Pair of black crew socks with dark green cuffs, heels, and toes. Features green turtles wearing Santa hats and "SLOW HO HO" text in red.

Slow Ho Ho

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Pair of black crew socks with dark green cuffs, heels, and toes. Features green turtles wearing Santa hats and "SLOW HO HO" text in red.
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Slow Ho Ho

Men's Crew Socks

Your holiday hustle is more of a relaxed stroll? We've got the perfect pair for you!

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4/9-4/17

Product Details
Size Men's Shoe Size 6-12.5
Material 59% Cotton 22% Nylon 17% Polyester 2% Spandex
Care Machine Wash Cold, Inside Out. Only Non-Chlorine Bleach when needed. Tumble dry low. Do not iron.
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A pair worth getting attached to.

Bringing slow holiday cheer right to your feet, these black crew socks feature a happy-looking green turtle on the visible side. Each turtle is decked out in a tiny red and white Santa hat. Below them, the words "SLOW HO HO" are written in bold red letters, playing on a classic holiday phrase with a fun, slow-poke twist. The cuffs, heels, and toes are a rich dark green, adding a festive pop against the black background. These socks are a playful way to show off your festive spirit, especially if your holiday hustle is more of a relaxed stroll. They're perfect for anyone who likes a bit of humor with their holiday style.
Materials
59% Cotton 22% Nylon 17% Polyester 2% Spandex
Care
Machine Wash Cold, Inside Out. Only Non-Chlorine Bleach when needed. Tumble dry low. Do not iron.
Fit
Men's Shoe Size 6-12.5

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