Shit Happens
Unisex Crew Socks
- Size: Women's size 6 US to Men's Size 15
- Material: 61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex
- by: Gumball Poodle
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Shit Happens
Some days call for a polite accessory. Others call for crew socks that say exactly what everyone is already thinking. With their bold block lettering and varsity-style striping, these unisex crew socks bring a dry, deadpan kind of humor to the everyday. They have the feel of something you’d notice in a hallway, at a desk, or kicked up on a couch while someone narrates the chaos of the week.
The clean contrast and athletic-inspired details give these socks enough structure to wear with sneakers, boots, or relaxed casual outfits, while the message does the heavy lifting. They work especially well when the rest of the outfit is straightforward and needs one sharp detail to keep it interesting. Comfortable, direct, and a little rude in the best way, these socks make a memorable pair for anyone who appreciates honesty with their wardrobe.
If you need a gift that gets a laugh without trying too hard, these socks are an easy choice. They have the kind of personality people remember, and the kind of practicality that means they’ll actually get worn instead of sitting in a drawer with other too-serious gifts.
- Size: Women's size 6 US to Men's Size 15
- Words: "Shit Happens"
- Material: 61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex
- Care: Machine Wash Cold With Like Colors. Do Not Bleach. Tumble Dry Low Heat.
- UPC: 810193930608
