Crew socks in grey with navy blue cuffs. Design features a cartoon philosopher in a thought bubble saying 'I fart therefore I am'.

I Fart Therefore I Am

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$14
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Crew socks in grey with navy blue cuffs. Design features a cartoon philosopher in a thought bubble saying 'I fart therefore I am'.
Crew socks in grey with navy blue cuffs. Design features a cartoon philosopher in a thought bubble saying 'I fart therefore I am'.
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I Fart Therefore I Am

Men's Crew Socks

Toot your own horn (or, you know... something else). These socks are ridiculously comfortable and even more ridiculously funny.

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4/9-4/17

Product Details
Size One-size-fits-most: Women 7.5 - 12, Men 6 - 11
Material Super Soft Cotton And Synthetic (Nylon, Polyester And/Or Acrylic)
Care Machine Wash Cold With Like Colors. Do Not Bleach. Tumble Dry Low Heat.
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A pair worth getting attached to.

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We all do it! Have you ever considered the fact that you have more in common with an axolotl than you thought? These socks will make you think of that every time you put them on! Who says fart jokes are only funny when your dad makes them? These socks will keep you laughing all day long. You're very welcome.

Materials
Super Soft Cotton And Synthetic (Nylon, Polyester And/Or Acrylic)
Care
Machine Wash Cold With Like Colors. Do Not Bleach. Tumble Dry Low Heat.
Fit
One-size-fits-most: Women 7.5 - 12, Men 6 - 11

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