Pair of women's crew socks. Dark blue with white text reading 'Don't be a Salty Bitch', yellow girl illustration under an umbrella, and white polka dots. Yellow cuffs.

Salty Bitch

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Pair of women's crew socks. Dark blue with white text reading 'Don't be a Salty Bitch', yellow girl illustration under an umbrella, and white polka dots. Yellow cuffs.

Salty Bitch

Women's Crew Socks

Because sometimes, you just need to embrace your salty side.

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4/9-4/17

Product Details
Size Women's Shoe Size 5-11
Material 52% Polyester, 45% Cotton, 3% Spandex
Care Machine Wash Cold with Like Colors. Tumble Dry Low Inside Out
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A dry wit, a rainy day, and zero patience

For the days when the weather and the attitude both lean sideways, these women's crew socks bring the joke home with a sharp little shrug. A woman in a raincoat, a blunt message, and a scene that feels equal parts grumble and comic relief give these socks a personality that does the talking for you. They have the kind of detail that rewards a second look, especially when someone catches the line and laughs before you even have to explain it.

The crew length gives them a classic everyday fit that works with boots, sneakers, and anything that can handle a little attitude peeking out from the hem. The bold artwork and straightforward phrase make them easy to pair with jeans, workwear, or a relaxed weekend outfit that could use a bit of edge. They are made for women who like their accessories with a point of view and their humor a little dry.

If you know someone who appreciates a salty joke and a practical pair of socks, these make a solid gift. They are funny without trying too hard, memorable without being fussy, and just the right amount of rude.

Materials
52% Polyester, 45% Cotton, 3% Spandex
Care
Machine Wash Cold with Like Colors. Tumble Dry Low Inside Out
Fit
Women's Shoe Size 5-11

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