Crew socks in green with red cuffs. Design features a snowman, deer, snowflakes, and the phrase 'Merry as Fuck'.

Merry as Fuck

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$10
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Crew socks in green with red cuffs. Design features a snowman, deer, snowflakes, and the phrase 'Merry as Fuck'.

Merry as Fuck

Women's Crew Socks

These socks are festive, fun, and definitely not for the faint of heart.

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4/9-4/17

Product Details
Size U.S. shoe size: women's 6-10, men's 4-8
Material 59% cotton, 22% polyester, 16% nylon, 3% spandex exclusive of elastic
Care Machine Wash Cold with Like Colors. Tumble Dry Low
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Holiday socks with a snort and a grin

These women’s crew socks bring Christmas cheer with a sharp little wink. A snowman in a top hat takes center stage, while reindeer, candy canes, and falling snow fill in the rest of the scene. The message is blunt, funny, and just festive enough to wear long after the wrapping paper is cleaned up. It has the feel of a holiday party guest who knows how to keep things moving.

The crew length makes these socks easy to wear with boots, sneakers, or slippers, and the illustrated design gives outfits a little extra character without trying too hard. They work well when you want your holiday clothes to be playful, a bit rebellious, and very clear about the mood. The bright trim and lively pattern keep the look bold from cuff to toe.

If you need a gift for someone who appreciates holiday humor with a sharper edge, these socks are an easy win. They are festive, memorable, and just irreverent enough to earn a smile before they’re even unwrapped.

Materials
59% cotton, 22% polyester, 16% nylon, 3% spandex exclusive of elastic
Care
Machine Wash Cold with Like Colors. Tumble Dry Low
Fit
U.S. shoe size: women's 6-10, men's 4-8

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