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  • Pair of mustard yellow crew socks with off-white cuffs, heels, and toes, featuring a clothesline pattern with various small socks and the phrase 'THESE ARE MY ONLY CLEAN SOCKS'.
  • Single mustard yellow crew sock on a white foot model, displaying the 'THESE ARE MY ONLY CLEAN SOCKS' text and clothesline pattern.
  • Pair of mustard yellow crew socks with off-white cuffs, heels, and toes, featuring a clothesline pattern with various small socks and the phrase 'THESE ARE MY ONLY CLEAN SOCKS'.
  • Single mustard yellow crew sock on a white foot model, displaying the 'THESE ARE MY ONLY CLEAN SOCKS' text and clothesline pattern.
  • Pair of mustard yellow crew socks with off-white cuffs, heels, and toes, featuring a clothesline pattern with various small socks and the phrase 'THESE ARE MY ONLY CLEAN SOCKS'.
  • Single mustard yellow crew sock on a white foot model, displaying the 'THESE ARE MY ONLY CLEAN SOCKS' text and clothesline pattern.
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These Are My Only Clean Socks

Mens Crew Socks

Your sartorial salvation for those 'nothing to wear' laundry days.
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  • Size: One Size Fits Most
  • Material: 65% Cotton, 33% Nylon, 2% Spandex
  • by: Primitives by Kathy
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These Are My Only Clean Socks
Having one of those laundry days where you're scraping the bottom of the drawer? These socks totally get it. Set against a warm mustard yellow, you'll see a whole collection of tiny, mismatched single socks hanging out on clotheslines. Each one has its own little pattern - some are striped, some are polka-dotted, others are solid or have unique designs, all secured with tiny clothespins. And just in case anyone asks, the visible text on the left sock clearly states, 'THESE ARE MY ONLY CLEAN SOCKS'. They're a perfectly relatable nod to those days when choices are slim but comfort is key.
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  • Color Family: Yellow
  • Size: One Size Fits Most
  • Words: "These Are My Only Clean Socks"
  • Material: 65% Cotton, 33% Nylon, 2% Spandex
  • Care: Machine Wash Cold With Like Colors. Do Not Bleach. Tumble Dry Low Heat.
  • UPC: 190134203979
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These Are My Only Clean Socks

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