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      fun and festive novelty socks in gray, blue, and black with the words "too old to party too young to retire"
      Too Old To Party Too Young To Retire
      Crew SocksGumball Poodle
      $14.00
      Too Old To Party Too Young To Retire
      $14.00
      Rock your day with a pair of socks that scream "Too Old To Party, Too Young To Retire" louder than a teenager at a concert! Imagine strutting around, feet decked in these hilarious conversation starters, telling the world you've got the spirit of a spring chicken but enjoy the 9...
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      blue women's crew socks with angry cupcake design and 'too old for this shit' text.
      Crappy Birthday
      Crew SocksModSocks
      $10.00
      Crappy Birthday
      $10.00
      Picture this: you're wearing these Crappy Birthday socks, sipping your morning coffee, and thinking, "Yup, I'm too old for this sh*t." The socks feature an angry cupcake with a lit candle that reads "Too old for this sh*t." These socks will add a dash of grumpy charm to your footwear...
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      blue crew socks featuring "too old for this shit" above a grumpy cupcake with lit candle and sprinkles.
      Crappy Birthday
      Crew SocksModSocks
      $14.00
      Crappy Birthday
      $14.00
      Crappy Birthday socks: When birthdays become a bummer, the socks keep things humorous. Blue at the top, these socks declare 'Too Old for This Shit' below a solitary cupcake with candle. These crew-length, men's socks are a fun reminder that life doesn't stop being hilarious, it just changes with age.