A pair of navy crew socks with a repeating pattern of golden retrievers and green martini glasses. Reddish-brown toes and heels. "Hard Licker" text.

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A pair of navy crew socks with a repeating pattern of golden retrievers and green martini glasses. Reddish-brown toes and heels. "Hard Licker" text.

Hard Licker

Men's Crew Socks

Your favorite furry friend, now with their favorite drink.

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4/9-4/17

Product Details
Size Men's Shoe Size 6-12.5
Care Machine Wash Cold, Inside Out. Only Non-Chlorine Bleach when needed. Tumble dry low. Do not iron.
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A golden retriever with a cocktail problem

Meet a pair of men's crew socks that bring a little mischief to a familiar favorite. The allover pattern stars a golden retriever with a martini in paw, paired with the kind of deadpan phrase that makes you do a double take. It is playful, a little cheeky, and just offbeat enough to earn a grin before anyone even asks about them.

The crew length gives these socks enough room to show off the repeat pattern, while the color blocking at the heel and toe keeps the look grounded. They work well with denim, sneakers, or casual trousers when you want one detail in your outfit to carry the joke. The dog illustration has that easy, loyal, very good-boy charm, even if the name suggests he has a few stories to tell.

These socks make a strong conversation starter because the design lands fast and stays memorable. They also add a bold, funny finish to everyday outfits without trying too hard. As a gift, they are ideal for dog lovers, cocktail fans, or anyone who appreciates a smart bit of nonsense in their drawer.

Care
Machine Wash Cold, Inside Out. Only Non-Chlorine Bleach when needed. Tumble dry low. Do not iron.
Fit
Men's Shoe Size 6-12.5

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