I Pooped Today, and I Have Notes
I Pooped Today, and I Have Notes is the kind of announcement that needs no context, only a little confidence. These men’s crew socks feature a cheerfully triumphant poop character, arms raised like it has just completed a particularly important item on the daily agenda. The bold message above it brings the whole scene home with the subtlety of a bathroom door swinging open at the wrong moment.
Made for people who appreciate a joke that is equal parts childish and completely fair, these crew socks keep the humor at calf height, where it can surprise a fellow commuter, amuse the person across the coffee shop, or quietly brighten an otherwise routine day. The striped cuff adds a classic athletic touch, while the graphic does all the talking. Wear these men’s crew socks with trainers, boots, or any outfit that could benefit from a small, deeply relatable victory.
There is no need to explain the joke to the right audience. They will read it, nod gravely, and understand that today has already had at least one success.
- Materials
- 70% Cotton, 28% Polyester, 2% Elastic
- Care
- Machine Wash Cold With Like Colors. Do Not Bleach. Tumble Dry Low Heat.
- Fit
- One-size-fits-most: Women 7.5 - 12, Men 6 - 11