I Love Cock And Hate The Government
Mens Crew Socks
- Size: Women's Size 6 US to Men's Size 15
- Material: 61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex
- by: Gumball Poodle
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These men's crew socks bring a loud opinion to an everyday essential. The graphic message is front and center, laid out in stacked block lettering that reads like a protest sign with a sense of humor. The look is stark, direct, and built for anyone who prefers their wardrobe to say the quiet part out loud.
The crew length gives these socks a classic fit that works well with boots, sneakers, or cuffed jeans, while the high-contrast design adds instant attitude to a simple outfit. They have the kind of deadpan charm that can turn a routine errand, casual hangout, or late-night gathering into a small public statement. If the person wearing them enjoys provoking a reaction, these socks do the job without trying too hard.
They make a memorable gift for the politically outspoken, the chronically unimpressed, or the friend who appreciates a rude joke with a straight face. Equal parts novelty and declaration, these socks are made for people who know exactly what they want to say.
- Size: Women's Size 6 US to Men's Size 15
- Material: 61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex
- Care: Machine Wash Cold With Like Colors. Do Not Bleach. Tumble Dry Low Heat.
- UPC: 855725003245
