Pair of cream crew socks with red and blue stripes and the phrase "Horny for Books" in red and blue.

Horny for Books

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$15
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Pair of cream crew socks with red and blue stripes and the phrase "Horny for Books" in red and blue.

Horny for Books

Unisex Crew Socks

Warning: May cause uncontrollable book-buying.

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4/9-4/17

Product Details
Size Women's size 6 US to Men's Size 15
Material 61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex.
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For the person who always has a book nearby

A little irreverent, a lot literate, these unisex crew socks are made for readers who treat a good book like a personality trait. The bold retro lettering gives them the feel of something borrowed from a campus bookstore, a used-paperback shelf, or a very specific kind of book club that runs on strong opinions and strong coffee. They bring a wink to the everyday without turning the joke all the way into a punchline.

The crew length gives these socks plenty of presence, and the graphic layout makes them easy to wear with jeans, sneakers, loafers, or even a quiet office outfit that could use a sharper edge. Ribbed structure at the top helps them stay put, while the cushioned feel makes them practical enough for long reading sessions, library runs, and aimless wandering through a bookstore with an oversized tote.

For anyone who lives with at least one stack of books within reach, these socks make an easy gift and an even easier conversation starter. They have just enough attitude to get a laugh, and just enough style to be worn often.

Materials
61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex.
Fit
Women's size 6 US to Men's Size 15

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