A blue crew sock with illustrated donuts and the text 'More Schmear Please!' in white.  Donuts are in pink, yellow, and brown.

Schmear

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A blue crew sock with illustrated donuts and the text 'More Schmear Please!' in white.  Donuts are in pink, yellow, and brown.

Schmear

Women's Crew Socks

Warning: May cause uncontrollable cravings for donuts (and more schmear).

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4/9-4/17

Product Details
Size Women's shoe size 4-10
Material 65% Cotton, 15% Nylon, 15% Polyester, 5% Spandex
Care Machine Wash Cold With Like Colors. Do Not Bleach. Tumble Dry Low Heat.
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A Breakfast Joke Worth Wearing

For anyone who believes bagels deserve a little ceremony, these women’s crew socks bring the whole spread to the table. Scattered with colorful bagels, a schmear-friendly message, and a few tiny utensils for good measure, they feel playful without trying too hard. The design has that familiar deli humor that makes people look twice, then smile when they catch on.

These crew socks are a fun way to add personality to jeans, loungewear, or a casual work outfit that could use something less predictable. The pattern has a clean, conversational look that works as an easy standout, especially for anyone with a soft spot for breakfast sandwiches, bakery runs, or a well-earned weekend bagel. They have just enough cheek to make the joke land, but still feel wearable beyond the punchline.

If you need a gift for the bagel enthusiast in your life, these socks are an easy win. They are quirky, practical, and the kind of present that gets a real reaction instead of a polite thank-you.

Materials
65% Cotton, 15% Nylon, 15% Polyester, 5% Spandex
Care
Machine Wash Cold With Like Colors. Do Not Bleach. Tumble Dry Low Heat.
Fit
Women's shoe size 4-10

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