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Black crew sock with bright green margarita glasses, white salt rims, lime wedges, and scattered dark green lime slices. Green heel and toe.
Margarita and Lime
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Margarita and Lime
$10.00
Good times are on the menu with these socks. They feature a fun, repeating pattern of bright green margarita glasses, each complete with a white, salty-looking rim and a fresh lime wedge on the side. Scattered among the drinks are smaller, dark green lime slices. All these vibrant details stand...
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Grey crew sock with black cuff, heel, toe. Design shows a cartoon skeleton with an axe in its head, giving a thumbs-up.
I'm Okay
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
I'm Okay
$12.00
Feeling like you've got an axe in your head but still rocking a positive vibe? These grey socks are for anyone who's been there. Visible on the side of the sock, a cheerful skeleton gives a thumbs-up, despite having an axe sticking out of its skull. Behind the skeleton, a...
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Orange crew sock with a white cartoon ghost, yellow full moon, black bats, and "I Ghost People All Year Round" text.
I Ghost People Year Round
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
I Ghost People Year Round
$12.00
These socks are perfect for anyone who's, let's say, a little hard to get a hold of sometimes. They feature a bright orange background, topped with a black cuff, heel, and toe. Right there on the calf, a classic white cartoon ghost floats in front of a glowing yellow full...
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A black crew sock featuring a repeating pattern of beer glasses, mugs, and bottles in yellow, brown, and blue with light outlines.
Get Your Beer Glasses
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Get Your Beer Glasses
$12.00
Good times are brewing on these black socks, covered in a lively beer-themed pattern. You'll spot an assortment of classic beer glassware - there are tall pilsner-style glasses full of foam, along with some smaller stemmed glasses and sturdy mugs with handles. Brown beer bottles, complete with blue labels, are...
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Grey crew socks with repeating pattern of light brown cow faces in sailor hats, fedoras, and flower crowns. Orange heel and toe.
Divine Bovine
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Divine Bovine
$12.00
Say hello to your new favorite pair. These dark grey socks feature an all-over pattern of adorable cow faces. Each cow has light brown fur, white snouts, and gentle brown eyes, complete with little horns. Some of these charming bovines are sporting stylish headwear, like a crisp white sailor's cap...
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Green crew sock with a "Cow Tipping" design. Features dark silhouette cows, white and grey spotted upside-down cows, yellow text, and white flowers.
Cow Tipping
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Cow Tipping
$12.00
Okay, so you've got these socks that are just pure fun. They're a vibrant grassy green, like a fresh pasture on a sunny day. Scattered all over are dark, silhouetted cows, just chilling out. But then there are a couple of other cows that are totally upside down, white with...
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Single heather grey crew sock with black cuff, heel, and toe, featuring a green and yellow crappie fish and "Another Crappie Day" text.
Another Crappie Day
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Another Crappie Day
$12.00
Some days just feel like this, you know? Kick off your day (or commiserate through it) with these heather grey socks. The main body is a soft grey marl, contrasted nicely with solid black cuffs, heels, and toes. Visible on the side of the ankle is a detailed illustration of...
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Crew sock in earthy brown, green, and yellow with a sun, mountains, blue water, and "TAKE IT OUTSIDE" text.
Take It Outside Wool XL
Crew SocksSocksmith
$20.00
Take It Outside Wool XL
$20.00
Forget being stuck indoors, these socks are practically begging you to hit the trails. Up top, you've got a bright sunburst pattern rising over some dark, rugged mountain peaks, with a cool blue line that looks like a lake or river right in front. And just to make it clear,...
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Black crew socks with grey cuffs, heels, and toes, featuring a brown goat head, yellow stars, and "G.O.A.T." text.
Goat XL
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Goat XL
$14.00
You know a G.O.A.T. when you see one, and these socks totally get it. On a solid black background, a proud goat head takes center stage, complete with long, curved horns. Scattered around it are bright yellow stars, adding to that winning vibe. Below the visible goat, the letters G.O.A.T....
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Pair of teal crew socks showing cartoon flies fly fishing from canoes with green and yellow fish leaping.
I'm Fly Fishing
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$14.00
I'm Fly Fishing
$14.00
These bright teal socks bring a whole lot of fun to your feet, covered in a lively scene of tiny fly fishermen. You'll spot little dark-bodied flies, each rocking a red hat and white wings, paddling around in their small brown canoes. They're all holding onto fishing rods, patiently waiting...
A pair of light lavender crew socks featuring white cartoon ghosts, pink and orange "HEY BOO!" text, and small black stars.
Hey Boo!
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$11.00
Hey Boo!
$11.00
Time to get a little spooky, but make it super friendly. These crew socks come in a light lavender color, perfect for adding a pop of unexpected fun to your outfit. Visible on the fabric are a bunch of playful white cartoon ghosts, each with unique little expressions, floating around...
Black crew socks with a repeating pattern of white-outlined neon-style beer bottles, frothy mugs, and tall glasses in yellow and green.
Neon Beer
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Neon Beer
$14.00
Time for a cold one, or at least a sock that looks like it! These black socks are covered in awesome neon-style outlines of your favorite brews. You'll see glowing green beer bottles with a bright yellow center, ready for good times. There are also frothy beer mugs, outlined in...
Light beige crew socks with "I AM THE GOAT" text. Each sock shows part of the phrase and a brown goat graphic.
I Am The Goat
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
I Am The Goat
$14.00
Here are socks that make a statement without shouting. They come in a light, speckled beige, sporting a brown text that reads "I AM THE" on the visible side. Right below that, there's a detailed brown goat illustration. The design uses the goat graphic to finish the phrase, subtly declaring...
A pair of navy crew socks with a repeating pattern of golden retrievers and green martini glasses. Reddish-brown toes and heels. "Hard Licker" text.
Hard Licker
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Hard Licker
$14.00
Slipping on these dark blue socks is a nod to your favorite golden retriever - and maybe your favorite happy hour. They're covered in a fun, repeating pattern of golden dogs. You'll see some pups lounging around, while others sit upright, all with a tiny martini glass visible beside them,...
Pair of black crew socks with magenta cuffs, heels, and toes. Design features a white dog holding a stick and "branch manager" text.
Branch Manager
Crew SocksHot Sox
$10.00
Branch Manager
$10.00
These comfy black socks feature a charming white dog with brown patches, proudly holding a stick in its mouth. Right below our furry friend, the words "branch manager" are spelled out in a vibrant magenta, matching the solid color of the cuffs, heels, and toes. You'll also spot another glimpse...
Single dark grey crew sock with "THERE'S NO TASTE LIKE BAD TASTE" text, red heel, red toe, and white/red stripes.
There's No Taste Like Bad Taste
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
There's No Taste Like Bad Taste
$15.00
Okay, so if your style motto is "more is more" or you just generally find yourself drawn to things others might politely call "questionable," these socks are for you. They're a dark charcoal grey base, serving as the perfect backdrop for some seriously bold statements. Up top, there are crisp...
Pair of cream crew socks with red 'SLUT' text, blue-purple stripes on cuff, and blue-purple toe and heel sections.
Slut
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Slut
$15.00
Forget blending in, these socks are here to make a statement. Cream colored and comfy-looking, they rock a bold red stripe right around the ankle, yelling 'SLUT' in white capital letters. Above and below that, you've got thin, sharp blue-purple stripes that really pop. The toes and heels are also...
A single brown crew sock with black toes and heels. Features "I SUCK AT FANTASY FOOTBALL" text on a white band.
I Suck At Fantasy Football
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Suck At Fantasy Football
$15.00
Feeling like your fantasy football team is perpetually stuck in last place? Don't worry, these socks get it. They're a rich, mottled brown color with bold black heels and toes. Up top, there's a wide cream-colored band that proudly declares "I SUCK AT FANTASY FOOTBALL" in black lettering. Thin black...
A black crew sock with white text "I LOVE COCK AND HATE THE GOVERNMENT" on a white stripe, black and white stripes. White heel/toe.
I Love Cock And Hate The Government
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Love Cock And Hate The Government
$15.00
Okay, so these socks cut right to the chase, no messing around. Up top, the cuff features classic black and white horizontal stripes before hitting a bold white section. That's where the real statement is, spelled out in clear black letters: "I LOVE COCK AND HATE THE GOVERNMENT." Below that,...
Bright green crew socks with 'I ❤️ MATCHA' text in white and a pink heart. Features white toe, heel, and striped cuffs.
I Heart Matcha
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Heart Matcha
$15.00
If you're all about that vibrant green tea life, these socks are basically a wearable billboard for your love. They feature a bright, almost fluorescent green that really pops. Up at the top, just under the cuff, you'll see a white 'I' followed by a bold pink heart and then...
A folded pair of black crew socks featuring 'Good Grief' text, orange toe and heel, and burgundy, gold, and cream stripes.
Good Grief
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Good Grief
$15.00
Some days, you just gotta say it. And with these socks, you can say 'Good Grief' loud and clear, right on your feet. They've got a classic black base, bright orange on the toe and heel, and bold stripes in burgundy, gold, and a creamy off-white circling the cuff. The...
Two lavender crew socks with cream heel/toe. Maroon and white stripes on cuff, 'FAVORITE SISTER' text visible on one sock.
Favorite Sister
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Favorite Sister
$15.00
Let everyone know who truly reigns supreme in the sibling hierarchy with these 'Favorite Sister' socks. They come in a lovely soft lavender, definitely a step up from boring plain white. Around the ribbed cuff, you'll spot bold maroon stripes framing bright white lines, with 'FAVORITE SISTER' spelled out in...
A pair of teal crew socks with 'Favorite Brother' text, dark blue and white stripes, and off-white heels and toes.
Favorite Brother
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Favorite Brother
$15.00
Let everyone know who the real MVP of the family is with these bright teal socks. They feature 'FAVORITE BROTHER' prominently displayed in a bold, dark blue text around the ankle. Just above and below the lettering, you'll see clean, horizontal stripes in dark blue and white, giving them a...
Pair of cream crew socks with 'Easily Distracted By Books' in green text, horizontal brown, blue, and green stripes.
Easily Distracted By Books
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Easily Distracted By Books
$15.00
Anyone who knows you, knows you're probably already halfway through another chapter. These cream-colored socks get it. They've got "EASILY DISTRACTED BY BOOKS" spelled out on the shin in a cool olive green, letting everyone know where your mind usually is. Up top, there are crisp horizontal stripes in brown,...
A pair of cream crew socks, one slightly behind the other. They have red striped cuffs, a brown band with "DICK" in white letters, and red heels and toes.
Dick
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Dick
$15.00
Sometimes you just want to make a statement, and these socks are here to help you do it. They come in a classic cream color, perfect for letting the details truly pop. Visible around the cuff, there's a bold brown band with the word 'DICK' spelled out clearly in white...
Pair of cream crew socks with dark brown cuffs, heels, and toes. Features 'I ❤️ NUTS' in black text with a red heart.
I Heart Nuts
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Heart Nuts
$15.00
If you're all about that nutty life, these socks are calling your name. They come in a comfy cream-white, topped with a ribbed cuff that features two dark brown stripes. Right there on the calf, you'll see a bold declaration: 'I ❤️ NUTS' - the heart is a vibrant red,...
Pair of grey-blue crew socks with white "BADASS GRANDPA" text, yellow cuffs, orange heels & toes, and a grey logo.
Badass Grandpa
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Badass Grandpa
$15.00
Know a grandpa who's more about tearing up the dance floor than sitting in a rocking chair? These socks are his vibe. They're a cool grey-blue, sporting bright orange on the heels and toes. The cuff up top is a bold yellow, detailed with thin black and orange stripes. Right...
Pair of burgundy crew socks with "BADASS GRANDMA" in white, hot pink toes, and horizontal pink and blue stripes on the cuff.
Badass Grandma
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Badass Grandma
$15.00
Let's get straight to it: some grandmas are just different. These socks, primarily a deep burgundy, proudly declare "BADASS GRANDMA" across the top in crisp white lettering. Just above and below the text, you'll find a cool stripe pattern, alternating between bold hot pink and a lighter blue, wrapping around...
Pair of grey and tan crew socks. Features a turkey with "VEGANS RULE" text. Patterned top and foot sections in black, white, and grey.
Vegans Rule
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Vegans Rule
$14.00
If you’re all about a plant-based life, these socks are right up your alley. They feature a proud turkey on a light tan background, standing tall with its vibrant red wattle and blue head. Underneath, it clearly states "VEGANS RULE" in bold black letters. The leg section also has patterned...
Pair of grey crew socks with black frying pans and fried eggs. Pink toes, white drop shapes, and "Sunny Side" text.
Sunny Side
Crew SocksHot Sox
$8.00
Sunny Side
$8.00
Add a bit of breakfast cheer to your step with these grey crew socks. They're covered in a fun pattern of black frying pans, each holding a perfectly cooked sunny-side up egg with a bright yellow yolk. Scattered around are small white shapes that look like little drops, giving the...
Pair of black crew socks with dark green cuffs, heels, and toes. Features green turtles wearing Santa hats and "SLOW HO HO" text in red.
Slow Ho Ho
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Slow Ho Ho
$14.00
Bringing slow holiday cheer right to your feet, these black crew socks feature a happy-looking green turtle on the visible side. Each turtle is decked out in a tiny red and white Santa hat. Below them, the words "SLOW HO HO" are written in bold red letters, playing on a...
Pair of blue non-skid slipper socks with flying brown reindeer, red harness, white snowflakes, and grey cuffs, heels, toes.
Sleigh What Non-Skid Slipper
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Sleigh What Non-Skid Slipper
$14.00
Deck your feet in festive fun with this blue pair, perfect for cozying up at home. They show off a bright blue background, peppered with a flurry of white snowflakes. On one side, you'll spot an orange-brown reindeer in mid-leap, sporting brown antlers and a vibrant red harness. White lines...
Light beige crew sock with "Mom, you da" in reddish-orange, a black bomb design with orange burst, and pink toe/heel.
Mom You Da Bomb
Crew SocksHot Sox
$8.00
Mom You Da Bomb
$8.00
Give a nod to the woman who truly makes things happen. These light beige socks carry the message "Mom, you da" stitched in a bright reddish-orange cursive script on the side facing out. Right beneath that, a black cartoon bomb design is shown, complete with a yellow fuse and a...
Grey crew sock with 'HOLIDAY' text, green and grey stripes, and red heel and toe.
Holiday
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Holiday
$14.00
Sometimes, all you need is a simple pair of socks to get into the holiday spirit. This pair starts with a grey upper that clearly spells out 'HOLIDAY' in dark vertical letters. Below that, the design shifts into classic horizontal stripes, alternating between grey and a deep, festive green, covering...
Single light purple crew sock with 'FEYONC' in yellow letters and a small blue and yellow engagement ring design.
Feyonce
Crew SocksHot Sox
$8.00
Feyonce
$8.00
If you've got big news on the horizon or just love a good love story, these socks are a fun pick. They come in a soft, light purple color that feels sweet and cheerful. On the visible side of the calf, you'll see the word 'FEYONCE' in bright yellow letters....
Single crew sock with dark grey top and teal foot, depicting Bigfoot, Loch Ness Monster, and a UFO at night.
Don't Stop Believing
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Don't Stop Believing
$14.00
These socks are for anyone who loves a good mystery. They feature a night scene with a long-necked creature rising from vibrant teal water, watched by a fuzzy, ape-like figure on the visible side. Above them, a classic flying saucer beams light down from a starry, striped sky. The main...
Cream crew socks with green and blue accents. Features a funny 'fun fact' graphic and a cartoon fly.
Always Right
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Always Right
$11.00
The socks are a light cream color with solid royal blue cuffs, heels, and toes. A bold lime green section sits above the heel on both sides. On the visible side of one sock, it says "FUN FACT:" above "I'm always right." inside a wavy text bubble. Scattered around are...
Light blue crew socks adorned with a whimsical pattern of various wildflowers in pink, purple, yellow, and blue, along with the text 'Wild Thing'.
Wild Thing
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
Wild Thing
$10.00
Imagine a spring day, soaking in the sun in a vibrant field. These light blue socks capture that vibe perfectly. They're scattered with a beautiful array of colorful wildflowers - you'll spot cheerful yellow blooms, delicate white clover-like flowers, spiky blue florets, and bold purple blossoms, all connected by leafy...
A close-up of a blue crew sock adorned with colorful wildflowers and the text 'Wild Thing'.
Wild Thing
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Wild Thing
$11.00
Sometimes you just gotta let loose and go a little wild, and these socks are right there with you. On a deep blue background, visible wildflowers pop with color. You'll spot clusters of bright blue blooms, delicate white flowers, and bold yellow ones, all connected by winding green stems and...
Blue crew socks with a pattern of illustrated bagels, a knife, and the text 'More Schmear Please!'
Schmear
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Schmear
$11.00
This blue crew sock showcases an irresistible array of bagels, some appearing plain, others sprinkled with sesame seeds, and even a few with a bite taken out, showing visible pink filling. Near the cuff, the sock features 'MORE SCHMEAR PLEASE!' in white text. At the very bottom, near the toe,...
Dark navy crew socks with lime green cuffs, orange top, and multicolor stars. Text reads: 'Best Grandpa Ever!'
Best Grandpa Ever
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Best Grandpa Ever
$11.00
Give the main man in your life a little shout-out with these fun socks. They've got a dark charcoal body with a bright orange cuff and a lime green toe. Right there on the calf, you'll spot "Best GRANDPA ever!" in a mix of cool fonts, with 'Best' and 'ever!'...
Dark gray crew socks with a 'Best Grandma Ever!' message, pink and gold hearts, and a bright pink toe and cuff.
Best Grandma Ever
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
Best Grandma Ever
$10.00
Give your favorite grandma a sweet surprise with these charming socks. They feature a dark gray background splashed with small, vibrant pink and yellow hearts, adding a playful touch. The top band is a lively lime green, while the heel and toe pop in bright fuchsia pink. Across the foot,...
Pair of cream, green, and blue crew socks. They feature a comic-style design with speech bubbles saying "I'm always right." and "Also, never wrong."
Always Right
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
Always Right
$10.00
Know someone who's always got the right answer? These socks are practically their uniform. They feature a creamy white background with bright royal blue on the cuffs, heels, and toes, plus a zesty lime green stripe across the mid-foot. You'll spot playful blue and green asterisk shapes scattered all over....
A pair of grey crew socks with neon yellow stripes and the phrase "Who Gives A Crap?" in white.
Who Gives A Crap?
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Who Gives A Crap?
$14.00
Dark blue-grey socks that tell it like it is. The visible cuff features wide cream stripes bordered by thin lime green lines. Below that, the phrase 'WHO GIVES A CRAP?' stands out in bold lime green text, set against more cream horizontal stripes. The other shown sock displays a continuation...
Pair of crew socks; teal, green, and white; features a mountain scene with trees and the phrase 'I want to be where people are not'.
Where People Are Not
Crew SocksCool Socks
$13.00
Where People Are Not
$13.00
Sometimes you just need a break from, well, everyone. These socks get it. They've got a bright sky-blue ribbed cuff and upper, featuring the bold white text, "I Want to be WHERE people are NOT". Below that, a serene mountain landscape unfolds with layered green hills and visible white shapes...
A pair of white crew socks with black stripes and the words 'Trophy Wife' in black. The socks have a black heel and toe.
Trophy Wife
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Trophy Wife
$14.00
A bold statement in crisp white and classic black, these socks feature an upper cuff with several black stripes, setting the stage. Prominently displayed on the visible side, the words 'TROPHY WIFE' are knitted in sharp black lettering. Just below this sassy declaration, two more black stripes circle the ankle...
Pair of off-white crew socks with blue, green, and red stripes at the top and bottom. Text reads: 'These Are My Lucky Mahjong Socks'.
These Are My Lucky Mahjong Socks
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
These Are My Lucky Mahjong Socks
$14.00
Rock these cream-colored socks for a bit of playful luck. They feature a clean, classic base with bold horizontal stripes - red, blue, and green - wrapping around the cuff. The main show is the large text running down the front: "THESE ARE MY LUCKY MAHJONG SOCKS," written in a...