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Red crew socks with black cuffs, heel, and toe. Pattern of diverse skin-tone hands making a middle finger gesture.
Talk To The Hand
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Talk To The Hand
$12.00
Sometimes you just need to say it without actually saying it. These crew socks let your feet do the talking, featuring a bold pattern of hands flipping the bird in various skin tones across a deep red background. It's a clear message, without you having to utter a single word....
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Crew sock with black background, orange cuff, heel, and toe, patterned with yellow jack-o'-lanterns and white spooky faces.
Spooky Pumpkins
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Spooky Pumpkins
$12.00
Time to get your Halloween spirit on with these socks. They feature a deep black background, reminiscent of a crisp autumn night. Bright orange ribbed cuffs, heels, and toes pop against the dark, giving that classic festive feel. Scattered across the sock are vibrant yellow jack-o'-lanterns, each with a carved...
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Black crew sock with orange cuff, heel, and toe. Features pixelated blonde-haired figures on toilets with 'rock on' gestures and white toilet paper.
Potty Like A Rock Star
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Potty Like A Rock Star
$12.00
Who knew toilet time could be this epic? These black socks let you channel your inner rock star, even when you're just, you know, doing your business. The pixelated design features figures with wild blonde hair and red pants, sitting on white toilets, flashing a classic 'rock on' hand gesture...
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Black crew sock with bright green margarita glasses, white salt rims, lime wedges, and scattered dark green lime slices. Green heel and toe.
Margarita and Lime
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Margarita and Lime
$10.00
Good times are on the menu with these socks. They feature a fun, repeating pattern of bright green margarita glasses, each complete with a white, salty-looking rim and a fresh lime wedge on the side. Scattered among the drinks are smaller, dark green lime slices. All these vibrant details stand...
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Grey crew sock with black cuff, heel, toe. Design shows a cartoon skeleton with an axe in its head, giving a thumbs-up.
I'm Okay
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
I'm Okay
$12.00
Feeling like you've got an axe in your head but still rocking a positive vibe? These grey socks are for anyone who's been there. Visible on the side of the sock, a cheerful skeleton gives a thumbs-up, despite having an axe sticking out of its skull. Behind the skeleton, a...
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A black crew sock featuring a repeating pattern of beer glasses, mugs, and bottles in yellow, brown, and blue with light outlines.
Get Your Beer Glasses
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Get Your Beer Glasses
$12.00
Good times are brewing on these black socks, covered in a lively beer-themed pattern. You'll spot an assortment of classic beer glassware - there are tall pilsner-style glasses full of foam, along with some smaller stemmed glasses and sturdy mugs with handles. Brown beer bottles, complete with blue labels, are...
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One purple crew sock with repeating middle finger gestures in multiple skin tones, pink hearts, and flowers. Bright pink heel and toe.
Eff Off
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Eff Off
$10.00
Sometimes you just need to say it without actually saying it. These socks get the message across loud and clear, all while keeping things surprisingly cute. The main background is a soft lilac, covered in a playful scattering of pink hearts and flower shapes. What really stands out are the...
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Grey crew socks with repeating pattern of light brown cow faces in sailor hats, fedoras, and flower crowns. Orange heel and toe.
Divine Bovine
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Divine Bovine
$12.00
Say hello to your new favorite pair. These dark grey socks feature an all-over pattern of adorable cow faces. Each cow has light brown fur, white snouts, and gentle brown eyes, complete with little horns. Some of these charming bovines are sporting stylish headwear, like a crisp white sailor's cap...
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Green crew sock with a "Cow Tipping" design. Features dark silhouette cows, white and grey spotted upside-down cows, yellow text, and white flowers.
Cow Tipping
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Cow Tipping
$12.00
Okay, so you've got these socks that are just pure fun. They're a vibrant grassy green, like a fresh pasture on a sunny day. Scattered all over are dark, silhouetted cows, just chilling out. But then there are a couple of other cows that are totally upside down, white with...
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Single heather grey crew sock with black cuff, heel, and toe, featuring a green and yellow crappie fish and "Another Crappie Day" text.
Another Crappie Day
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Another Crappie Day
$12.00
Some days just feel like this, you know? Kick off your day (or commiserate through it) with these heather grey socks. The main body is a soft grey marl, contrasted nicely with solid black cuffs, heels, and toes. Visible on the side of the ankle is a detailed illustration of...
Black crew socks with grey cuffs, heels, and toes, featuring a brown goat head, yellow stars, and "G.O.A.T." text.
Goat XL
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Goat XL
$14.00
You know a G.O.A.T. when you see one, and these socks totally get it. On a solid black background, a proud goat head takes center stage, complete with long, curved horns. Scattered around it are bright yellow stars, adding to that winning vibe. Below the visible goat, the letters G.O.A.T....
Crew sock with a pattern of green burning dumpsters on a light grey background, featuring a bright green cuff, heel, and toe.
Dumpster Fire XL
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Dumpster Fire XL
$14.00
Sometimes, life feels like a dumpster fire, and these socks just get it. They feature a repeat pattern of bright green dumpsters, each one shown with a fiery blaze of orange, red, and yellow flames erupting from its top. The whole design has a cool, slightly pixelated look, like something...
Pair of teal crew socks showing cartoon flies fly fishing from canoes with green and yellow fish leaping.
I'm Fly Fishing
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$14.00
I'm Fly Fishing
$14.00
These bright teal socks bring a whole lot of fun to your feet, covered in a lively scene of tiny fly fishermen. You'll spot little dark-bodied flies, each rocking a red hat and white wings, paddling around in their small brown canoes. They're all holding onto fishing rods, patiently waiting...
Pair of fuzzy teal blue slipper socks with lime green jumping frogs, pink lily pads, and frog faces on toes.
Hop To It! Slipper
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$15.00
Hop To It! Slipper
$15.00
You get serious pond vibes with these fuzzy slipper socks. They're a vibrant teal blue, covered with lime green frogs caught mid-jump and scattered pink lily pad shapes with green leaves. Each toe section is a cheerful lime green frog face, complete with little black eyes and a tiny smile....
Pair of crew socks in mustard yellow with an all-over pattern of brown and white flying squirrels wearing red caps, shown against a white background.
Flying Squirrels
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$14.00
Flying Squirrels
$14.00
Who needs a cape when you have a patagium? Not these little guys. These socks are covered in adorable flying squirrels, taking to the skies on a cheerful mustard yellow background. Each squirrel has a warm brown body and a lighter belly, rocking a cool red cap that looks ready...
Black crew socks with a repeating pattern of white-outlined neon-style beer bottles, frothy mugs, and tall glasses in yellow and green.
Neon Beer
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Neon Beer
$14.00
Time for a cold one, or at least a sock that looks like it! These black socks are covered in awesome neon-style outlines of your favorite brews. You'll see glowing green beer bottles with a bright yellow center, ready for good times. There are also frothy beer mugs, outlined in...
Pair of crew socks in olive green with a silver fork wrapped in yellow spaghetti; navy blue heels and toes.
Mom's Spaghetti
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Mom's Spaghetti
$14.00
Remember that feeling when Mom brought out the big pot of spaghetti? These socks bottle up that comfort and serve it right to your feet. They're a cozy olive green, serving as the perfect backdrop for a super cool, detailed silver fork. And yep, it's absolutely twirled with bright yellow...
Light beige crew socks with "I AM THE GOAT" text. Each sock shows part of the phrase and a brown goat graphic.
I Am The Goat
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
I Am The Goat
$14.00
Here are socks that make a statement without shouting. They come in a light, speckled beige, sporting a brown text that reads "I AM THE" on the visible side. Right below that, there's a detailed brown goat illustration. The design uses the goat graphic to finish the phrase, subtly declaring...
A pair of navy crew socks with a repeating pattern of golden retrievers and green martini glasses. Reddish-brown toes and heels. "Hard Licker" text.
Hard Licker
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Hard Licker
$14.00
Slipping on these dark blue socks is a nod to your favorite golden retriever - and maybe your favorite happy hour. They're covered in a fun, repeating pattern of golden dogs. You'll see some pups lounging around, while others sit upright, all with a tiny martini glass visible beside them,...
Pair of black crew socks with brown cartoon beavers, some holding yellow logs, and green "DAM IT" text.
Dam It
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Dam It
$14.00
The beavers on these socks are clearly busy building something, and maybe they're a little stressed about it. Decked out in dark fabric, these socks feature a whole crew of industrious brown beavers, some visibly hauling yellow logs across the design. You'll also see the words "DAM IT" printed in...
Pair of black crew socks with magenta cuffs, heels, and toes. Design features a white dog holding a stick and "branch manager" text.
Branch Manager
Crew SocksHot Sox
$10.00
Branch Manager
$10.00
These comfy black socks feature a charming white dog with brown patches, proudly holding a stick in its mouth. Right below our furry friend, the words "branch manager" are spelled out in a vibrant magenta, matching the solid color of the cuffs, heels, and toes. You'll also spot another glimpse...
Single dark grey crew sock with "THERE'S NO TASTE LIKE BAD TASTE" text, red heel, red toe, and white/red stripes.
There's No Taste Like Bad Taste
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
There's No Taste Like Bad Taste
$15.00
Okay, so if your style motto is "more is more" or you just generally find yourself drawn to things others might politely call "questionable," these socks are for you. They're a dark charcoal grey base, serving as the perfect backdrop for some seriously bold statements. Up top, there are crisp...
Pair of cream crew socks with red 'SLUT' text, blue-purple stripes on cuff, and blue-purple toe and heel sections.
Slut
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Slut
$15.00
Forget blending in, these socks are here to make a statement. Cream colored and comfy-looking, they rock a bold red stripe right around the ankle, yelling 'SLUT' in white capital letters. Above and below that, you've got thin, sharp blue-purple stripes that really pop. The toes and heels are also...
A single brown crew sock with black toes and heels. Features "I SUCK AT FANTASY FOOTBALL" text on a white band.
I Suck At Fantasy Football
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Suck At Fantasy Football
$15.00
Feeling like your fantasy football team is perpetually stuck in last place? Don't worry, these socks get it. They're a rich, mottled brown color with bold black heels and toes. Up top, there's a wide cream-colored band that proudly declares "I SUCK AT FANTASY FOOTBALL" in black lettering. Thin black...
A black crew sock with white text "I LOVE COCK AND HATE THE GOVERNMENT" on a white stripe, black and white stripes. White heel/toe.
I Love Cock And Hate The Government
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Love Cock And Hate The Government
$15.00
Okay, so these socks cut right to the chase, no messing around. Up top, the cuff features classic black and white horizontal stripes before hitting a bold white section. That's where the real statement is, spelled out in clear black letters: "I LOVE COCK AND HATE THE GOVERNMENT." Below that,...
A folded pair of black crew socks featuring 'Good Grief' text, orange toe and heel, and burgundy, gold, and cream stripes.
Good Grief
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Good Grief
$15.00
Some days, you just gotta say it. And with these socks, you can say 'Good Grief' loud and clear, right on your feet. They've got a classic black base, bright orange on the toe and heel, and bold stripes in burgundy, gold, and a creamy off-white circling the cuff. The...
A pair of cream crew socks, one slightly behind the other. They have red striped cuffs, a brown band with "DICK" in white letters, and red heels and toes.
Dick
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Dick
$15.00
Sometimes you just want to make a statement, and these socks are here to help you do it. They come in a classic cream color, perfect for letting the details truly pop. Visible around the cuff, there's a bold brown band with the word 'DICK' spelled out clearly in white...
Pair of cream crew socks with dark brown cuffs, heels, and toes. Features 'I ❤️ NUTS' in black text with a red heart.
I Heart Nuts
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Heart Nuts
$15.00
If you're all about that nutty life, these socks are calling your name. They come in a comfy cream-white, topped with a ribbed cuff that features two dark brown stripes. Right there on the calf, you'll see a bold declaration: 'I ❤️ NUTS' - the heart is a vibrant red,...
A single pink crew sock standing upright, featuring a pattern of grey and white cats wearing red crab and green frog hats.
Cat Hats
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Cat Hats
$10.00
If you're into cute and a little bit goofy, these socks are definitely for you. They're covered in a repeating pattern of sweet cat faces, each one rocking a different kind of fun hat. Against a soft pink background, you'll spot grey and white cats wearing bright red crab hats...
Pair of grey and tan crew socks. Features a turkey with "VEGANS RULE" text. Patterned top and foot sections in black, white, and grey.
Vegans Rule
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Vegans Rule
$14.00
If you’re all about a plant-based life, these socks are right up your alley. They feature a proud turkey on a light tan background, standing tall with its vibrant red wattle and blue head. Underneath, it clearly states "VEGANS RULE" in bold black letters. The leg section also has patterned...
Black crew sock with repeating yellow thumbs up pattern. Bright pink visible on the heel and toe.
Thumbs Up
Crew SocksHot Sox
$8.00
Thumbs Up
$8.00
Give your feet something to cheer about with these Thumbs Up socks. They feature a repeating pattern of bright yellow thumbs up symbols against a classic black background. For an extra flash of color, you'll find a punchy hot pink on the heel and toe. These socks are a simple,...
Beige non-skid slipper sock with a red cuff. Features Santa surfing, a palm tree, snowflakes, and presents on a beach scene.
Surfing Santa Non-Skid Slipper
Crew SocksHot Sox
$8.00
Surfing Santa Non-Skid Slipper
$8.00
Imagine Santa on a tropical holiday, and you've got these fun slippers. The sock shows Santa Claus in red swim trunks and a Santa hat, holding a green and white surfboard on a sandy beach. A tall palm tree with coconuts stands nearby, under a light blue sky with falling...
Pair of grey crew socks with black frying pans and fried eggs. Pink toes, white drop shapes, and "Sunny Side" text.
Sunny Side
Crew SocksHot Sox
$8.00
Sunny Side
$8.00
Add a bit of breakfast cheer to your step with these grey crew socks. They're covered in a fun pattern of black frying pans, each holding a perfectly cooked sunny-side up egg with a bright yellow yolk. Scattered around are small white shapes that look like little drops, giving the...
Crew sock, light brown with repeating pattern of white and black panda faces wearing red-rimmed glasses or sunglasses.
Smart Panda
Crew SocksHot Sox
$8.00
Smart Panda
$8.00
Who knew pandas could be so stylish? These socks feature a bunch of chill panda faces hanging out on a comfy tan background. Each panda has those signature black ears and eye patches. A bunch of them are rocking red-framed glasses, giving off serious studious vibes, while others are lounging...
Pair of tan crew socks with a repeating pattern of panda faces wearing red glasses and holding green bamboo shoots. Red toes and heels.
Smart Panda
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Smart Panda
$14.00
Got a thing for animals with serious style? These light brown socks are covered in a cool pattern of panda faces. Each panda is rocking a pair of bright red glasses, giving off major smarty-pants vibes. Some pandas are even holding a tiny green bamboo leaf, because even the brainiest...
Pair of black crew socks with dark green cuffs, heels, and toes. Features green turtles wearing Santa hats and "SLOW HO HO" text in red.
Slow Ho Ho
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Slow Ho Ho
$14.00
Bringing slow holiday cheer right to your feet, these black crew socks feature a happy-looking green turtle on the visible side. Each turtle is decked out in a tiny red and white Santa hat. Below them, the words "SLOW HO HO" are written in bold red letters, playing on a...
Pair of blue non-skid slipper socks with flying brown reindeer, red harness, white snowflakes, and grey cuffs, heels, toes.
Sleigh What Non-Skid Slipper
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Sleigh What Non-Skid Slipper
$14.00
Deck your feet in festive fun with this blue pair, perfect for cozying up at home. They show off a bright blue background, peppered with a flurry of white snowflakes. On one side, you'll spot an orange-brown reindeer in mid-leap, sporting brown antlers and a vibrant red harness. White lines...
Six colorful no-show ankle socks featuring mythical creatures like mermaids, unicorns, and ethereal figures on aqua, pink, purple, and mint backgrounds.
Mythical Creatures 6-Pack
Ankle SocksK Bell
$12.00
Mythical Creatures 6-Pack
$12.00
Bring some fantastical fun to your sock drawer with this 6-pack of ankle socks. Each pair pops with bright colors and mythical designs. You'll find socks splashed with graceful mermaids, showing off their flowing hair and shimmering tails on aqua or mint green backgrounds, complete with pink shell accents. Other...
Light beige crew sock with "Mom, you da" in reddish-orange, a black bomb design with orange burst, and pink toe/heel.
Mom You Da Bomb
Crew SocksHot Sox
$8.00
Mom You Da Bomb
$8.00
Give a nod to the woman who truly makes things happen. These light beige socks carry the message "Mom, you da" stitched in a bright reddish-orange cursive script on the side facing out. Right beneath that, a black cartoon bomb design is shown, complete with a yellow fuse and a...
Single light purple crew sock with 'FEYONC' in yellow letters and a small blue and yellow engagement ring design.
Feyonce
Crew SocksHot Sox
$8.00
Feyonce
$8.00
If you've got big news on the horizon or just love a good love story, these socks are a fun pick. They come in a soft, light purple color that feels sweet and cheerful. On the visible side of the calf, you'll see the word 'FEYONCE' in bright yellow letters....
Single crew sock with dark grey top and teal foot, depicting Bigfoot, Loch Ness Monster, and a UFO at night.
Don't Stop Believing
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Don't Stop Believing
$14.00
These socks are for anyone who loves a good mystery. They feature a night scene with a long-necked creature rising from vibrant teal water, watched by a fuzzy, ape-like figure on the visible side. Above them, a classic flying saucer beams light down from a starry, striped sky. The main...
Cream crew socks with green and blue accents. Features a funny 'fun fact' graphic and a cartoon fly.
Always Right
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Always Right
$11.00
The socks are a light cream color with solid royal blue cuffs, heels, and toes. A bold lime green section sits above the heel on both sides. On the visible side of one sock, it says "FUN FACT:" above "I'm always right." inside a wavy text bubble. Scattered around are...
Pair of cream, green, and blue crew socks. They feature a comic-style design with speech bubbles saying "I'm always right." and "Also, never wrong."
Always Right
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
Always Right
$10.00
Know someone who's always got the right answer? These socks are practically their uniform. They feature a creamy white background with bright royal blue on the cuffs, heels, and toes, plus a zesty lime green stripe across the mid-foot. You'll spot playful blue and green asterisk shapes scattered all over....
A pair of grey crew socks with neon yellow stripes and the phrase "Who Gives A Crap?" in white.
Who Gives A Crap?
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Who Gives A Crap?
$14.00
Dark blue-grey socks that tell it like it is. The visible cuff features wide cream stripes bordered by thin lime green lines. Below that, the phrase 'WHO GIVES A CRAP?' stands out in bold lime green text, set against more cream horizontal stripes. The other shown sock displays a continuation...
A pair of white crew socks with black stripes and the words 'Trophy Wife' in black. The socks have a black heel and toe.
Trophy Wife
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Trophy Wife
$14.00
A bold statement in crisp white and classic black, these socks feature an upper cuff with several black stripes, setting the stage. Prominently displayed on the visible side, the words 'TROPHY WIFE' are knitted in sharp black lettering. Just below this sassy declaration, two more black stripes circle the ankle...
Pair of off-white crew socks with blue, green, and red stripes at the top and bottom. Text reads: 'These Are My Lucky Mahjong Socks'.
These Are My Lucky Mahjong Socks
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
These Are My Lucky Mahjong Socks
$14.00
Rock these cream-colored socks for a bit of playful luck. They feature a clean, classic base with bold horizontal stripes - red, blue, and green - wrapping around the cuff. The main show is the large text running down the front: "THESE ARE MY LUCKY MAHJONG SOCKS," written in a...
Black crew socks with a white design depicting funny office scenes, including 'parkour' and a person with a pumpkin on their head.
The Office Split
Crew SocksOdd Sox
$15.00
The Office Split
$15.00
If you're looking for socks that get it, these are definitely for you. This pair features a clever split design, paying tribute to iconic moments from the show. One black sock, visible on this side, has large white letters spelling out part of "The Office," alongside a slouched figure in...