Pair of crew socks in grey with black heel and toe.  Design features a tequila bottle, limes, and the text 'Tequila tastes like I'm worried about tomorrow'.

No Work Tequila

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$14
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Pair of crew socks in grey with black heel and toe.  Design features a tequila bottle, limes, and the text 'Tequila tastes like I'm worried about tomorrow'.

No Work Tequila

Men's Crew Socks

Because adulting is hard. These socks are not.

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4/9-4/17

Product Details
Size Men's Shoe Size 6.5-12
Material 54% Polyester 32% Cotton 10% Nylon 4% Spandex
Care Machine Wash Cold With Like Colors. Do Not Bleach. Tumble Dry Low Heat.
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For the off-duty hours that start early

Some socks know how to keep a straight face; these men’s crew socks prefer a better plan. With a tequila bottle graphic, citrus slices, and a cheeky phrase that makes the point without raising its voice, they bring a laid-back sense of humor to any drawer. The design has the feel of a last-call joke told by someone who means it, which makes these especially fun for anyone with a soft spot for margaritas, mezcal, or a well-earned day off.

The crew length gives them an easy everyday fit, while the soft knit and bold pattern make them more than background noise. Wear them with sneakers, boots, or casual loafers when you want a little personality peeking out from the cuff. These socks add a playful finish to weekend outfits and give office clothes a small escape route.

They also make a strong gift for friends who like tequila, bar-hopping, or simply a good laugh with their basics. Practical, funny, and ready to be wrapped, these socks are an easy win for birthdays, Father’s Day, or any occasion that calls for something a little less ordinary.

Materials
54% Polyester 32% Cotton 10% Nylon 4% Spandex
Care
Machine Wash Cold With Like Colors. Do Not Bleach. Tumble Dry Low Heat.
Fit
Men's Shoe Size 6.5-12

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