Crew socks in dark gray and olive green, featuring a sloth hanging from a branch with the text 'Phislotophy: Can't reach it- don't need it.'

Sloth

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$11
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Crew socks in dark gray and olive green, featuring a sloth hanging from a branch with the text 'Phislotophy: Can't reach it- don't need it.'

Sloth

Men's Crew Socks

Find your zen. These socks are proof that slow and steady wins the race (to ultimate comfort).

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4/9-4/17

Product Details
Size Men's shoe size 7-12
Material 65% Cotton, 15% Nylon, 15% Polyester, 5% Spandex
Care Machine Wash Cold With Like Colors. Do Not Bleach. Tumble Dry Low Heat.
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A Sloth, a Branch, and a Very Good Excuse to Pause

These men's crew socks bring a little tree-dwelling attitude to everyday dressing. A relaxed sloth hangs from a branch across the leg, paired with a cheeky line that keeps the whole design from taking itself too seriously. The look is whimsical without being loud, the kind of pattern that earns a second glance and a grin from anyone who notices it.

Built for everyday wear, these crew socks have the easy-going feel that suits desk days, weekends, and long stretches of doing absolutely nothing in particular. The contrast heel and toe add a clean finish, while the sloth artwork gives the pair a playful personality that works with jeans, chinos, and casual shoes. For anyone who appreciates humor that stays subtle, these socks deliver it with a calm sense of mischief.

They also make a smart gift for the person who loves animals, irony, or simply a more entertaining drawer. Funny, useful, and easy to wear, these men's sloth socks are the kind of pair people remember after the wrapping paper is gone.

Materials
65% Cotton, 15% Nylon, 15% Polyester, 5% Spandex
Care
Machine Wash Cold With Like Colors. Do Not Bleach. Tumble Dry Low Heat.
Fit
Men's shoe size 7-12

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