feeling too serious. They work for the eldest daughter who owns the title, the one who was always treated like the second parent, and anyone buying a gift with just the right amount of inside joke baked in.
If you know, you know, and if you do not, the socks still do plenty of talking on their own.
- Size: Women's size 6 US to Men's Size 15
- Words: "Eldest Daughter"
- Material: 61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex
- Care: Machine Wash Cold With Like Colors. Do Not Bleach. Tumble Dry Low Heat.
- UPC: 810193931261