Black "Shit Happens" crew socks with white text and stripes, ribbed cuff, and contrast cream heel and toe.

Shit Happens

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Black "Shit Happens" crew socks with white text and stripes, ribbed cuff, and contrast cream heel and toe.

Shit Happens

Unisex Crew Socks

Life's unpredictable moments captured perfectly in bold lettering on cozy, black-and-white socks. Classic design with a cheeky twist, ideal for any laid-back look.

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4/9-4/17

Product Details
Size Women's size 6 US to Men's Size 15
Material 61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex
Care Machine Wash Cold With Like Colors. Do Not Bleach. Tumble Dry Low Heat.
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A blunt little reminder, worn from the knees down

Some days call for a polite accessory. Others call for crew socks that say exactly what everyone is already thinking. With their bold block lettering and varsity-style striping, these unisex crew socks bring a dry, deadpan kind of humor to the everyday. They have the feel of something you’d notice in a hallway, at a desk, or kicked up on a couch while someone narrates the chaos of the week.

The clean contrast and athletic-inspired details give these socks enough structure to wear with sneakers, boots, or relaxed casual outfits, while the message does the heavy lifting. They work especially well when the rest of the outfit is straightforward and needs one sharp detail to keep it interesting. Comfortable, direct, and a little rude in the best way, these socks make a memorable pair for anyone who appreciates honesty with their wardrobe.

If you need a gift that gets a laugh without trying too hard, these socks are an easy choice. They have the kind of personality people remember, and the kind of practicality that means they’ll actually get worn instead of sitting in a drawer with other too-serious gifts.

Materials
61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex
Care
Machine Wash Cold With Like Colors. Do Not Bleach. Tumble Dry Low Heat.
Fit
Women's size 6 US to Men's Size 15

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