A black crew sock with white text "I LOVE COCK AND HATE THE GOVERNMENT" on a white stripe, black and white stripes. White heel/toe.

I Love Cock And Hate The Government

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A black crew sock with white text "I LOVE COCK AND HATE THE GOVERNMENT" on a white stripe, black and white stripes. White heel/toe.

I Love Cock And Hate The Government

Men's Crew Socks

Let your feet speak their truth, loud and clear, with these unapologetic socks.

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4/9-4/17

Product Details
Size Women's Size 6 US to Men's Size 15
Material 61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex
Care Machine Wash Cold With Like Colors. Do Not Bleach. Tumble Dry Low Heat.
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Blunt, bold, and not remotely polite

These men's crew socks bring a loud opinion to an everyday essential. The graphic message is front and center, laid out in stacked block lettering that reads like a protest sign with a sense of humor. The look is stark, direct, and built for anyone who prefers their wardrobe to say the quiet part out loud.

The crew length gives these socks a classic fit that works well with boots, sneakers, or cuffed jeans, while the high-contrast design adds instant attitude to a simple outfit. They have the kind of deadpan charm that can turn a routine errand, casual hangout, or late-night gathering into a small public statement. If the person wearing them enjoys provoking a reaction, these socks do the job without trying too hard.

They make a memorable gift for the politically outspoken, the chronically unimpressed, or the friend who appreciates a rude joke with a straight face. Equal parts novelty and declaration, these socks are made for people who know exactly what they want to say.

Materials
61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex
Care
Machine Wash Cold With Like Colors. Do Not Bleach. Tumble Dry Low Heat.
Fit
Women's Size 6 US to Men's Size 15

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