Pair of gray crew socks with teal accents and the text 'Too Old To Party Too Young To Retire'.

Too Old To Party Too Young To Retire

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$15
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Pair of gray crew socks with teal accents and the text 'Too Old To Party Too Young To Retire'.
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Too Old To Party Too Young To Retire

Unisex Crew Socks

The perfect socks for those who refuse to grow up (or retire).

$15

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4/9-4/17

Product Details
Size Women's size 6 US to Men's Size 15
Material Cotton-Polyester-Spandex-Rubber Blend
Care Machine Wash Cold With Like Colors. Do Not Bleach. Tumble Dry Low Heat.
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A pair worth getting attached to.

Rock your day with a pair of socks that scream "Too Old To Party, Too Young To Retire" louder than a teenager at a concert! Imagine strutting around, feet decked in these hilarious conversation starters, telling the world you've got the spirit of a spring chicken but enjoy the 9 PM bedtime of a wise owl. Perfect for those who love a good laugh, these socks are your silent shout-out to the fun side of life, proving age is just a number, especially when it comes to humor and style.

Materials
Cotton-Polyester-Spandex-Rubber Blend
Care
Machine Wash Cold With Like Colors. Do Not Bleach. Tumble Dry Low Heat.
Fit
Women's size 6 US to Men's Size 15

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