Green athletic crew socks with white stripes, cream toes, and bold text reading MIDDLE CHILD on the upper calf.

Middle Child

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$15
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Green athletic crew socks with white stripes, cream toes, and bold text reading MIDDLE CHILD on the upper calf.
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Middle Child

Unisex Crew Socks

Finally, something you don't have to share with your siblings.

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4/9-4/17

Product Details
Size Women's size 6 US to Men's Size 15
Material 61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex
Care Machine Wash Cold With Like Colors. Do Not Bleach. Tumble Dry Low Heat.
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For the sibling who learned to negotiate

Middle Child socks bring a little dry humor to a familiar family role, with bold lettering and a classic athletic look that makes the joke clear from across the room. The crew length gives them an easy, everyday feel, while the striped details and clean color blocking keep them looking sharp rather than novelty-for-the-sake-of-novelty. These unisex socks have just enough personality to feel playful without trying too hard.

They work well with sneakers, boots, and loose cuffed pants, where the message can show off a bit. The design has that old-school sports-sock structure, but the wording adds a wink that turns a simple pair into something people notice. If someone in your life is forever saying they were overlooked, outnumbered, or forced to be the reasonable one, these socks land right in the sweet spot.

They also make an easy gift for siblings, family members, and anyone who enjoys a good self-aware joke. Comfortable, wear-it-anywhere crew socks with a personality is a pretty reliable formula, especially when the personality is this specific.

Materials
61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex
Care
Machine Wash Cold With Like Colors. Do Not Bleach. Tumble Dry Low Heat.
Fit
Women's size 6 US to Men's Size 15

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