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Ringmaster of the Shit Show
Yeah, life may be a fuckingg circus, but it's your circus, right? And nobody gets to call it a circus but you. You're coaxing your kids through flaming hula hoops, teaching your dog to walk a tightrope, and swinging from your day job to your night school class like an acrobat on a trapeeze. And let us say - it's never looked more graceful.
- Color Family: Grey
- Size: Men's shoe size 7-12
- Words: "Ringmaster of the Shit Show"
- Material: 61% combed cotton; 36% nylon; 3% spandex
- Care: Machine Wash Cold With Like Colors. Use Only Non Chlorine Bleach When Needed. Tumble Dry Low. Do Not Iron. Do Not Dry Clean.
- UPC: 092657028186
- Also available in Womens Crew Socks