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Pair of grey and white striped knee-high socks with a donkey and the word KICK printed on them. Coral-colored cuffs and toes.
Kick Ass
Knee High SocksK Bell
$11.00
Kick Ass
$11.00
When life tries to keep you down you just have to grab life by the balls and kick donkey! Wait, that isn't right! This pair of funny knee high socks will show off your sense of humor. Each sock features a white and gray pattern with the word "kick" above...
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Pair of women's crew socks in purple and teal, showcasing a Jane Austen silhouette, floral details, and a literary quote.
Jane Austen
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Jane Austen
$10.00
If you're into making your feet smell like the delicious, well-worn pages of a literary classic, we don't have any way to help you. But if you're into flaunting your high brow literary interests on a cute pair of socks, we've got just the thing. Wear these sweet Jane Austen...
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Beige crew socks with colorful sewing machine and thread designs. Pink heel and toe. 'Sew Much Fabric!' written on the socks.
Sew Much Fabric!
Crew SocksK Bell
$8.00
Sew Much Fabric!
$8.00
Keep your feet as cozy as a thread-cutter's blanket with these Sew Much Fabric socks in light tan, featuring a pink toe, heel, and cuff, and the words 'Sew Much Fabric! Sew Little Time' stitched in black. They're like a reel deal when it comes to unique, comfy socks. And...
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Crew socks in grey and pink. One sock shows a woman and cat gossiping; the other shows the cat alone. Text reads 'My cat and I talk shit about you!'
My Cat And I
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$11.00
My Cat And I
$11.00
My Cat And I socks: The purrfect accessory for cat lovers! These gray crew socks with pink toes and heels feature a sassy cartoon of a woman and her cat gossiping. The tongue-in-cheek saying "My Cat and I Talk Shit About You!" is sure to get a chuckle from anyone...
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Pair of crew socks; dark gray and blue options; Golden Retriever wearing doctor's coat, pills, and text 'The Dogtor Is In' and 'Will see you now.'
The Dogtor Is In
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
The Dogtor Is In
$10.00
Woof! Calling all dog lovers! Put your paws in a pair of our Doc Socks and let the fun begin! These playful socks feature a crew of cartoon dogs decked out in white lab coats and stethoscopes, ready to give you a thorough checkup. With a sprinkle of red and...
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Brown crew socks with a Golden Retriever image, orange paw prints, and the text 'I Love My Golden Retriever'.
I Love My Golden Retriever
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$11.00
I Love My Golden Retriever
$11.00
Golden retrievers are notorious for their love of belly rubs, tennis balls, and making a mess. If you're a proud parent of one of these lovable goofballs, then you need a pair of these I Love My Golden Retriever socks. Featuring a playful pattern of golden retriever paw prints and...
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Pair of crew socks; green background with festive sheep wearing Santa hats; red and black accents; 'Baaaa humbug!' text.
Bah
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Bah
$11.00
Adorned with white sheep donning festive red Santa hats, these socks are the perfect contradiction to holiday cheer with a cheeky "Baaa...Humbug!" message woven in. Forget silent nights—these socks are for bold statements and playful pokes at tradition. Red cuffs, black heels, and toes add just the right amount of...
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Cream crew socks with black paw prints and a black dog design. Text reads: 'Life is better with a dog'.
Life Is Better With A Dog
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$11.00
Life Is Better With A Dog
$11.00
From black labs to tiny chihuahuas, with a squirt of insatiable puppy energy, these Life Is Better With a Dog socks have got your paws covered. With paw prints, a smiling doggo, and the pup-lifting saying "Life Is Better With A Dog", you'll be ready for walkies ” even if...
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A pair of crew socks in green, blue, and white featuring a golf-themed design with a flag, golf ball, and the text 'Talk Birdie To Me'.
Talk Birdie to Me
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Talk Birdie to Me
$14.00
Take your fashion game to par with our "Talk Birdie To Me" golf socks, featuring a fairway green and blue sky design. With the phrase "Talk Birdie To Me" emblazoned on the leg, these socks will have you feeling like a pro even if your swing is a bit rough....
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Crew socks in grey with teal accents. Festive llamas carrying gifts, cacti, and 'Fa La La La Llama' text are on a light grey background.
Fa La La La Llama
Crew SocksK Bell
$8.00
Fa La La La Llama
$8.00
Get ready to fa-la-la-llama! These festive gray socks will have you prancing around the Christmas tree in style. They have llamas in red and white hats, green cacti, red ornaments, and more! The llamas will have you smiling from ear to ear and wishing for more snow. Who needs mistletoe...
Crew socks in off-white with a light blue grid pattern. Red and black text reads 'Science Doesn't Care What You Believe'. Navy blue heel and toe.
Science Doesn't Care What You Believe
Crew SocksFunatic
$14.00
Science Doesn't Care What You Believe
$14.00
Our 'Science Doesn't Care What You Believe' socks are the perfect way to show your love of science and your rebellious side. Featuring a blue grid pattern and the words 'Science Doesn't Care What You Believe', these white crew socks are sure to turn heads. Perfect for men and women,...
Pair of brown crew socks with a tan book stack design and a white label reading 'These Are My Reading Socks' and 'Leave Me Alone'.
These Are My Reading Socks
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$11.00
These Are My Reading Socks
$11.00
Lounging at home with a good book? Slip into these literary-themed socks and let the world know you're busy reading! These socks feature a fun all-over print of books, and the right sock is boldly labeled "Leave Me Alone." The perfect conversation starter for any bookworm, these socks are sure...
Crew socks in olive green with black paw prints and a German Shepherd image. The text 'I love my German Shepherd' is partially visible.
I Love My German Shepherd
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$11.00
I Love My German Shepherd
$11.00
Paw some style walk your way with our 'I Love My German Shepherd' socks! Featuring a charming brown background adorned with adorable black paw prints, these socks are sure to put a smile on your face and anyone who sees them. To top it off, they proudly display "I My...
Pair of crew socks. Dark blue background, orange tabby cat illustration, and the text 'The Cat is an Asshole'.
The Cat
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$11.00
The Cat
$11.00
Have a cat-tastrophe with a "The Cat is an Asshole" sock! This blue pair features an orange cat with a smug grimace chilling on the bog, proving once and for all the age-old question. A hilarious gift for the cat or bathroom lover in your life. Wear them around the...
Pair of crew socks in grey, brown, and yellow. Features a funny illustration of a chicken and the text 'Guess What?'
Guess What? Chicken Butt
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Guess What? Chicken Butt
$14.00
Having a childish sense of humor isn't always a bad thing! Show off your love for simple potty humor with this funny socks. Each pair of gray and black crew socks features a chicken scratch pattern in black with a yellow chicken above the ankle. Guess what? An arrow points...
Brown crew socks with rust accents and a white argyle pattern. Features a white bone graphic and the text 'I want to, but my dog said no'.
I Want To But My Dog Said No
Crew SocksFunatic
$14.00
I Want To But My Dog Said No
$14.00
Introducing the sassy and hilarious "I Want To But My Dog Said No" crew socks! Featuring the iconic phrase emblazoned on a stylish brown, white, and orange design, these socks are sure to turn heads and bring a smile to your face. Perfect for men and women, these socks are...
Pair of light blue crew socks with teal cuffs. Features science-themed illustrations: atoms, beakers, DNA strands, and the text 'Believe in Science'.
Believe In Science
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
Believe In Science
$10.00
Explore the wonders of science with every step you take in these funky 'Believe In Science' women's crew socks. Adorned with atoms, molecules, beakers, microscopes, and planets, these socks are a playful reminder that even the smallest things can hold immense knowledge and power. Put on a pair and let...
A pair of pink crew socks with a coffee theme. Features coffee pots, mugs, and the text 'No Coffee No Workee'.
No Coffee No Workee
Crew SocksK Bell
$8.00
No Coffee No Workee
$8.00
Craving a morning pick me up? Kick-start your day with these No Coffee No Workee socks. Featuring a vibrant pattern of coffee pots and cups, these crew socks scream caffeine o'clock. Say sayonara to grumpy mornings and slip into these socks that deliver a dose of energy and a dash...
Pair of crew socks, lime green and blue, featuring a golf-themed design with the text 'I like big putts'.
I Like Big Putts
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
I Like Big Putts
$14.00
Packing a punchline that'll send your feet into a hole-in-one, our 'I Like Big Putts' socks are going to blow your mind! Rocking a cool combo of bright blue and green colors, these bad boys are sure to drive your golf buddy nuts on the course. Just try keeping a...
Pair of blue crew socks with red and yellow 'Super Dad' logo and stars.
Super Dad
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Super Dad
$14.00
Dads are super, just like these socks! With a bright blue background, yellow diamond, bold red text that says "DAD", and a scattering of red stars. These crew socks for men are the perfect way to celebrate Father's Day. When your dad puts on his Super Dad socks, he'll feel...
Pair of crew socks. Light blue, green, and red. 'Time To Wine Down' text and vineyard illustration.
Time To Wine Down
Crew SocksK Bell
$8.00
Time To Wine Down
$8.00
The sun is setting after a long day and it is finally time to wine down. Did we say wine? We totally meant it! This cool pair of colorful crew socks feature a bright yellow sun setting over a heavenly wine vineyard. They make the perfect gift for wine lovers....
A pair of lavender ankle socks with a meditating llama and pink lotus flower. The socks feature the text "LLAMASTE" and showcase a cute, whimsical design.
Llamaste
Ankle SocksLiving Royal
$8.00
Llamaste
$8.00
Embrace your inner zen with these Llamaste socks. Picture this: a purple canvas adorned with a lotus-positioned llama, eyes closed in serene bliss, surrounded by pink lotus blooms. Let the word "LLAMASTE", boldly proclaimed on each sock, remind you to find your flow and channel your inner tranquility. Slip into...
Black crew socks with a Halloween theme. Purple text says 'Horror Movies & Chill'. Design includes skulls, spiders, candles, and candy corn.
Horror Movies and Chill
Crew SocksK Bell
$8.00
Horror Movies and Chill
$8.00
Brace yourself for the coziest horror movie marathon with these wicked 'Horror Movies & Chill' socks! Putting a 'spell' on your feet they're covered in purple cobwebs, skulls, and candles. Grab a bucket of popcorn and settle in for a night of spine-tingling fun!
Pair of black crew socks featuring a whimsical mushroom design and the phrase 'Let That Shiitake Go'. Red and gold mushroom illustrations scattered across the socks.
Let that Shiitake Go
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$14.00
Let that Shiitake Go
$14.00
Fun times take root when you slip into Let that Shiitake Go socks! Mushroom lovers and pun aficionados will get a kick out of these black, crew length socks adorned with fun guy graphics. Remember: it's okay to let go of the shiitake, but hold on to your socks!
A pair of brown crew socks with a Yorkshire Terrier image and orange paw prints. The text 'I love my Yorkie' is also visible.
I Love My Yorkie
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$11.00
I Love My Yorkie
$11.00
Like dogs? Then you'll love our I Love My Yorkie socks! Show your Yorkshire Terrier pride with these classic black crew socks featuring an adorable Yorkie photo with the words "I (heart) MY YORKIE" in a fun bright white font. And the best part? They're made for both men and...
Crew socks in grey and navy blue, showcasing a nurse superhero graphic, medical tools, and the phrase 'I'm a Nurse, what's your superpower?'
I'm A Nurse
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$11.00
I'm A Nurse
$11.00
A super comfy pair of socks that will make you the life of the ward! Get ready to be the talk of the hospital with these fun and quirky nurse-themed socks featuring the words 'I'm a nurse, what's your superpower?' and images of medical instruments, guaranteed to brighten your day...
A pair of green crew socks with white stripes and a football design. The words 'Winter Spring Summer Football' are printed on the socks.
Football Season
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Football Season
$11.00
Football Season socks! These gridiron-green socks with black and white stripes and a black toe will keep you covered all season long. Whether you're a player, coach, or fan, these socks will keep your feet comfortable and stylish. We've even included the words "winter," "spring," and "summer" on them so...
Pair of blue crew socks showcasing Washington, DC landmarks: the Capitol building, Washington Monument, and cherry blossoms.
Washington DC
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Washington DC
$14.00
It's a bird! It's a plane! It's the Washington Monument! Capture and share the beauty of the capital of the Free World - without all the traffic, smelly Metro rides, and insane intersections. When you slip on a pair of these iconically cool socks, you can truly appreciate a significant...
Gray crew socks with teal cuffs, featuring martini glasses, olives, cherries, and the text 'I HAVE MIXED DRINKS ABOUT FEELINGS'.
I Have Mixed Drinks About Feelings
Crew SocksK Bell
$8.00
I Have Mixed Drinks About Feelings
$8.00
One too many or not too many at all? We're not sure where the limit is anymore. These fun socks will have you feeling tipsy in your toes! Each cool pair of gray and teal crew socks features a colorful pattern of mixed drinks with the phrase "I have mixed...
Pair of taupe crew socks with a French Bulldog face and paw print design. Features the text 'I love my Frenchie Bull'.
I Love My French Bulldog
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$11.00
I Love My French Bulldog
$11.00
Talk about paw-some! These brown crew socks feature a cartoon French Bulldog on one sock and the words I love my Frenchie  on the other. Whether you're a Frenchie owner or just a fan of these adorable dogs, these socks are sure to make you smile. Plus, they're made...
Pair of olive green crew socks with black dog silhouettes and 'Never Camp Alone' text in orange. Yellow cuffs.
Never Camp Alone
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$11.00
Never Camp Alone
$11.00
Ready for your next outdoor trek? Never Camp Alone. These clever doggo design shows our four-legged companions. Slip these on and the forest will know you're there before your first step. Grab a pair and don't forget the s'more fixings!
Cream crew socks with brown cuffs and whimsical illustrations of wine glasses, turkeys, and people. Text reads: 'These socks pair well with wine'.
Socks Pair Well
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$11.00
Socks Pair Well
$11.00
These "Socks Pair Well" socks are the perfect accessory for any wine lover! Featuring a playful pattern of wine glasses and the phrase "These Socks Pair Well With Wine...And Difficult Relatives," these socks add a touch of humor and personality to your sock game. Great for casual Fridays, a white...
A pair of green crew socks with red cuffs. The socks are adorned with candy canes, brownies, and a funny Santa Claus design. The text 'These are my Ugly Christmas Socks' is featured.
Ugly Christmas
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$11.00
Ugly Christmas
$11.00
Prepare yourself for the utmost joyous Christmas celebration with these These Are My Ugly Christmas Socks ! Radiate holiday vibes with these green and red beauties featuring candy canes, presents, Santa hats, and snowflakes. Keep your toes feeling merry while spreading yuletide cheer wherever you go. Deck your feet in...
Cream crew socks with black cats and the text 'I work hard so my cat can have a better life.' Black heel and toe.
Work Hard
Crew SocksK Bell
$8.00
Work Hard
$8.00
Strut your stuff in these meow-mazing socks, featuring the slogan 'I work hard so my cat can have a better life'. Picture this: you're rocking these bad boys at work, crushing it in your career, all while knowing your furry friend is living the high life back home. It's like...
Pair of light blue crew socks with purple cuffs. Features a 'Kick some ass today, honey' message and small floral accents.
Kick Some Ass Today
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$11.00
Kick Some Ass Today
$11.00
Sometimes, you wake up and just need a reminder to show the world what it means to be powerful. A reminder to kick some ass today. With a gorgeous blue and purple aesthetic, these socks will remind you to go forth and kick ass, honey.
Pair of beige and brown striped crew socks. One sock features a cartoon chicken leg and the text 'LEG DAY'.
Leg Day
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Leg Day
$14.00
Get ready to strut your stuff on Thanksgiving Day in these Leg Day novelty socks! These mid-calf socks feature brown toes, heels, and cuffs, a white body with a light brown stripe pattern, and a graphic of a drumstick with the words "Leg Day" in bold letters. Turkey day just...
Pair of crew socks in grey, black, and coral. The socks feature the text 'My Wife Says I Don't Listen...I think'
My Wife Says I Don't Listen
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
My Wife Says I Don't Listen
$14.00
If you are not one to always pay attention to your wife, we know you likely spend a lot of time on the sofa! These funny socks are perfect for any man who's got cobwebs in their ears. Each silly pair of gray and pink crew socks features a cool...
A pair of mustard yellow crew socks with red cuffs. One sock shows a Dalmatian and 'Sorry I can't I have plans with my dog.' The other sock has paw prints.
Plans With My Dog
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$11.00
Plans With My Dog
$11.00
Who let the dogs out? These mustard-colored "Plans with my Dog" socks with red toes, heels, and a black-nosed, one-black-eared, one-white-eared cartoon dog wearing a red collar with a white circle on it and holding a wine glass in its mouth. But you don't have to check the couch, because...
Pair of navy blue crew socks with a snowflake and star pattern and the text 'Let It Snow!' in yellow, blue, and white.
Let It Snow
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
Let It Snow
$10.00
Let It Snow...Somewhere Else. Embrace the winter blues with these icy blue crew socks adorned with snowflakes and the phrase "Let it Snow!" in golden script. But wait, there's a twist! Below, you'll find the hilarious addition "Somewhere Else." Perfect for those who love the holiday spirit but prefer to...
A pair of grey crew socks with navy blue cuffs. The socks display a graphic of a dog paw bumping a fist with the text '#1 DOG DAD'.
No. 1 Dog Dad
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
No. 1 Dog Dad
$14.00
Give your feet the spotlight they deserve with these No. 1 Dog Dad socks. Whether you're the ultimate canine companion or just a proud pet parent, these crew-length socks will make you the envy of all dog lovers. The comfortable gray material is adorned with the bold text '{#1 Dog...
A pair of grey crew socks featuring a repeated pattern of black mute icons and the phrase 'You're On Mute' in pink.
You're On Mute
Crew SocksK Bell
$8.00
You're On Mute
$8.00
You're On Mute: The Sassiest Socks That Tell It Like It Is! Tired of saying, "You're On Mute" during Zoom meetings and webinars? Now you can let your socks do the talking for you! These gray crew socks feature attention-grabbing pink and black letters that boldly declare, "You're On Mute."...
A pair of crew socks in red and black. The socks feature a design of flames and the text 'Hell is Other People'.
Hell Is Other People
Crew SocksAccoutrements
$10.00
Hell Is Other People
$10.00
Do you hate going to parties, being around large crowds, and generally feel people just suck? We've got the perfect socks for you! These funny socks feature a black and red pattern of flames with the saying "Hell is other people". Express your intolerance for the human race in style!...
Crew socks with a dark brown background, orange paw prints, and a Goldendoodle image. Text says 'I'm a Goldendoodle'.
I Love My Goldendoodle
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$11.00
I Love My Goldendoodle
$11.00
Strut your fluff and celebrate your furry best friend with these I Love My Goldendoodle novelty socks. Featuring a playful pattern of brown paw prints and a heartwarming photo of a Goldendoodle, these socks are the paw-fect way to show off your love for your four-legged companion. Made for both...
Pink crew socks with black toe and heel. Features a teal and black design of crowns, diamonds, wine glasses, and the text 'Queen of Damn Near Everything'.
Queen
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$11.00
Queen
$11.00
Bow down to the Queen of Damnneareverything! These hot pink crew socks are fit for royalty with their black text, wine glasses, and diamond pattern, leaving no doubt who wears the crown. Grab a pair and feel the power as you strut your royal stuff. Everyone will know who's boss...
A pair of beige crew socks with black cuffs. They feature a funny illustration of a man relaxing with wine and the text 'Good friends and wine are cheaper than therapy'.
Than Therapy
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$11.00
Than Therapy
$11.00
Kick your feet up and say cheers to your new favorite crew socks! The 'Than Therapy' wine socks are your next go-to for your next get-together. Their cozy beige fabric features a funny illustration of a person lounging with a glass of wine and the clever text "Good friends and...
Pair of coral crew socks with cacti and 'Too Hard To Handle' text. Light blue cuffs.
Too Hard
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$11.00
Too Hard
$11.00
Put on a pair of "Too Hard" crew socks and see just how tough it is to keep your feet out of the spotlight. These socks are a prickly sight to behold in bright red and blue, covered from toe to heel in a pattern of cacti. Let people know...
Pair of crew socks in light blue with grey cats and swirls. Text reads "Crazy Cat Lady".
Crazy Cat Lady
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$11.00
Crazy Cat Lady
$11.00
A cat lady's world is filled with fuzzy felines, warm purrs, and the occasional scratching post. Show off your crazy cat lady pride with these blue crew socks that feature the words "Crazy Cat Lady" and playful cartoon cat faces. These socks are purr-fect for any cat lover who's not...
Grey crew socks with black cuffs, featuring a playful design of cats and the text 'One Cat Away From Being a Crazy Cat Lady'.
One Cat Crazy Cat Lady
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$11.00
One Cat Crazy Cat Lady
$11.00
These "One Cat Away From Crazy Cat Lady" gray women's novelty crew length sock are a great gift for the cat lady in your life. The gray sock has "One cat away" printed on it with a black cat image on the other that says in large, plain text "crazy...