Pair of black crew socks with a repeating pattern of brown sloths holding pizza slices and small red hearts.

Pizza Sloth

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$14
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Pair of black crew socks with a repeating pattern of brown sloths holding pizza slices and small red hearts.

Pizza Sloth

Men's Crew Socks

Warning: May cause extreme levels of cuteness and uncontrollable giggling.

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Product Details
Size Men's Shoe Size 6-12.5
Material 51% Cotton 28% Polyester 19% Nylon 2% Spandex
Care Machine Wash Cold, Inside Out. Only Non-Chlorine Bleach when needed. Tumble dry low. Do not iron.
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Pizza and naps, a very committed pair

The Pizza Sloth men's crew socks lean all the way into a good life philosophy: take your time, enjoy your snacks, and do not apologize for either. Repeated sloth motifs give the pattern a playful, sleepy rhythm, with tiny pizza slices and little snooze marks adding just enough absurdity to make the design feel clever instead of loud. They have the kind of humor that works whether someone notices right away or only catches it later.

As crew socks, they sit at an easy everyday height and bring a little personality to jeans, joggers, or office wear that could use a less serious footnote. The repeated figures make these socks especially good for men's style that wants a bit of wit without looking like it tried too hard. They are soft on the eye, memorable in the best way, and ready for anyone who appreciates a snack break with a side of sloth logic.

For gifting, these socks land in that sweet spot between funny and practical. They make a solid pick for the friend who loves pizza, the relative who collects animal humor, or the person who believes lounging is an art form.

Materials
51% Cotton 28% Polyester 19% Nylon 2% Spandex
Care
Machine Wash Cold, Inside Out. Only Non-Chlorine Bleach when needed. Tumble dry low. Do not iron.
Fit
Men's Shoe Size 6-12.5

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